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Sing to the tune of "Money Talks" by AC/DC

Not much trees, just damn sand
Africa is, worthless land
But I still, take it all
For I want to see the British Empire fall
Pressure's on you
Motion's on me
So what can you do
To avoid defeat
Hey little man, you'll lose it all
The Suez, Gibraltar, British rule will fall

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Come on, come on, fight me for your money
Come on, come on, listen to the weapons talk
Come on, come on, fight me for your money
Come on, come on, listen to the weapons talk

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Duce's dream, is soon true
You can scream, and face your doom
Even Adolf, has smaller state
Surrender to Duce, or, he'll surely you invade
Pressure's on you
Motion's on me
So what can you do
To avoid defeat
Hey little man, you'll lose it all
The Suez, Gibraltar, British rule will fall

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Come on, come on, fight me for your money
Come on, come on, listen to the weapons talk
Come on, come on, fight me for your money
Come on, come on, listen to the weapons talk
Weapons talk

Weapons talk
Feel it, hey
Weapons talk

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Come on, come on
Come on, come on, fight me for your money
Come on, come on, listen to the weapons talk
Come on, come on, fight me for your money
Come on, come on, listen to the weapons talk

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Come on, come on, fight me for your money
Come on, come on, listen to the weapons talk
Come on, come on, fight me for your money
Come on, come on, listen to the weapons talk
 

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It feels good to relax a bit after most of the testweek is once again done. But who am I to complain now since I had it rather easy this time, German on Monday, History on Wednesday and Math on Friday and two more to go.

rcduggan: Who wouldn't like Y.M.C.A? We Finns like it so much we made a version of our own

And aye, it is a sketch, apparently part of a bigger plot from a Finnish comedy show from the 80s. Never saw the full version, though.

Snake IV: It is good that Somalia can be made to rhyme with Y.M.C.A in a meaningful way. Those East Af-ri-ca's are whole another issue, then.

Lord Martin: Certainly, I would love to hear your suggestions. I have urged the readers to suggest me songs a few times earlier in other installments of the AAR and I have mostly tried to fulfill them all. I think I have one or two suggestions I have yet to use.
 

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Yeah, Go italy!
"Come on, come on" *sings*

I will then suggest "Eagle Fly Free", by Helloween. :)
 

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I have decided to keep a small pause from writing AARs now. This is to regain my lust for doing it and gaining new ideas, my muse has left me with relatively little inspiration as it is.

My brief pause will propably last for a month or so at most.

(yes, this pause is largely influenced with the stream of great new mods and games I have just received or refound from my old shelves. EB 1.0, Deus Vult, my newfound love towards Heroes III and IV, Deus lo Vult for M2TW, Civilization II...Not to forget school and my filmcourse-project with my friends)

Adios for a while.

Snake IV: Yes, it is. I am not sure how they are doing it but they sure are invading.

Also, pretty impressive that you noticed, pic taken with diplomatic mapmode and all.

Lord Martin: I will look into Helloween after my pause. I think "I Want Out" would be a bit easier to relyric, as "Eagle Fly Free" is not slowest of all songs. Great song, nonetheless.
 

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Sing to the tune of "Come Back Jonee" by Devo

Hey take that Turkey
Gotta take that Turkey
Hey take that Turkey

Turkey is weak
They'r easy to beat
Let's make a DoW

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Turkey you'r toast
And it aint't just a boast

Turkey's going down hard
Duce has all cards
Soon Duce owns it all
Rome needs it's Constanstinople
Neo-Rome's an idea noble
So you must fall

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Turkey you'r toast
And it aint't just a boast

After the smoke is gone
Invasion is halfdone
We control the town
Landed in the east
Fightning Muslim beast
Turkey's going down

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Hey you'r done Turkey
Gotta admit that Turkey, Turkey, Turkey
Hey you'r done Turkey

Turkey is weak
They'r easy to beat
Soon Rome's reborn

Turkey you'r toast
And it aint't just a boast

Hey you'r done Turkey (Turkey Turkey)
Turkey Turkey (Turkey Turkey)

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Hey you'r done Turkey (Turkey Turkey)
Turkey's going down hard (Turkey Turkey)
Duce has all cards (Turkey Turkey)
Soon Duce owns it all (Turkey Turkey)

Turkey you'r toast (Turkey Turkey)
And it aint't just a boast (Turkey Turkey)

(Turkey Turkey)
(Turkey Turkey)
(Turkey Turkey)
(Turkey Turkey)
(Turkey Turkey)
(Turkey Turkey)
 

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And so all parts of the Trilogy are back up and running. It was good to keep a pause but it is definitely better to be back in the business. :cool:
 

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Sing to the tune of "Jocko Homo" by Devo

It's been a while
Almost a year
Been a fun ride
Writing songs here
One more song
And this AAR will die

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Are we now done
Oh yes, we are
Are we now done
Oh, we are

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One flaw in save
Could ruin my game
I know, it's lame
Still problem's same

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Are we now done
Oh yes, we are
Are we now done
Oh, we are
Are we now done
Oh yes, we are

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KISS is dead
Trilogy's dad
The quitting spreads
Oh, I'm so sad

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Are we now done
Oh yes, we are
Are we now done
Oh, we are
Are we now done
Oh yes, we are
Are we now done
Oh, we are

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Are we now done
Oh yes, we are
Are we now done
Oh yes, we are
Are we now done
Oh yes, we are
Are we now done
Oh yes, we are
Now we are done
Oh yes, we are
Now we are done
Oh yes, we are
Now we are done
Oh yes, we are
Now we are done
Oh yes, we are
Now we are done
Oh yes, we are
Now we are done

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Okay, good bye
 

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R.I.P How To MAARry A Mussolini - A MusicAAR About Everything (21.03.07 - 15.11.07 (or 03/21/07-11.15.07 for ye Americans))

You were a good and loyal younger son of KISS - AARmy. You were the neglected gem who was just waiting to burst into flower. You managed to survive under the shadow your more succesful father and big brother casted upon you. Rest in peace in the AAR - heaven, How To MAARry. :(

Long story short: the flagship of my Trilogy, the Medieval KISS - AARmy is suffering from a corrupted save or something that ruined the campaign and after I did everything I could to save it, I decided to call it a day and end the AAR. And since it was my dearest creation of all, I decided to spread the quitting spree to my two other AARs aswell. If you are going to end an AAR, do it with enough of a magnitude and style, I say. ;)

I am really sad I have to do this. Just ended my pause and relyricing was as much fun as I first started and I was really enjoying myself with these. :(
 
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Omg, this is the most sad moment i ever have witnessed