The year is 1589 AD. The Reformation as penned and provocated by Martin Luthor has gone the opposite way as he intended. The Kingdom of Westphalia, born into existence by the Hessians, have taken the opportunity to kick some infidel ass. Protestantism in this timeline never grew as large as Martin Luthor thought it would. Instead it was smashed almost singlehandedly by the King Wilhelm I and his descendants, who journeyed across the Holy Roman Empire curbstomping every rebellious and confused Duke that dare desecrate the Holy Scriptures with their new fangled ideas and enlightened idiocy. Through much hard work and effort, the protestant movement was halted in their tracks and remained just a fad movement that only found fertile ground in the sewer realms of Europe. They seemed doomed to die.
But the Protestants, being the proper servants of the Devil that they are, didn't fight fair. The Holy League wars that followed didn't just pull in the two or three protestant Kingdoms that remained. It pulled in the vast realm of the Ottomans. It pulled in the Commonwealth. It pulled in France, despite it being another Catholic realm! For some reason, the drooling Emperor of Austria didn't pull in their most loyal fervent ally in Westphalia to fight them! And well, after a little bit of time the Holy Roman Empire became this disgrace:
What are we to do boys? This is not what God intended! The Holy Roman Empire must remain good and Catholic and based. Is there any way to save it for our boys or must I burn this disgrace to the ground, end the Holy Roman Empire, and reforge from it a new order where this joke of a heresy is only whispered from the lips of psychotic parents to into the frightened ears of their children to scare them in their sleep?
I await your replies.
But the Protestants, being the proper servants of the Devil that they are, didn't fight fair. The Holy League wars that followed didn't just pull in the two or three protestant Kingdoms that remained. It pulled in the vast realm of the Ottomans. It pulled in the Commonwealth. It pulled in France, despite it being another Catholic realm! For some reason, the drooling Emperor of Austria didn't pull in their most loyal fervent ally in Westphalia to fight them! And well, after a little bit of time the Holy Roman Empire became this disgrace:
What are we to do boys? This is not what God intended! The Holy Roman Empire must remain good and Catholic and based. Is there any way to save it for our boys or must I burn this disgrace to the ground, end the Holy Roman Empire, and reforge from it a new order where this joke of a heresy is only whispered from the lips of psychotic parents to into the frightened ears of their children to scare them in their sleep?
I await your replies.
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