Hitler's really shaken up now. In his state of mind he might do stupid things...like declaring war on America! 
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Hitler's really shaken up now. In his state of mind he might do stupid things...like declaring war on America!
USA has already DoWed the axis when Hitler signed a Pact with the Japs. But maybe he will do something different stupid. Who knows when it comes to Hitler? :rofl:
The events of 1942
Part 10: Invading Soviet Union and new pet
On the 4 of may, several hundred thousand men were fighting in the biggest offensive yet in the great war. The Germans were winning all over the place. The Russians didn't have ha chance. Soon new land was gained and von Leeb, one of Hitlers closest men were attacking fiercely.
The troops are moving:
Bobraisk is gained:
von Leeb planning the attack already in september:
von Leeb Attacking:
The invading forces of the pesky janks, soon was destroyed in the west. Nothing difficult with the heavy bombing. The plains were re based at the Eastern Front to bomb the Russians.
Crushing Americans:
The war was great for the Germans and the other Axis, but some difficulties was in the province of Zhitomer, but it was only a minor settback. Hitler was fuorisous and he was mader than ever. He crushed vases and he slapped his secretarys in the face. He was a mad man. The Generals tried to convince him that it didnt do anything, but he just yelled. Traitors was one of the word.
Some difficulties in Zhitomer
Meanwhile, Guderian on the front was having a glorious time, marching into Polotsk was a great event. He Understood that if they could reach Orsha and Mogilev fast, they could do a big encirclement, just at Hitler told them years before.
Guderian takes Polotsk
Masterplan to encircle troops:
Guderian and some men:
When Hitler heard of Guderians brave cause, he was happy again and had all forgot about his yelling. He also received news about his new pet. He rushed up the stairs clapping his hand and giggling. It was a majestic animal, a great big horse. Hitler just stared at the animal. He climbed the animal and mounted, he took on his most serious look.
Hitlers new pet:
When the Generals wanted to ask him about tactics regarding the War, he just waved them off. He wanted some prime time with his new pet, which he named: Blondy.
Part 10: Invading Soviet Union and new pet
On the 4 of may, several hundred thousand men were fighting in the biggest offensive yet in the great war. The Germans were winning all over the place. The Russians didn't have ha chance. Soon new land was gained and von Leeb, one of Hitlers closest men were attacking fiercely.
The troops are moving:
Bobraisk is gained:
von Leeb planning the attack already in september:
von Leeb Attacking:
The invading forces of the pesky janks, soon was destroyed in the west. Nothing difficult with the heavy bombing. The plains were re based at the Eastern Front to bomb the Russians.
Crushing Americans:
The war was great for the Germans and the other Axis, but some difficulties was in the province of Zhitomer, but it was only a minor settback. Hitler was fuorisous and he was mader than ever. He crushed vases and he slapped his secretarys in the face. He was a mad man. The Generals tried to convince him that it didnt do anything, but he just yelled. Traitors was one of the word.
Some difficulties in Zhitomer
Meanwhile, Guderian on the front was having a glorious time, marching into Polotsk was a great event. He Understood that if they could reach Orsha and Mogilev fast, they could do a big encirclement, just at Hitler told them years before.
Guderian takes Polotsk
Masterplan to encircle troops:
Guderian and some men:
When Hitler heard of Guderians brave cause, he was happy again and had all forgot about his yelling. He also received news about his new pet. He rushed up the stairs clapping his hand and giggling. It was a majestic animal, a great big horse. Hitler just stared at the animal. He climbed the animal and mounted, he took on his most serious look.
Hitlers new pet:
When the Generals wanted to ask him about tactics regarding the War, he just waved them off. He wanted some prime time with his new pet, which he named: Blondy.
Blondy the horse!
And the offensive against the Soviets looks like it's going pretty well so far.
And the offensive against the Soviets looks like it's going pretty well so far.
Blondy the horse!
And the offensive against the Soviets looks like it's going pretty well so far.
Hitler is so proud of his new horse, all thanks to Thörnell !
The Soviets who DoWed the germans in the first place regretts it now I think.
The events of 1942
Part 11: The invasion Continues
With the arrival of Hitlers new pet, Hitler didn't care for the war at all. All of his time he was either riding his horse, talking to his horse, or sleeping. When the Bunker Maid, said that the bunker was to small for the Horse, Hitler got so depressed. He just wouldn't listen to anyone. But when he saw Blondy, he was happy again. But it was really a time of joy.
In North Africa, things was great and Rommel sent telegram home to Berlin so say that he wanted to fight at the Front. Thörnell also has a great time, although he was very very old:
Process in North Africa:
Thörnell for Asyut:
Hitler soon began to speak to people again and his depressions, and outburst was long time seen. He was even talking to The Emperor of Japan who told Hitler about Japanese Conquest.
Japan is doing fine:
Hitler on the Phone and he is happy:
In the Front, the generals had been planning and the encirclements was a big success. In Estonia, soon many troops would be trapped when Narva was taken. In Minsk, 6 division was trapped and no one was spared. Sooner, Some Soviet troops defended Tallin to the last man. Combined Forces Liberated the Capitol of Estonia. The Soviet troops was getting smaller and smaller. The Generals really didnt think it was true. It was so easy.
Taking Narva for encirclement:
6 Divisions in Minsk is vanished:
9 divisions trapped in Tallin:
Hitler hears about the encirclements and gets happy. But when he realizes that it takes some time, he gets angry again. He slaps generals and other people. He gets less anxious and rides in the streets of Berlin. The people of Berlin often recognizes the Führer, and waves at him. Hitler has a time of his life. It it only would last for ever and ever....
Part 11: The invasion Continues
With the arrival of Hitlers new pet, Hitler didn't care for the war at all. All of his time he was either riding his horse, talking to his horse, or sleeping. When the Bunker Maid, said that the bunker was to small for the Horse, Hitler got so depressed. He just wouldn't listen to anyone. But when he saw Blondy, he was happy again. But it was really a time of joy.
In North Africa, things was great and Rommel sent telegram home to Berlin so say that he wanted to fight at the Front. Thörnell also has a great time, although he was very very old:
Process in North Africa:
Thörnell for Asyut:
Hitler soon began to speak to people again and his depressions, and outburst was long time seen. He was even talking to The Emperor of Japan who told Hitler about Japanese Conquest.
Japan is doing fine:
Hitler on the Phone and he is happy:
In the Front, the generals had been planning and the encirclements was a big success. In Estonia, soon many troops would be trapped when Narva was taken. In Minsk, 6 division was trapped and no one was spared. Sooner, Some Soviet troops defended Tallin to the last man. Combined Forces Liberated the Capitol of Estonia. The Soviet troops was getting smaller and smaller. The Generals really didnt think it was true. It was so easy.
Taking Narva for encirclement:
6 Divisions in Minsk is vanished:
9 divisions trapped in Tallin:
Hitler hears about the encirclements and gets happy. But when he realizes that it takes some time, he gets angry again. He slaps generals and other people. He gets less anxious and rides in the streets of Berlin. The people of Berlin often recognizes the Führer, and waves at him. Hitler has a time of his life. It it only would last for ever and ever....
The events of 1942
Part 12: Crushing the enemies
In North Africa, Rommel was bored driving endlessly in the desert killing starving Brits. He wanted to go to the Front. When he drove in to Sollum, he didn't really care. He just wanted to get out of the desert.
Rommel still in North Africa:
On the Front, it was a hard time for the Soviet. The German war machine was so fast that they encircled troops all the time. Rundstedt was a cleaver General who often saw opportunities to gain some land for encirclements.
Soon encirclement:
Rundstedt for encirclement:
With the 14 divisions trapped in Mozyr, it seemed as the war was over, but it was a long drive to Moscow. Rumors had it that Stalin had evacuated to Siberia. But it was just rumors. It was in the middle of the summer and it would be months before snow would start fall. Soviet troops really didn't have any chance.
Encirclement in Mozyr
14 divisions trapped:
In Estonia, combined troops also managed to kill off some troops. It wasn't that far to Leningrad now. Scandinavian troops fought bravely.
2 divisions killed in Vornu:
In the mediterranean, a large sea battle occurred with Germanys newest member. The german Navy leaders thought that it would be an easy task to sink the ships, but the Brits put up some heavy resistence.
Big battle:
Hitler was having a great time with his new horse and he was outside of his bunker much more now. He even thought about moving out for now and move to one of his country side villas. The generals was happy of him getting out of the bunker. Hitler was having a snack and reading the paper outside his bunker when a General approached him.
Hitler having a snack and reading:
The general had his hand in his pocket and he suddenly pointed a gun to Hitler. It was only Hitler and the General to be seen.
-Now you must pay for your crime against Humanity, the general said with a big grin on his face. Hitler dropped his sandwhich on he ground, with the butter side facing the ground.
Part 12: Crushing the enemies
In North Africa, Rommel was bored driving endlessly in the desert killing starving Brits. He wanted to go to the Front. When he drove in to Sollum, he didn't really care. He just wanted to get out of the desert.
Rommel still in North Africa:
On the Front, it was a hard time for the Soviet. The German war machine was so fast that they encircled troops all the time. Rundstedt was a cleaver General who often saw opportunities to gain some land for encirclements.
Soon encirclement:
Rundstedt for encirclement:
With the 14 divisions trapped in Mozyr, it seemed as the war was over, but it was a long drive to Moscow. Rumors had it that Stalin had evacuated to Siberia. But it was just rumors. It was in the middle of the summer and it would be months before snow would start fall. Soviet troops really didn't have any chance.
Encirclement in Mozyr
14 divisions trapped:
In Estonia, combined troops also managed to kill off some troops. It wasn't that far to Leningrad now. Scandinavian troops fought bravely.
2 divisions killed in Vornu:
In the mediterranean, a large sea battle occurred with Germanys newest member. The german Navy leaders thought that it would be an easy task to sink the ships, but the Brits put up some heavy resistence.
Big battle:
Hitler was having a great time with his new horse and he was outside of his bunker much more now. He even thought about moving out for now and move to one of his country side villas. The generals was happy of him getting out of the bunker. Hitler was having a snack and reading the paper outside his bunker when a General approached him.
Hitler having a snack and reading:
The general had his hand in his pocket and he suddenly pointed a gun to Hitler. It was only Hitler and the General to be seen.
-Now you must pay for your crime against Humanity, the general said with a big grin on his face. Hitler dropped his sandwhich on he ground, with the butter side facing the ground.
The butter side facing the ground?!
Probably the most annoying thing that can happen... :wacko:
The events of 1942
Part 13: The shoot out
Hitler had expected this to happen. With his combat trainer he had simulated nearly any attempt to be killed. Hitler just smiled and with the speed of light he reached for his “9 mm Luger” and emptied the magazine. The General didn't even blink his eye. With a heavy sound the General fell to the ground. Hitler laughed but when he saw his sandwich on the ground all destroyed he began to cry uncontrollably. Several other Generals ran to the site and many of them dropped theire faces when they saw that Hitler was alive. The coup had failed!
The chaos that followed was referred to “the month of Luger shooting”.
Hitlers luger:
In occupied Soviet, things was good. Some Generals wanted to be quick and just roll over the enemies, while others, like Guderian and Rundstedt, wanted to encircle the enemy so that they no more could be in any combat. Priluki was the first province to be attacked to soon encircle big areas.
They didnt go for Kiev right away. Rundstedt headed for Priluki and Guderian headed east for another great plan. The encirclement was perfect and about 22 divisions was trapped. According to intelligence, soviet troops was so low as 150 div. This was a great time for The Third Reich”
Priluki to encircle:
Cherkassy gained:
Rundstedt reaches Priluki:
Guderian attacks Smolensk:
Kiev will soon fall
In the event of the Fall of Kiev, they captured the Russian General Vlassov. He said that he was really a Nazi and that he wanted to fight for the Germans. Hitler wasn't happy about it but the Generals thought that it would be wise to send him to Africa. So they did. It was perfect, because now they could take home Rommel and send him to the front, just at Rommel wanted. Rommel was so happy about it when he heard the news. But he was a little dissapointed that he only got to e at the Southern part of the front. But he was proud about alls his Panzer divisions. Oh my, he only had one in Africa, here he had almost 8 Panzer divisions.
Vlassov in Africa:
Rommel at the Front:
The following events happened without any problems at all. Kingiseppi was reached, that wasnt so imortant, but they now saw the outskirts of Leningrad. Soon the city would fall.
Förster starts to attack Kurks while von Leeb attacks Kalya. Förster reach Kursk very fast and Förster fastly tries to reach Bryansk. When von Leeb reaches his site, he helps Förster by also attacking Bryansk. Von Leeb reaches Bryansk first and a big encirclement was finished. Now it was just to find them and kill them. 20 more divisions were now trapped and the Soviet troops were humiliated. The world trembled when they understood that Germany was about to win against the Bolsjeviks.
Kingiseppi reached:
Förster attacks Kursk
von Leeb attacks Kalya:
Förster reaches Kursk:
Förster and Von Leeb attacks Bryansk: (very important event!!)
von leeb reach Bryansk!!
Lets kill them:
In Asia, Japan had ben fighting in the Himalayas and annexed Bhutan. Oh the glory! On mainland China, who off caurse was a Japanese Puppet, Brittish troops was invading. All the troops were fighting elsewere. This wasnt good for the Axis.
Japan annexed Bhutan:
Invading Brits:
Hitler was tired of all the turmoil so he wanted to go on holiday. He went to a fine lake He missed his Horse though, he was tied up at the Bunker. But he was relaxing, that was true.
Hitler at holliday:
Part 13: The shoot out
Hitler had expected this to happen. With his combat trainer he had simulated nearly any attempt to be killed. Hitler just smiled and with the speed of light he reached for his “9 mm Luger” and emptied the magazine. The General didn't even blink his eye. With a heavy sound the General fell to the ground. Hitler laughed but when he saw his sandwich on the ground all destroyed he began to cry uncontrollably. Several other Generals ran to the site and many of them dropped theire faces when they saw that Hitler was alive. The coup had failed!
The chaos that followed was referred to “the month of Luger shooting”.
Hitlers luger:
In occupied Soviet, things was good. Some Generals wanted to be quick and just roll over the enemies, while others, like Guderian and Rundstedt, wanted to encircle the enemy so that they no more could be in any combat. Priluki was the first province to be attacked to soon encircle big areas.
They didnt go for Kiev right away. Rundstedt headed for Priluki and Guderian headed east for another great plan. The encirclement was perfect and about 22 divisions was trapped. According to intelligence, soviet troops was so low as 150 div. This was a great time for The Third Reich”
Priluki to encircle:
Cherkassy gained:
Rundstedt reaches Priluki:
Guderian attacks Smolensk:
Kiev will soon fall
In the event of the Fall of Kiev, they captured the Russian General Vlassov. He said that he was really a Nazi and that he wanted to fight for the Germans. Hitler wasn't happy about it but the Generals thought that it would be wise to send him to Africa. So they did. It was perfect, because now they could take home Rommel and send him to the front, just at Rommel wanted. Rommel was so happy about it when he heard the news. But he was a little dissapointed that he only got to e at the Southern part of the front. But he was proud about alls his Panzer divisions. Oh my, he only had one in Africa, here he had almost 8 Panzer divisions.
Vlassov in Africa:
Rommel at the Front:
The following events happened without any problems at all. Kingiseppi was reached, that wasnt so imortant, but they now saw the outskirts of Leningrad. Soon the city would fall.
Förster starts to attack Kurks while von Leeb attacks Kalya. Förster reach Kursk very fast and Förster fastly tries to reach Bryansk. When von Leeb reaches his site, he helps Förster by also attacking Bryansk. Von Leeb reaches Bryansk first and a big encirclement was finished. Now it was just to find them and kill them. 20 more divisions were now trapped and the Soviet troops were humiliated. The world trembled when they understood that Germany was about to win against the Bolsjeviks.
Kingiseppi reached:
Förster attacks Kursk
von Leeb attacks Kalya:
Förster reaches Kursk:
Förster and Von Leeb attacks Bryansk: (very important event!!)
von leeb reach Bryansk!!
Lets kill them:
In Asia, Japan had ben fighting in the Himalayas and annexed Bhutan. Oh the glory! On mainland China, who off caurse was a Japanese Puppet, Brittish troops was invading. All the troops were fighting elsewere. This wasnt good for the Axis.
Japan annexed Bhutan:
Invading Brits:
Hitler was tired of all the turmoil so he wanted to go on holiday. He went to a fine lake He missed his Horse though, he was tied up at the Bunker. But he was relaxing, that was true.
Hitler at holliday:
Wow, they should send Hitler to the front! He'd slaughter all the Russians singlehandedly!
Now that's what I call Blitzkrieg! From the border to Leningrad in little over a month!
I suppose your not far from Moscow either? This is kind of ironic seeing the big problems Germany had when dealing with France.
~Lord Valentine~
I suppose your not far from Moscow either? This is kind of ironic seeing the big problems Germany had when dealing with France.
~Lord Valentine~
Well someone must be home and running the headquarters....ut Hitlers isn't doing that either so he could be at the front. But he rather be at holliday...and Hitler is the boss.Wow, they should send Hitler to the front! He'd slaughter all the Russians singlehandedly!
Now that's what I call Blitzkrieg! From the border to Leningrad in little over a month!
I suppose your not far from Moscow either? This is kind of ironic seeing the big problems Germany had when dealing with France.
~Lord Valentine~
Yeah but now the troops have more experience. Moscow will soon fall into the hands of the eager Germans.
The events of 1942
Part 14: Pushing deep into enemy land
Hitler was on holliday for a really long time, and he didn't really care about the war. He thought that it did well and that it was all thanks to him. He cursed the incompetent generals who didn't care for the war.
Hitler on Holliday
Thörnell was having his time in Africa and although he was very old and should have been retired, he attacked Idfu with great force. At the front, things ran smoothly. Novorzhev was attacked and at the same time the encirclement I Konotop ended with great success.
Thörnell attacking:
Attacking Novorzhev:
The Encirclement in Konotop ends:
Intelligence told now that the Soviet Union only had about 130 divisons and 11 armored division, roughly half of the troops the Axis had in the area. Some Generals even spoke about some creature, “a sealion” next spring...
Soviets divisions:
The axis divisions:
Rommel was thrown into the mess and attacked Perekop. He soon arrived there with his panzers, they really moved quick so he almost just ran over to Melitopol just by accident.
Rommel attacking Peretop:
Rommel arrives in Perekop:
Rommel arives in Melitopol:
In the excitement further north, two small pockets were created and the enemies were shot to pieces. Attacking Luga was the thing to do. Everything was so nice. Back in Germany, the scientist had en lurking on some new technology, a Rocket Test Site was built in Rostock. Soon Germany would launch into space! Well, maybe in a few decades.
Pockets created:
Attacking Luga:
Rocket test site in Rostock:
Rundstedt headed for Bilovodsk and Toropets was atacked by others. Leningrad was in site when Lukov ordered his troops to attack the city. Pavlov, the Russian General tried to defend the city with all need necessary. The fight lasted days.
Rundstedt in Bilovodsk
Attacking Toropets:
Lukov attacking Leningrad:
Hitlers holliday was great and soon Hitler would drive back to his bunker and to meet his horse Blondy again. He had missed his horse and many nights he had done nothing but crying. The Generals that had been with him was amused.
Part 14: Pushing deep into enemy land
Hitler was on holliday for a really long time, and he didn't really care about the war. He thought that it did well and that it was all thanks to him. He cursed the incompetent generals who didn't care for the war.
Hitler on Holliday
Thörnell was having his time in Africa and although he was very old and should have been retired, he attacked Idfu with great force. At the front, things ran smoothly. Novorzhev was attacked and at the same time the encirclement I Konotop ended with great success.
Thörnell attacking:
Attacking Novorzhev:
The Encirclement in Konotop ends:
Intelligence told now that the Soviet Union only had about 130 divisons and 11 armored division, roughly half of the troops the Axis had in the area. Some Generals even spoke about some creature, “a sealion” next spring...
Soviets divisions:
The axis divisions:
Rommel was thrown into the mess and attacked Perekop. He soon arrived there with his panzers, they really moved quick so he almost just ran over to Melitopol just by accident.
Rommel attacking Peretop:
Rommel arrives in Perekop:
Rommel arives in Melitopol:
In the excitement further north, two small pockets were created and the enemies were shot to pieces. Attacking Luga was the thing to do. Everything was so nice. Back in Germany, the scientist had en lurking on some new technology, a Rocket Test Site was built in Rostock. Soon Germany would launch into space! Well, maybe in a few decades.
Pockets created:
Attacking Luga:
Rocket test site in Rostock:
Rundstedt headed for Bilovodsk and Toropets was atacked by others. Leningrad was in site when Lukov ordered his troops to attack the city. Pavlov, the Russian General tried to defend the city with all need necessary. The fight lasted days.
Rundstedt in Bilovodsk
Attacking Toropets:
Lukov attacking Leningrad:
Hitlers holliday was great and soon Hitler would drive back to his bunker and to meet his horse Blondy again. He had missed his horse and many nights he had done nothing but crying. The Generals that had been with him was amused.
Poor Hitler, the loves of his life are always his pets. Not his armies, not his generals and not just conquests. Just his pets!
It's not easy being the Führer. And it's not easy pleasing him either. :rofl:
Hope still some reads here now with the Demo of HoI3. Hope those of you reading this aar is amused.
The events of 1942
Part 15: Moving for Moscow
Hitler was happy and he just played games with his horse. He talked some war tactics with goering but it bored him, so he just spent his time with his horse Blondy. Goering was jealous at the horse. Goebbels was jealous at Goering. Hitler was jealous at Churchill. According to rumors, Churchill had a beautiful pet Parrot. Hitler wanted a parrot. He wasnt happy that he didnt have a Parrot. The horse Blondy got sad.
Thörnell for Dongola
Leningrad is taken:
Mongolia is annexed:
British invasion gets bigger:
Rundstedt for Rostov: (Rommel waits in Melitopol)
Luxor is encircled:
The troops were hoping to soon reach Moscow, but rumors said that Stalin wouldt surrender if they so bombed Moscow 100%. Well, it was just one way to find out. Rush for Moscow and hope that Stalin would surrender to the Third Reich.
Moscows neighbors is attacked:
Noginsk is attacked:
Rzhev is attacked:
Novorossisk is gained:
Noginsk is gained:
Libetsk is attacked
Okinawa is occupied by USA
Soon Moscow will fall. Hitler gets excited and wants to ride to the front on his horse Blondy . He want to smash Stalins office at the Kreml. The generals says its too dangerous to ride on a horse all the way to Moscow. Hitler gets very upset and don listen He shouts and slapps the Generals for being such traitors. He talks about executions. He rids away in high speed, leaving the generals behind.
The events of 1942
Part 15: Moving for Moscow
Hitler was happy and he just played games with his horse. He talked some war tactics with goering but it bored him, so he just spent his time with his horse Blondy. Goering was jealous at the horse. Goebbels was jealous at Goering. Hitler was jealous at Churchill. According to rumors, Churchill had a beautiful pet Parrot. Hitler wanted a parrot. He wasnt happy that he didnt have a Parrot. The horse Blondy got sad.
Thörnell for Dongola
Leningrad is taken:
Mongolia is annexed:
British invasion gets bigger:
Rundstedt for Rostov: (Rommel waits in Melitopol)
Luxor is encircled:
The troops were hoping to soon reach Moscow, but rumors said that Stalin wouldt surrender if they so bombed Moscow 100%. Well, it was just one way to find out. Rush for Moscow and hope that Stalin would surrender to the Third Reich.
Moscows neighbors is attacked:
Noginsk is attacked:
Rzhev is attacked:
Novorossisk is gained:
Noginsk is gained:
Libetsk is attacked
Okinawa is occupied by USA
Soon Moscow will fall. Hitler gets excited and wants to ride to the front on his horse Blondy . He want to smash Stalins office at the Kreml. The generals says its too dangerous to ride on a horse all the way to Moscow. Hitler gets very upset and don listen He shouts and slapps the Generals for being such traitors. He talks about executions. He rids away in high speed, leaving the generals behind.
I love how this AAR completely sidelines the war. Everything's about Hitler, and then a few screenshots thrown in just to make sure we know how the war's going. It's awesome. :rofl: