Sing to the tune of "Happy Being Miserable" by Leningrad Cowboys
I don't want to own any land, in the, poor Horn of Africa
And that is why I release my brand new, puppet Somalia
Now I have two decent vassals to fight British imperialists in the Ethiopia
I hope they will do fine against Brits and gain the upper handa
That would be gooda
I tell you everything I know
Cause Im happy trading with puppet (happy trading with puppet)
Blueprints will modernize your nation
Im so happy trading with puppet (happy trading with puppet)
There's always new weapons being developed my friend and I will give all that to you my frienda, a
Hey you can have my provinces here in the Horn of poor Africa
Cause I don't need them-a
You can give me some money too or similar supplies for that land
Don't bite feeding hand
I tell you everything I know
Cause Im happy trading with puppet (happy trading with puppet)
Blueprints will modernize your nation
Im so happy trading with puppet (happy trading with puppet)
All those poor people give me the creeps
Im so very glad to do some good deeds
Just defend your land
Even though its worth not more than sand
People usually call it good strategy
I tell you everything I know
Cause Im happy trading with puppet (happy trading with puppet)
Blueprints will modernize your nation
Im so happy trading with puppet (happy trading with puppet)
I tell you everything I know
Cause Im happy trading with puppet (with puppet, yeah)
Blueprints will modernize your nation
Im so happy trading with puppet (with puppet, yeah)
Im so happy trading with puppet
Yeah