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valdemar - no, but I'll look for it.

storey - Joe, they didn't HAVE computers when you were my age.

Or electricity.

Or written language.

:p :p :p

Seriously, the lack of money is compounded by low manpower and multiple religions and cultures. As long as nobody pushes me too hard I'm OK, but the Empire feels fragile to me. Like Manzikert, one big loss might leave me unable to recover.

I have gotten more manpower from trade, but I prefer to pick my targets carefully! Which advice shortly goes right out the window, as you will see.

Farquharson - Next update will tell more about the impressive Mrs Lee.

Korean wives don't usually take their husband's last name, but she did.

Stuyvesant - he's a serious, dutiful man living in his brother's shadow. Too ready to micro-manage and not willing to delegate. And his personality - like that of every King and Emperor - will have consequences.

coz1 - Yep. You know you have a problem when the sheep are saying, "BAAAAby. DAAAAAAdy." :eek:

stnylan - It is so very good to hear from you! I've been missing you... Was just telling coz1 (we met in Atlanta a few weeks ago) that your absence was keenly felt.

Glad you enjoyed the post.
 

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Valdemar said:
Joe, exactly how old are you when you can call both Director and LD young man? :confused:

V

How old am I? I’m old enough to have flown at a time when stewardess had to be registered nurses. I’m old enough to have traveled the roads across the US when there wasn’t an interstate freeway system. One summer my family drove across the country on that magically mythical road called Route 66. We braved that summer on that dusty, lusty overland trail from Chicago to Los Angels. Water was so scarce that we had to tie camel bags (water bags) to the outside of the car incase the engine over heated. We had to travel through the center of every Podunk town that dotted that twisting pulsating avenue of America’s lifeblood. We ate at roadside dinners where you could eat anything you wanted as long as it was fried in oil. I’m old enough to have seen ten men sworn in as President of the United States. I’ve seen mountains rise and island’s sink… Well kind of in a poetic sense. Where was I? Oh, I’m old enough to remember when plastic was for kid’s toys not the real world of men. When Director and LD were knee high to a grasshopper I was already sunning myself on a white beach in Hawaii long before it became a state. I’ve seen the oceans dry up and the heavens open up and fill them again. Uh sorry I slipped into poetic mode again.

Come on Director. It’s time for another chapter. Hell I can go on forever. Oh that reminds me. I’m so old…


Joe
 

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Storey said:
How old am I?

...

I’m old enough to have seen ten men sworn in as President of the United States.
(Counts back) George - Bill - George - Ronnie - Jimmy - Jerry - Dick - Lyndon - Jack - That makes the first one Ike. And here I thought you might be old. That's maybe a decade older than I am.
 

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I just finished reading the whole tale, and due to the obvious meltdown of my neural circuitry after the information overload caused by this masterpiece, I can't say more than an inane: Bravo! Director, morituri te salutant!

This aar has it all, from at times enrapturing langauge use, to little moments of brilliance.

One moment that stuck in my mind was the return of the bronze horses to Constantinople. I was thinking I was going to be the first one to use them horseys in an aar, albeit for much darker, sinister purposes, but guess I was wrong...masterfull moment, one of the many that build up to make this aar special.

Now I have to read your other HistoryPark aars, I guess they will all be better than that rather crapy old book Dream Park by Larry Niven and Steven Barnes, which I gather you probably read. ;)
 

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Valdemar said:
Hehe Shaytana, that would have made you third :)

Joe, I drove part of route 66 albeit a far deal later... Ike eh? thats not so much older than LD then :)

V

Actualy the 4th, now that I think better...but shhhhhhhh. I want to look original when I use 'em k? :D
 

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Valdemar said:
Hehe Shaytana, that would have made you third :)

Joe, I drove part of route 66 albeit a far deal later... Ike eh? thats not so much older than LD then :)

V

Actually I miss counted. I was around when that old war horse Truman was Prez. :D Route 66 is nothing like it was, at least in my fertile memory. . It was a two-lane blacktop that stitched itself to the backside of America at a time when flying by the seat of your pants meant something. It was a double barrel slab of asphalt that discharged a constant stream of new sights and wonders. I still remember the giant Cow of Nebraska and the Worlds largest Aardvark of California. We sped down that monolithic tribute to the American car in our Nash Rambler station wagon. A water-cooled fan attached to the backseat window provided air conditioning during that July run through of that inferno called the Mojave. We never stopped, well except for the constant stop lights/signs that peppered the road every few miles, on our way to the coast. 2,400 miles of the mother road and I lived to tell the tale.

I hereby threaten to regale the readers with stories of route 66 if Director doesn't start posting soon and I mean really soon! :eek: :eek:

Joe
 
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I do hope Director will post again quickly, but in the meantime I have to say that the real-world oral history of Storey is strangely attractive... So please, pray continue, good sir! Amuse us young whippersnappers with tales from Days Gone By. :)
 

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storey - if you will play nice, I will not only post a new installment this evening (Tuesday, June 15) BUT I will also give you the very first one of our new HistoryPark T-shirts. :)

This is only the second HistoryPark souvenir ever offered, so it will be a real collectors item! And it is for real, no joke.

shaytana - Thank you. I'm blushing, and I don't blush easily. I'm glad you've enjoyed the ride so far.

Currently I am writing a review, working out the 'Recommended Reading' for the Gazette, producing souvenirs (who thought it would come to this!) and trying to update to keep Storey happy. So I'm not able to read much... but I promise your AAR is first on my list. :)
 

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Director said:
storey - if you will play nice, I will not only post a new installment this evening (Tuesday, June 15) BUT I will also give you the very first one of our new HistoryPark T-shirts. :)

This is only the second HistoryPark souvenir ever offered, so it will be a real collectors item! And it is for real, no joke.

I knew my threat would work! :D I promise to be as quiet as a church mouse nibbling on cheese during a Sunday sermon. As for the souvenir of course I want it. Cost is no object! Just let me know. It comes autographed doesn't it?
:D

I would also recommend Shaytana's current AAR (The Dance of Shadows - the Pecheneg Horror AAR). I've just started it and haven't reached the end so haven't commented but it's very good. :cool:

Joe
 

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Storey said:
I would also recommend Shaytana's current AAR (The Dance of Shadows - the Pecheneg Horror AAR). I've just started it and haven't reached the end so haven't commented but it's very good. :cool:

Joe

You don't want to see the Dark Lord blushing now, right? There might be a lot of blood spurting from his cheek. ;)

Director, give us the update as soon as you can, or I'll join Storey in telling stories, only I'll regal you with the insanity of Route 666, and we don't want that right? ;)
 

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In the Gaming Area

Hitchcock found himself playing the game in slow speed, using the ‘Pause’ button liberally as he tried to explain events to his guest. He didn’t want to admit it – she was a married woman – he knew her son! – but he was powerfully attracted to her. She moved in smooth flowing motions, uncontrived but infinitely graceful. And her smile! Her smile…

He jolted back to awareness and flicked the datawand to pause the game. Methodically, he began paging through the announcements. “The Ukraine defects to Poland – that’s an alternate history, for certain. Lwow falls and Galicia is ours… Holstein puts an army on Cyprus, which is bad, but it’s only two thousand men, so there’s no real harm done there. Poland offers 70 gold for peace… I’ll take that and smile all the way to the bank. That’s the end of 1547.” He restarted the clock.

Sue stirred on the other end of the couch. “It’s late, and I am distracting you. No, it is true. And also true that I must return to our room and get some sleep before tomorrow.”

Hitchcock rose and took her hand. “Are you certain you can find your way back to the hotel? I can ring for Guest Services if you like, and they’ll bring a buggy.”

“No.” She smiled warmly and slipped her hand from his. “You are a perfect gentleman, but I will enjoy the walk. And I know the route well. One of the yetis sent me a map.”

“The yetis aren’t out at night!” Hitchcock protested.

“Oh, no. I met him in the administration building earlier today. It was such a shock, we just turned a corner and there he was! He is Korean; a university basketball-player, of all things. And homesick, poor boy. He emailed a map of these areas to our hotel computer.”

“Then I suppose I will wish you a good night, and I hope you and your husband have a pleasant visit with Kevin.”

“We are not departing for several days,” she said, a little doubtfully. “I did not wish to impose, but Mister Minter has been insistent.”

“I understand you and your husband are old friends of his,” Hitchcock ventured. Her face went smooth and her voice flattened into careful neutrality. “We knew him when we were all in Hong Kong, but that was many years ago… Good night, Hitchcock.”

He mumbled a goodbye and watched her float across the room. The Gaming Area door opened – shut – and she was gone. He turned back to the game, only to see a gleaming crimson banner: Corruption! He cursed pungently and bowed to the inevitable, taking out a loan to cover the debt. He made a mental note of the date, July of 1548, so that he would remember to have money on hand when the loan came due.

Idly he paged through the centers of trade, and he had to smile at the results. Barbara’s insistence on building up a strong mercantile class had certainly paid dividends. Imperial merchants dominated the trade in Novgorod, Astrakhan and Anglia, with a strong presence in Spain. Strenuous efforts couldn’t keep much of a presence in Mecklinburg and penetrating Genoa or Venice was hopeless. Maybe someday Constantinople would be rewarded with a Center of Trade of its own, but he didn’t plan on holding his breath until that happened.

1548 floated by with no more distractions and 1549 was trickling rapidly past. He got up and walked to the refreshment area and snagged a soda from the refrigerator. Behind him, the game gave out a soft chime, and he stiffened, unopened can in hand. The banner announcement was good news when he spun around, however – a reformation of the navy. He flicked it closed, popped the top and chugged a good swallow of soda.

The chime sounded again: August of 1549, Austria declares war!

And Hitchcock – eyes wide in disbelief, caught in mid-swallow – spewed soda from his nose.



In the Gaming Area

Austria, the Palatine, the Papal States and Modena: a wealthy, populous and powerful alliance, geographically compact and mutually supportive. On the other side were ranked the Empire and Serbia, backward in military technology, poor and friendless, their only assets being naval supremacy, the rough terrain of the Balkans, and the open Hungarian plains that were a cavalryman’s heaven.

Hitchcock finished wiping up his mess, dumped the paper towels in the trash and wearily took his seat. He pulled up the budget window and pushed the army and navy to full funding – paying that while keeping inflation down was going to be difficult. He shrugged; the Empire could afford those expenses now, and later would have to take care of itself.

He juggled the fleets – one to guard the Aegean and the other to patrol off the heel of the Italian boot. There weren’t any sizable Austrian armies that he could see, but they were drafting and training troops throughout Hungary. He thought carefully for a moment, shrugged and waved the army forward into Banat, and released the ‘Pause’.

As the days and weeks ticked by, he sat tensely, eyes scanning the map. No Austrian forces appeared, and the first of their new troops began marching west. 1550 rolled around; Banat fell. He pushed the army farther, into Pest, hoping that at least the fog of war would lift and allow him to see what was happening. He swung the army – some 19,000 cavalry and infantry by this time – into Maros, where an Austrian force of some 4,000 had popped up.

“That’s the ticket,” he muttered. “Find some little penny-packets of troops, hammer them with overwhelming force and ring up enough cheap victory points to get out of this war.”

Then the armies collided, and his spirits sank. Admittedly, the Imperial troops had crossed a river line, and Maros was wooded – but cavalry superiority mattered, and the Empire had all the cavalry. At nearly five-to-one odds, what should have been a cheap and decisive victory was playing out to be a virtual draw. The strong morale that had sustained the Empire in past wars was matched here by the musket-wielding Austrian infantry, and that was very bad news.

It looked worse than bad. In fact it looked like the Austrians would win, or by losing so cripple the Imperial army that continuing the war would be hopeless. The Empire didn’t have the technology to stand up to Austria, but neither did it have high manpower or the funds to purchase mercenaries. This highly-motivated, professional force was an asset that could not – must not – be wasted in attritional warfare. If we can’t win at five-to-one odds, Hitchcock thought, our goose is well and truly cooked!

He lifted the datawand to order a retreat, then froze. The balance swayed, swung… and the Austrians broke. In retreat, their infantry was harassed by the Imperial cavalry and dissolved like sugar in hot water. Hitchcock paused the game, looked hard at the battered condition of his expeditionary force, and looked harder at the surrounding provinces for any more Austrian troops.

The map pulsed, strobed and died. His head jerked up in surprise to see the monitors flare with static and go black. Around the perimeter of the room the emergency lights began to glow, and in the sudden silence – the fans must be off, too – he realized he wasn’t breathing.

Hitchcock let out a lungful of air and cursed blackly. He flung the datawand down on the sofa and heaved himself to his feet. “Ah, hell,” he muttered. “They’re back!”
 

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Very good as always Director. And, as ever, you leave a devil of a hook.
 

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Stuyvesant - If allowed to proceed by Paradox, I will discuss souvenirs in detail shortly.

Shaytana - Don't be afraid to use the horsies anyway. All good ideas are stolen... just do what I do and steal from the best! :)

Route 666! Threats! What have I done to deserve threats! :rolleyes: :p

storey - after making my offer it occurred to me that I would have to get clearance from Paradox. As NO MONEY would be involved, I hope they will agree - but I should have asked before I said anything. We'll see.

I'll autograph it when I see you in person. Soon, I hope. :)

stnylan - trying to get some momentum going here, is all. Oh, and trying to play the game, too. :)

Thank you for the compliment... hope you still feel that way when we find out what really happened!


I know I've missed responding to some of you, but it is past late and into early... I am very tired... please accept my apologies.
 

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19000 vs 4000 and you almost lost? Is the tech difference that bad, or? Leaders?

Also, I have a question (been ages since I last played EU2 - I'm not up-to-date/ can't rememebr ;) ) what are the prerequisites to get a COT in Constantinople?
 

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Director said:
The chime sounded again: August of 1549, Austria declares war!

And Hitchcock – eyes wide in disbelief, caught in mid-swallow – spewed soda from his nose.
It's been five years since your last war, then? ;) <does a rethink> Was that only five years ago?!? Wow... :D

That's a mean double hook you leave us dangling from: how does the war with Austria progress and what the Dickens is happening with the Park? I take it the intruders are back, I also take it that we readers will have wait patiently before everything is revealed. And then there's the mysterious hint that Kevin's parents know Minter... Plenty of plotlines to track! :)
 

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Stuyvesant said:
It's been five years since your last war, then? ;) <does a rethink> Was that only five years ago?!? Wow... :D

That's a mean double hook you leave us dangling from: how does the war with Austria progress and what the Dickens is happening with the Park? I take it the intruders are back, I also take it that we readers will have wait patiently before everything is revealed. And then there's the mysterious hint that Kevin's parents know Minter... Plenty of plotlines to track! :)

Not to mention the minor plots of Hitchcock's attraction to the mother, the legates internal plots around the emporor, director's fight against the elements and....


Joe's plot about his true age... he seems unable to remember himself :D

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Storey said:
Actually I miss counted. I was around when that old war horse Truman was Prez
No, you counted right (as long as you were born in his second term.) Saying you've seen 10 presidents inaugurated puts your birth anywhere from 1949 (start of Truman's second term) to 1956 (end of Ike's first term. I was born in the sixth year of the Eisenhower administration, so like I said, you are at most a decade older than me. Now my Aunt Helen, still living, was born during the Taft administration. That's old!