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Almas said:
Wiz should make it like Podcat und post teasers on twitter the day before. Or better even the week before :)
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I read the end of that sentence before the beginning, and thought you wanted the dev diaries a week before, thus we would create the dev diary paradox and get all the dev diaries up until release, last week.
 
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why, I got out of bed at all.
Victoria 2 running in a window,
And I can't play at all,
and even if I could the map would all be grey,
united Germany after all,
it reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.

Dear Wizz, you still ain't submitted the diary, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's messed up you don't answer fans!
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside Paradoxcon
You didn't have to, but you coulda played an MP game with Matthew,
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
He wants to be a pro gamer, he colours maps more than I do,
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to,
Remember when I bought all Eu4 DLC, you said you'd pay me back,
See I'm just like you in a way
I never finish anything neither
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, JV.Stalin
P.S. You should invite me to the Beta too
 
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J.V Stalin said:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why, I got out of bed at all.
Victoria 2 running in a window,
And I can't play at all,
and even if I could the map would all be grey,
united Germany after all,
it reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.

Dear Wizz, you still ain't submitted the diary, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's messed up you don't answer fans!
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside Paradoxcon
You didn't have to, but you coulda played an MP game with Matthew,
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
He wants to be a pro gamer, he colours maps more than I do,
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to,
Remember when I bought all Eu4 DLC, you said you'd pay me back,
See I'm just like you in a way
I never finish anything neither
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, JV.Stalin
P.S. You should invite me to the Beta too
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The right honourable Mr. Stalin raises a fine point!
There's only so much extra Rhubarb from the British olympic velodrome rhubarb wax explosion of 2012 that I can chew on between waiting for Dev diaries.
If a sir can jolly well jet to Cornwall from London when 'tis but a trek from London, I doubt very VERY much, good sirs, that Sir Wizz cannot expediate this later copy of Dev Diary immediately.

These are dark days gentlemen, as I fear we will once again sink into the great depression of 1st week of June, 2021.
Betwixt the fall of Constantinople and dev diary 2, we regressed several tech levels to the extent that we'd roll a 1 on every single social interaction and blurt out DEV DIARY 2 WHEN.

But it will come.
It will come.

... And hopefully in time it can be revealed a huge system of intricacies involving annexed land cos good gravy, was Alsace a tricky situation in this period.
 
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Does anyone remember that scene from Big where Tom Hanks asks all the big wig toy executives "why would anyone want to play with a building?" Well, turns out, the answer is me. I'm the guy that likes to play with buildings.
 
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I'm off work today. I would like to claim I took the day off just for the dev diary in the hop it gets released sooner as a thank you to my dedication :)
 
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Motion to pass out of committee, Commons Bill 1:

That all keyboard manufacturers design the F5 key to withstand no less than 500,000,000 strokes.
 
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