How To MAARry A Mussolini - A MusicAAR About Everything

[EvilSanta]

"Franc" naturally refers to Fransisco Franco. "Franc" just fits better there. Diaz on the other hand is the Republican head of state.

I did that because Llywelyn asked for it over at "Medieval". I think it became quite good, afterall. I was a bit doubting at first.

After that "tell the truth" there is some lyrics missing. I was simply unable to fit anything reasonable in it because it is said on so low tune and so fast. And oh, the lyrics start only when getting closer to 2 minutes.

grayghost: Best? I know now that it was good but best? Well, thanks. I am glad you like it.

In your face, Weird Al!

JimboIX: It would be really something to see. Someone should make a movie out of it.

Now where did I put the number of Spielberg...

Snake IV: Thanks. It seems that duetto worked out better than I first thought.

Millah: Thank. And yes, it fits duettos. It is like "Ebony & Ivory", except a lot catchier. But that gave me a good idea for future.

 

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I enjoyed that. Very smooth, nothing says 70s quite like Shaft. I like that this AAR gives you an opportunity to relyric history.

 

[LlywelynII]

(Spain)
Damn right

BWAH!
:rofl::rofl::rofl:​

Thank you, Satan Claws!
j.

 

[EvilSanta]

Sing to the tune of "In The Navy" by Village People

Where you get your weapons
Where are made tanks in tons
Built also some aircraft sweet
What makes evil mens too
Evil dreams to come true
On the land and on the sea
Where you get your bombs
Not from your local shops
Italy needs them in heaps
They supply our troops
With brand new shoes
Every nation them needs

Industry
Yes, they can make you planes
Industry
Yes, earths resources thus wanes
Industry
Come on now people, make a tank
Industry
Industry
Industry
Come on, work for Fatherland
Industry
Come supply your fellow man
Industry
Come on people and make a tank
Industry (industry) industry

They do guns, they do guns
They do guns for our fun

If you like smog air
And treatment unfair
Go see employer fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
Women too can have a blast
No one is too small
All people we call
To work here in the heat
Be damn sure there will be
Always a factory
Building planes and a fleet

Industry
Yes, they can make you planes
Industry
Yes, earths resources thus wanes
Industry
Come on now people, make a tank
Industry
Industry
Industry
Come on, work for Fatherland
Industry
Come supply your fellow man
Industry
Come on people and make a tank
Industry (industry) industry (industry)

They do guns, they do guns
They do guns for our fun

Who me?

They do guns, they do guns
They do guns for our fun

But, but, but I already have workplace
Hey, hey look man
Im working as a teacher in freaking Tuscany!

They want you
Oh my God
They want you (to industry)
What am I gonna do in a factory?
They want you
They want you (to industry)

Industry
Yes, they can make you planes
Industry
Yes, earths resources thus wanes
Industry
Come on now people, make a tank
Industry
Industry
Industry
Come on, work for Fatherland
Industry
Come supply your fellow man
Industry

 

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Disco fever. All that's missing is the costumes.

 

[EvilSanta]

That makes you want to take a plane to Italy and seek a job in a factory, now doesn't it?

I think I really nailed it this time, the idea of Italian gay disco men group singing a propaganda song about industry is quite funny.

grayghost: So all my future works will be compared to Rick Dees one now? Well, I quess I need to top that one, then.

JimboIX: Never thought of it in such an elevated way before. But, maybe you are right. Maybe I am giving history new words. Although it is ahistory but still!

Llywelyn: Im glad you liked it. You were right, that is quite groovy song. It is one of those songs you don't go wild on but instead one you put on when you want to relax.

Nice, uh, formation with those smilies. standing on a "bwah" with 3 :rofl: rolling uder.

 

[Snake IV]

I've done a remake of that song myself, during those boring 7 min on the bike to school. I would share it if it wasn't controversial, and bad.It's Stalin related.

 

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great!

 

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That gives really masculine image of an ordinary Italian factory labour.

I can sense the testosterones!

 

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Ah, the village people again. Although this was nice, I dont know if you will be able to top "sex over the phone". I was able to warp a lot of minds at work with that one.

 

[EvilSanta]

Sing to the tune of "Ring Of Fire" by Johnny Cash

War
Is lethal case
But China
Is worthy place
And now
Japan it wants
States can only rant

Shanxi falls under marching Jap troops
They are down down down
Japs keep on their move
Japan wins wins wins
The war of East
The war of East

Japan creates brand new Chinese nation
Chiang is down down down
Under the Japanese domination
Japan wins wins wins
The war of East
The war of East

Supplies
Of the States
Could beat
My Japanese mates
Red Bear helps Chinese too
Oh, but Tojo has a trick or two

China falls to domination of Right
They are down down down
Losing against Japanese might
Japan wins wins wins
The war of East
The war of East

China falls to domination of Right
They are down down down
Losing against Japanese might
Japan wins wins wins
The war of East
The war of East
Japan wins wins wins
The war of East
The war of East
The war of East

 

[EvilSanta]

I really like that one. It has a fitting tune combined with working lyrics about Japans invasion of China. How could that go wrong?

JimboIX:

Hmmm. I think I prefer more traditional Italian worker uniforms.

Snake IV: Sounds interesting. Stalin is a person we are allowed to make controversial songs so go ahead!

rcduggan: Thanks, I liked that, too.

Millah: *looks at the video*

Rawr!

grayghost: You sing Village People aloud at work?

Hmm...

 

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Can you hear the horns? And in China too! Very funny update for me, Johnny cash singing the War of East is pretty amusing.

 

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grayghost: You sing Village People aloud at work?

Not only did I have people singing, we were doing the full blown dance.

Japan creates brand new Chinese nation
Chiang is down down down
Under the Japanese domination

That was a great set of lines. Had no problem with this one since I know it by heart. Love Johnny Cash.

 

[unmerged(61606)]

very very funy!

 

[Snake IV]

I found another one to use I think it has potentionals

 

[EvilSanta]

Sing to the tune of "Party All The Time" by Eddie Murphy

Hey Austria please join me
It would so cool be
Afterall you are only Germans in denial
I threat you with wars and
Turning Alps to sand
I won't you discriminate, my good old pals

I just want to
Annex all the time
Annex all the time
Annex all the time
I just want to
Annex all the time
Aaannex all the time
I annex all the time
Wooohoohoo
Annex all the time
I like to annex all the time
Annex all the time
Wooohoohoo
Annex all the time
I like to annex all the time
Annex all the time

Man I have seen Czech
Eating lots Sauerkraut
In German asking the cheque
There is no doubt
They want to join Reich
Because we are so cool
So Czech you can join me or you can die

I just want to
Annex all the time
Annex all the time
Annex all the time
I just want to
Annex all the time
Aaannex all the time
I just want to
Annex all the time
Annex all the time
Annex all the time
I just want to
Annex all the time
Aaannex all the timeeeeeeeeeeeee yeah
Annex all the time (I like to annex all the time)

Wohohoo
Wooohoohoo
I like to annex all the time
Wooohoohoo
I like power, I like to annex lot
I like power, I like to annex lot
Wooohoohoo
Annex all the time
I like power, I like to annex lot

 

[EvilSanta]

I can imagine old Adolf doing this song in some club in 80s.

Other than that, I am not truly satisfied. That song would have so much more potential if it only used that "My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, party all the time" and leave the rest of the "party" away. They don't sound good at all.

Also the second verse has some difficult words that atleast caused some troubles for me (saying Sauerkraut with my Finnish English in a song is not easy)

JimboIX: I am glad you liked it. That is one really good song from Johnny with easy tune to use. (more like abuse)

grayghost: Thats it, I am quitting school and moving to you! Can you recommend me to your boss?

rcduggan: Thanks. I liked that too.

Snake IV: Heh, I actually watched the Eurovisions completely last year (well, had tv open behind my back when on computer) and this was my absolute favourite alongside Icelands Silvia Night. Both of them deserved victory way more than Lordi. They took Eurovisions as a joke as it should be taken.

I look forward to using this.

 

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Good stuff, Eddie's misadventures are so well chronicled that adding this to the list seems entirely appropriate.

 

[EvilSanta]

Sing to the tune of "Material Girl" by Madonna

Some lands I want, some lands I don't
That is how it goes
If I really greed some place so badly
I crush my new foes

They can beg and they can plead
They can cry all night, thats right
But there is nothing they can do to
Avoid bloody fight

Cause we are living
In totalitarian world
And fascism is the word
You know that we are living
In totalitarian world
And fascism is the word

Some lands fight back, fascist attack
But its desperate
If they can't beat me badly I will
Brand new puppet make

Some men rebel and some don't give up
I think it is nice (yes its)
They do offer training so I can
Grab a bigger slice

Cause we are living
In totalitarian world
And fascism is the word
You know that we are living
In totalitarian world
And fascism is the word

Living
In totalitarian world
And fascism is the word
You know that we are living
In totalitarian world
And fascism is the word

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Lands may come and lands may go but
They all join right wing
Then peace shall reign in the whole world
And we can all sing

"Now everybodys living
In totalitarian world
And fascism is the word
You know that we are living
In totalitarian world
And fascism is the word

Living
In totalitarian world
And fascism is the word
You know that we are living
In totalitarian world
And fascism is the word

And fascism, and fascism, and fascism, and fascism is the word

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