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Snake IV said:
What about including this one :D

Aaargh! That was painful. Although I had heard that somewhere before.
 
grayghost said:
Aaargh! That was painful. Although I had heard that somewhere before.
It's a song from a Donald Duck episode. Old propaganda form the war. (Against germany that is if someone failed to notice)
 
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Snake IV said:
It's a song from a Donald Duck episode. Old propaganda form the war. (Against germany that is if someone failed to notice)

Germany huh? I might have missed that. :D
 
I have an announcement: I quit writing musicAARs and instead start dancing because of the show Dancing With The Stars is so damn cool.

A late Aprils Fools joke that was. Instead, my testweek is getting closer and closer so phase of updating will get a lot slower. And unlike previous last time, this time I try to keep it. I have now 6 tests to read, among them mathematics and German that require loads of work. And rest, philosophy, biology and health knowledge are real pain too. English will be a piece of cake, though.

So, some updates could be awaited but no update every 2 days phase.
 
Sing to the tune of "Happy Being Miserable" by Leningrad Cowboys

I don't want to own any land, in the, poor Horn of Africa
And that is why I release my brand new, puppet Somalia
Now I have two decent vassals to fight British imperialists in the Ethiopia
I hope they will do fine against Brits and gain the upper handa
That would be gooda

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I tell you everything I know
Cause Im happy trading with puppet (happy trading with puppet)
Blueprints will modernize your nation
Im so happy trading with puppet (happy trading with puppet)

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There's always new weapons being developed my friend and I will give all that to you my frienda, a
Hey you can have my provinces here in the Horn of poor Africa
Cause I don't need them-a
You can give me some money too or similar supplies for that land
Don't bite feeding hand

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I tell you everything I know
Cause Im happy trading with puppet (happy trading with puppet)
Blueprints will modernize your nation
Im so happy trading with puppet (happy trading with puppet)

All those poor people give me the creeps
Im so very glad to do some good deeds

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Just defend your land
Even though its worth not more than sand
People usually call it good strategy

I tell you everything I know
Cause Im happy trading with puppet (happy trading with puppet)
Blueprints will modernize your nation
Im so happy trading with puppet (happy trading with puppet)

I tell you everything I know
Cause Im happy trading with puppet (with puppet, yeah)
Blueprints will modernize your nation
Im so happy trading with puppet (with puppet, yeah)

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Im so happy trading with puppet
Yeah
 
You'd better not even try to actually follow lyrics with the tune on that one. If you try to match them with the tune, you'll go crazy before you succeed. When Finns try to act like backwards Soviets, the result is not most easily understandable. The chorus can be read as normal, though.

I thought it would be good to introduce you to one of the greater Finnish bands, Leningrad Cowboys, who are known for their hair-dos and performing with the Red Choir. As long as you take them as comedy band what they are, they are good.

That particular song is really good poking at Finns. We tend to be miserable all the time. ;)

JimboIX: Yeah, I quess Sylvester didn't quess his music would be used to describe the fall of Haile Selassie and Ethiopia. ;)

grayghost: Well, good that you got to play grovelling schmuck, I quess.

And "Der Führers Face" is not painful. :mad: If you Americans can do something, it is propaganda. I watched that full episode and I found it very funny with its stereotyping and propaganda. Got to love old wartime propaganda films/songs.

Snake IV: Thank you. I had never heard that one. It is very funny in its own way.

Millah: Thanks, Im glad you like it. I also love the Kool one, maybe because Kool is so cool. It is my current favourite song.
 
Fun update, the words work well together. Glad you have some Puppets to kick around now, they'd better be worth it.
 
Just defend your land
Even though its worth not more than sand

Now that was fricken genius. :rofl: Puppeting those two was probably a good idea. They can build there troops there instead of you having to ship them in and provide overseas supplies.
 
Sing to the tune of "Disco Duck" by Rick Dees

LZ: Went to Nanjing the other night
Chiang was begging for fight
And thats what he shall get
When I Guanxi men loose let

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CK: All of the sudden Li's troops came
When Guanxi rebelled in a move lame
Hoping that Li has no more luck
Look at him
The Guanxis suck!

LZ: Ah, strike me down sucker
If you are able bugger ha ha ha ha ha
CK: Guanxis, Guanxis suck
LZ: Show me your might Chiang
CK: Guanxis, Guanxis suck
LZ: Strike me down sucker
CK: Try your luck
Even though you suck
Guanxi
LZ: Guanxi
CK: Guanxi
LZ: Guanxi
CK: Guanxi
LZ+CK: Guanxi
CK: Guanxis, Guanxis suck
LZ: All right
CK: Guanxis, Guanxis suck
LZ: Strike me down sucker
Oh sucker, I kill you and be winner ha ha ha ha ha ha

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CK: When the battle ended I had won the war
Im on my way to become Guanxi overlord
LZ: But you won't cause you suck
Why look

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Everybody's digging me
CK: Guanxis, Guanxis suck
LZ: Guanxis, Guanxis rock
CK: Tried your luck
LZ: Bite me
CK: You did suck
LZ: Guanxi
CK: Guanxi
LZ: Guanxi
CK: Guanxi
CK+LZ: Guanxi
CK: Guanxi
CK: Guanxis, Guanxis suck
LZ: My oh my
CK: Guanxis, Guanxis suck
LZ: Strike me down sucker
CK: Tried your luck, it did suck
LZ: Guanxi
CK: Guanxi
LZ: Guanxi
CK: Guanxi
CK+LZ: Guanxi
LZ: Guanxi
CK: Guanxis, Guanxis suck
LZ: Guanxis, Guanxis rock
CK: Tried your luck
LZ: Bite me
CK: You did suck
LZ: Guanxi
CK: Guanxi
LZ: Guanxi
CK: Guanxi
LZ: Guanxis, Guanxis rock
CK: Guanxis, Guanxis suck
Tried your luck, it did suck
Guanxi
 
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The code is following: "CK" indicates the parts singed by Chiank Kai-Shek and "LZ" are Li Zongrens lines.

Not the best I have ever done and first real duetto. (In "Medieval" my "Funkytown" was following somewhat same pattern IIRC)

JimboIX: I hope that my puppets will be able to hold British in East-Africa for a while. But I don't have too big hopes for them. Although with the Italian militia I left there behind as support they might do some gains.

grayghost: Also when the war starts, I wouldn't be able to bring supplies to my men because both Suez and Gibraltar would be British. Ethiopia simply is not worth keeping so practically Italian player has 2 options: forget it or puppet it.

rcduggan: Thanks, Im glad you was able to enjoy it eventhough the tune was one of the more difficult ones.

Millah: I know. I hope this one works a bit better tune-wise. And thanks.
 
Yeah, "Guanxi Sucks" voted best relyriced song ever! :rofl:
 
I can just imagine that awkward mid-80s club scene between the two now, Good stuff.
 
Sing to the tune of "Theme From Shaft" by Isaac Hayes

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What is the place that
Has a civil war so mad
(Spain)
Damn right

Who is the man
That on right wings help count can
(Franc)
Must dig him

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Who's the guy who gets guns
From Reds to shoot out lungs
(Diaz)
Curse him

You see this Diaz is a bad commie
(Tell the truth)
He's handicapped man
For citizens he is very very bad
(He's Diaz)

Who's the fascist pal
Who's going to save this land
(Franc)
Damn right

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Who is the lad
That rebels against goverment sad
(Franc)
Must dig him

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Spain is land where good wins
Soviets lose with their kin
(Spain)
Right on

You see this Franco is a good fascist
(Tell the truth)
He's one brilliant man
Who is going to evil communism ban
(He's Franc)
 
That was great. Not better than "Guanxi Sucks", but almost. :rofl: