Hordy-Burly (Golden Horde AAR)

[unmerged(4004)]

My horsemen are so bored that I have been forced to allow them to impale some townsmen.

hehehe. i think that's my favorite line so far.

 

[unmerged(4004)]

one more thing: tell them to make sure they keep their spears polished and ready for action.

 

[unmerged(3435)]

Blast! this is worryingly like the style of my second AAR, only much better. I'll be ashamed to post it now
Excellent stuff, Celedhring, I can hardly wait for the next bit...

 

[Xanadu]

Originally posted by celedhring
We split into two teams of 25,000 players each. We tied 0-0. It has been fun!

I had to laugh at this one.....WHERE"S THE BALL!?!?!?!?!

I know the main reason our last game tied was because we had too many players per team, so this time I decided to split them into 25,000 teams of 2 players each. We tied, anyway, dratz! What I’m doing wrong?

Now this one I laughed out load here at work...Then quickly minimized this window. Damn that was funny!!!! Keep this up

GO GROO!!!!!!....where is his dog?

BTW you might want to take a look at your timeline. I think you repeated 1492.

 

[unmerged(2144)]

Greetings celedhring.

Very funny AAR. Puts a new spin on things. It is excellent for slow days at work such as today I'm looking forward to the next chapter.

 

[celedhring]

Thanks for all your compliments, sadly, I've been very busy all this week, and since I want to come up with your expectations I'll take a little time to write the next chapter and release it this weekend instead of yesterday as I had planned. I hope that you'll enjoy it. It's quite long and with a lot of bloodbaths and silliness

 

[unmerged(2373)]

Good stuff! Continue please.

 

[Vulture]

Hehehe
I'm sure nobody minds the bloodbaths and since the big majority of the ppl on this board are nuts, I'm sure we don't mind about the silliness either lol

 

[unmerged(4004)]

bloodbaths, silliness... all we need now is a few scantily-clad women.

 

[das]

To Celedhiring: Would you like to see there Catalana AAR?

 

[celedhring]

Yeah, of course, is posted on the site? I hope you kicked some Spanish butts...

 

[unmerged(3963)]

The advisor to your khan wouldn't be called Conan, now, right?

That would get you bloodbaths, sillyness, and plenty of scantily clad women

 

[unmerged(3908)]

Any more news from the steppes?

 

[unmerged(3967)]

vi vil se blod!!!!

 

[Sharur]

Please continue, MUST HAVE SILLINESS!!!

 

[Storey]

Leaving all this silliness aside. You decide to start off by picking on Russia? That avalanche of marching humanity. The breeding capital of the world when it comes to churning out soldiers. And they're also bringing their friends. Boy you and your fellow happy Horders must be good. Good luck and may you rest in peace.

Joe

 

[celedhring]

Damn! I am being awfully busy these days! I'll probably will not be able the next Golden Horde chapter until next week! But I promise you I'll post it ASAP. Damn, it's incredibily fun to write it! (at least FAR MORE than the ass-boring reports I've to finish before summer holidays )

 

[unmerged(3424)]

I suppose we will just have to patiently await it then.

 

[Talmonious]

Very funny stuff! If you are talking about a certain Genghis when you say "uncle Genghis" i have something to tell ya. Your uncle has been dead for hundreds of years.

 

[Rictus]

Spoil sport