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Here is my first AAR, start of a GC played as Austria on Normal/Normal. Tell me if you want to hear the rest.

History of the Austrian Empire


THE REIGN OF MAXIMILIAN I (1492-1518)

Austria starts in a very interesting position in the middle of Eastern Central Europe. The most obvious threats are the Ottoman Empire (with which Austria shares a land border) and Poland (which is not far away), in addition to our sworn enemies, the insidious Bohemians, against whom we have a permanent casus belli. France is always dangerous, since a westward expansion by the rich and powerful French would soon bring them to our borders. Our beloved emperor Maximilian I, a capable diplomat, sees this and as his first action, he arranges a royal marriage with Spain, the arch-enemy of France.

None of the Austrian provinces are very populous, and many of them aren't exactly rich either. Fortunately, we have one gold-producing province (Styria), which makes up for that to some degree. Austria is also completely land-locked, with no coastal provinces whatsoever. However, the only thing between Austria and the Mediterranean is Venice – a fact which may, in the not-so-distant future, spell trouble for the Venetians.

After improving our relations with Spain, my first priority is to secure the richest province in the empire, Styria. Styrian fortifications are upgraded, and an additional army of 10 000 men is raised but at the same time, the military maintenance budget is cut by 25% to keep upkeep costs in control.

In late 1492 and 1493, three noteworthy things happen. First, Saxony, the Northwestern neighbor of Bohemia proposes a royal marriage and Austria accepts; Bohemia seems to have an army that is not much weaker than ours (in terms of numbers, at least), and if they start trouble before we're prepared, a friend might be welcome. Second, we gain another close friend by initiating a military alliance with Hungary. Lastly, we get a royal mission from the emperor – we have to keep Tyrol for 5 years, which should be a piece of cake.

Outside our borders, we see no unexpected events or big surprises (if you don't count the fact that Austrian merchants sent to Venice actually bring home some income this early). In fact, the only real event is the forcible annexation of Granada by Spain, which most definitely is not a surprise.

Austrian military leaders figure out how to use artillery in 1494, and to put that knowledge into practical use, we start covert preparations for war. The prosperous provinces governed by the Bohemian scum will be our first target. Amidst the military build-up, we seek new friends from close and afar, arranging a royal marriage with Bavaria to diminish the risk of a stab-in-the-back attack if and when we take on the Bohemians. We also try to arrange one with Russia, whom we feel may be a worthwhile ally in the future if the Poles start flexing their muscles, but the Russians decline.

The Bohemian War (1498-1499)

Winter of 1498 is a cold one, and I intend to make the spring and summer every bit as miserable for the Bohemians. War is declared on Feb. 17, and the Austrian Imperial Guard of 24000 men supported by cavalry and artillery march to Sudeten, trounce the Bohemian troops stationed there and start a siege. Bohemians spot the border province of Presburg as our weak spot, but their repeated attacks are beaten back by K.u.K Armee, a small but efficient force whose two main weapons are infantry, cavalry and a really weird name.

In September 1498, Sudeten finally falls to Austrian troops, who have suffered an alarmingly high rate of attrition. However, a victory is a victory, and Vienna celebrates, even though our diplomats bring in some really strange news from the Holy Father: he's signed something called the Treaty of Tordesillas, an outrageous document giving essentially everything outside of Europe to Spain and Portugal. What the hell was he thinking? Why, if we weren't such good catholics, we'd have a few theses we'd like to nail to church doors around here.

After the fall of Sudeten and the inability of Bohemian troops to defeat our border guards in Presburg, Bohemia sends a peace offer. However, it is clearly a joke – we control Sudeten, but they want a status quo peace. That will not do; at the very least, we want to annex Sudeten (is this an Austrian fetish or something?). Bohemians refuse, so we send the Imperial guard to their capital province. If speaking softly does not bring them to their senses, maybe the big stick will.

The siege in Bohemia lasts for four months, and again the Imperial Guard suffers from an alarming attrition rate. Our military commanders (default 0/2/2) are fairly good at directing cavalry and artillery, but clearly their ability in keeping infantrymen alive leaves a lot to be desired. Be that as it may, on June 6, 1499 Bohemia falls into our hands, but at the same time the Bohemian main army of some 20000+ men is set on liberating Sudeten. The Imperial Guard is battle-weakened, so the Kuk-Armeen is sent to battle, but I am worried – their victory is by no means certain. Therefore, we accept a Bohemian peace offer giving us Sudeten in June 12th. Our accounts with them are not settled yet, but we did achieve our minimum goal.

Now, a period of peace arrives, and it is spent upgrading provincial infrastructure and slowly raising an army to replace the men lost against the Bohemians. Austrian military staff examines the mistakes made in the battlefield, and apparently something is learned, as Field Marshall Ferdinand (3/2/2) takes the lead in the Imperial Guard.

Everything proceeds along slowly as expected, until a bomb drops on April 1st, 1502. The King of Hungary had died without a lawful heir, and the throne of Hungary is offered to Maximilian I, who gladly accepts. (If that had turned out to be April Fool, would it have counted as casus belli?) The number of provinces in the Empire has suddenly doubled, and upon closer inspection, almost every one of those provinces is well fortified by the day's standards. Most even have a tax collector. In addition to this, Austria gains three army groups, two small ones of mostly infantry, and a very useful-looking one with 6000 infantry and 20000 cavalry.

Since our former ally, Hungary, is now annexed, we look elsewhere for military support. Russia does not warm to our advances, so we settle with a temporary alliance with Saxony and Thuringia. We will need the Russians in the future to keep Poland in check, but for now, Saxony and Thuringia should provide us with additional support should Bohemia start making threatening noises.

Now that we have a peace treaty with Bohemia, we have to leave them alone for a while just to keep up appearances in the international community. While upgrading the infrastructure around the Empire, we start looking greedily at Venice and their coastal provinces. Istria, Illyria and Ragusa are located on the Eastern shore of the Adriatic Sea, and all have harbors – Ragusa even has a warship wharf. Sooner or later the Empire will need access to sea, and since the Baltic and Atlantic Seas are a world away, Venice looks like a very logical target.

However, there are problems associated with Venice. They don't look very strong, but they're good catholics just like us, and furthermore, we lack a casus belli, so Austrian nobility might not take kindly to a declaration of war. The Austrian diplomatic services come up with a surprising fact which might help us here: Venice is allied with the Mamelukes, Persia, and Irak – all muslim infidels, and what's more, muslim infidels that aren't even close to sharing a border with Austria! That is not something they picked up at Sunday school.

Having unbelievers as allies unfortunately does not count as casus belli, but it could be something we could use to tarnish their international reputation and perhaps provoke them into declaring a war against us. We start in 1503 with a letter of warning – 'The most Christian Emperor of Austria does not look kindly to a neighbor fraternizing with enemies of the Church' – which has absolutely no effect.

Time for more drastic actions, says Emperor Maximilian, and starts a steady stream of defamatory letters directed at Venice. These include lengthy treatises on subjects like 'The Merchant of Venice is a Pimp' and 'Why Venice Sucks Ass', followed by a barely legible drunken outburst calling King Leonardo Loredano a cross-eyed maggot who most probably is a product of an unnatural union between his ugly mother and an Illyrian donkey. The result is that Venice now hates us, and we just sit back and wait, but nothing happens. In fact, Austria, and Europe in general, has an unusually peaceful and quiet 6 years. In 1509, that changes.

The 2nd Bohemian War (1509- 1510)

Austria is ready for war in late 1508, but just for the sake of tradition, we wait until the 11th anniversary of the 1st Bohemian War and do not declare war on Bohemia until February 17, 1509. Then, Field Marshall Ferdinand takes his troops and marches from Sudeten to Erz – and right back to Sudeten again, as a small force of Bohemian defenders defeats his numerically superior troops. I hastily gather more troops for Ferdinand. Bohemian defenders stay put and do not wander into Austrian territory, but I see them trying to raise a bigger army as well. I order the K.u.K Armee (still can't figure out the name) to Moravia, and their long siege finally pays off in February of 1510, just after Ferdinand takes a second shot at Erz, this time defeating the defenders. Attempts to liberate Moravia from Austrian control are beaten back, and when Erz falls in December, Bohemia offers us both Erz and Moravia in a peace proposal, which we accept. They still have their two richest provinces left, but the country is now cut into two, with the capital district completely surrounded by Austrian territory.

At some point without us noticing, Sweden has gone into war with Denmark and their allies, Russia and Pskov. In the summer of 1512, they make a separate peace with Pskov, with Pskov gaining Lapland (huh?). Venice, which in their alliance has been drawn into war with the Ottoman empire, pays the latter to end the war. This would be a good time for a surprise attack, but our troops are weary from the battles in Erz and Moravia, so we decide to postpone the war. That turns out to be a good idea, since soon the lack of attention to domestic policy brings our stability down and causes our researchers to panic and misplace their notes.

As we are trying to raise army for a war against Venice (whom we continue to bomb with hostile letters, to no effect) and raise internal stability, Sweden ends their wars with both Russia and Denmark, but in separate treaties. Russia gains Västergötland and Savolaks, while Denmark gets some ducats. We pay no attention, as Venice is about to learn what the undersides of Austrian military boots look like.

The Venetian War (1515-1518)

Austria declares war on Venice on March 10th, 1515 to gain access to the Mediterranean, but without a diplomatically acceptable casus belli. Internal stability drops, and Venice's allies Persia and Mamelukes intervene, but the Mamelukes accept our immediate offer for a status quo peace. We don't even know what or where the Persians are, so we pay them no mind. Venice immediately attacks the Transylvanian Army stationed in Tyrol (and loses the battle), while Austrian troops siege both Istria and Illyria. Istria falls surprisingly quickly under the heavy artillery barrage of Field Marshall Ferdinand's troops. Illyria, however makes a stand, even though it is fairly obvious that they too are fighting a losing battle.

After the fall of Istria, Venice sends a status quo peace offer, which we take as an insult. Therefore, Field Marshall Ferdinand is ordered to decimate the last remains of the Venetian army in Venice, and conquer the capital. Soon, Venice has no army, and on December 22nd, 1516, they have no capital, either.

Our initial goal in the war was to gain Istria and maybe Illyria, but since things seem to be going our way, we decide to go for a jackpot. That's *a* jackpot, not *the* jackpot: Venice has several island provinces in the Mediterranean which we cannot get to, so annexing the entire country is out of the question (besides, we really do not want to anger other Catholic nations any more than we have to). Instead, we turn our attention to Ragusa, a small province just North of Albania, which would be totally uninteresting if it did not have a warship wharf. After recovering from the drain caused by the two successful sieges, Field Marshall Ferdinand is on the move again in the summer of 1517. Venetian peace offers, which are just barely disguises begs for mercy, are met with dismissive sneers.

During that summer, we have our first taste of internal strife. The Orthodox province of Serbia rebels, and the rebels immediately seize the fortifications in the provincial capital. While the rebel forces are quickly disposed of, it takes until the fall of the following year until Serbia is under control again. Somewhere along the way we also hear strange tales of a German monk called Luther, openly opposing the Only True Church, but we are far too busy with internal and external conflicts to pay that any attention.

Ragusa puts up some resistance, but it finally falls in early June in 1518. Venice immediately sends a peace proposal in which they would give us Istria and Illyria – they apparently still have faith in our generosity after losing control of four of their provinces, including the capital. Instead of generosity, Emperor Maximilian reveals his intentions by proclaiming 'When Austria serves shit, Venice eats shit', and on June 2nd, 1518, a different peace treaty is signed. From that day on, Austria controls Istria, Illyria, and Ragusa – in other words, most of the Eastern shore of the Adriatic Sea. Venetian diplomats do not have to go home empty-handed, however – they get a permanent casus belli against Austria.

After fulfilling his ambitions with regards to the coastal provinces, Emperor Maximilian I suddenly starts to show the effects of old age. The decline is unexpectedly rapid, and the Christmas celebrations in the nation are shadowed with the sad news of his death. The great Emperor who more than doubled Austrian territory is followed to the throne by his son, Karl V, whose coronation is on New Year's Day, 1519.
 

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I always enjoy Austrian AARs as they have a lot of variation and action. This is a very nice one, and even funny at that.

Please go on.
 

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Very good AAR! Thanks. Waiting for the next chapter.
No doubt you'll be in contention with those sneaky Turks soon....... Or maybe those valiant Poles. I wonder if France is a threat for you yet?
 

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Yes, keep them coming.
And K.u.K. means something like kaizer und köniche (sorry, no talent at German at all). Translation: royal and imperial. Standard for Austrian armies
 

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Thanks, Hjarg. The reason I was wondering about the name is that in Swedish, 'kuk' means something different (= vulgar name for penis). Anyway, here's the next emperor...


THE REIGN OF KARL V (1519-1555)

Karl V is crowned the Emperor of Austria on New Year's Day 1519, and he starts his reign with a flurry of diplomatic activity, sending letters of introduction all over Europe. This pays off in the fall of the same year, as we renew our royal marriage with Bavaria, and Russia invites Austria to a military alliance with Pskov and Denmark. Austria gladly accepts, as this provides us with additional protection against Poland, our strong North-Eastern neighbor.

The internal unrest that started during Maximilian I continues, and in December 1519, Croatia rebels. Fortunately, Field Marshall Ferdinand is already stationed in the province, and after a short battle, the rebels are defeated.

While Austria keeps quiet on the international front, other nations take initiative (although fortunately not against us). Early in 1520, Spain declares war on France. Spanish allies England, Poland, the Teutonic Knights and a few small states of the HRE follow their example, while French allies Scotland, Savoy, Switzerland and the Papal States all intervene on their behalf. The Austrian court follows with interest.

Later that year Spain annexes Switzerland, which raises some concern in Austria, as they now share a border with us. And what's worse, they are allied with Poland, thus potentially leaving us sandwiched between two powerful foes, should Poland declare war on us. Partly because of this, we agree to honor our alliance when Russia invites us to declare war against Kazan – we definitely do not want to lose our new allies at this point. This is only a symbolic gesture of support, however, as we have absolutely no intention of sending troops to the steppes.

After a one-year war, Spain and France sign a status quo peace treaty. The unbelievers to the Southeast fight amongst each other (and Venice, those infidel scumbags). Everything is proceeding nicely – too nicely, in fact; somehow, a bunch of gnostic heretics have found their way inside the Empire, and their misguided preaching causes considerable unrest. A wave of revolts sweeps over the nation, starting from Salzburg and Moravia and ending in Serbia. All rebellions are put down eventually, but the strain on both our army and treasury are severe.

On September 1st, 1524, Denmark declares war on the Hansa, and asks us along. Hansa is allied with Portugal, and we deem the proposition acceptable – as long as we don't have to lift a finger, that is. The state of war changes from symbolic to real in the fall of the following year, as a small Hanseatic army catches us by surprise in Istria and starts a siege in the undefended province. However, Field Marshall Ferdinand, the Austrian version of Superman, comes to the rescue and slaughters the invaders. The Hansa and their allies never bother us again, at least not during this war.

Spain inherits the throne of Genoa in the spring of 1526. Even though the Spanish monarch Carlos I is personally very close (very, *very* close) to Karl V of Austria, this is not good news. Spain is simply growing too powerful; at some point, we may be forced to do the unthinkable and ally with France to put a stop on their expansion. The mere thought makes Karl V physically sick, which causes a political crisis, which in turn throws the Empire into disorder. Stability plummets to zero and our scientists again panic, wet their pantaloons and make a royal mess in the imperial lab. Illyria is the first to rebel, but fortunately you-know-who is stationed in a neighboring province; Field Marshall Ferdinand, the hero of Austria, falls on the rebels like a ton of bricks. However, there is only one Ferdinand but several rebellious provinces; soon Tyrolia, Serbia, Erz and Pest are waving the red flag as well, and this wave of rebellions again hits our treasury and army hard. However, we are pleased to note that our neighbors suffer from similar problems, as Bosnia and some other nearby Ottoman provinces rebel as well.

The war between Denmark and Hansa provides some unexpected results. Hansa sieges and takes control of Jylland, while a Danish army makes an attack on Portugal and sieges both Algarve and Lisbon in the capital province of Tago. Hansa offers a separate status quo peace to Austria in the spring of 1528, and then gains Jylland from Denmark. Denmark, on the other hand, takes Algarve from Portugal. Count this one as a minor victory for the Danes – their domestic vacations just became a heck of a lot more attractive.

In the early part of the 1530s, countries start turning away from the Church. England is among the first to join the Protestant movement, and just months after converting, they are at war with just about everybody. They do surprisingly well, however – the combined might of the French and Spanish alliances would be enough to crush a lot of countries, but not England. They are even able to keep their foothold on the continent, as Calais remains English. Austria again watches with interest, enjoying a long period of peace. However, there are problems on the domestic front: our economy is not what it should be, and inflation is rampant.

In 1535 France and its allies signs a status quo peace trety with England, and almost in the same breath, declare war on Spain, whose ally, Poland, intervenes. Karl V is asked for a comment, and all he says is 'Sweet!'. The main battlefields in this war appear at first to be in the Spanish Netherlands, but early next year France also starts a siege in Helvetia. The Spaniards liberate the province in the fall and turn to attack, and the summer of the following year, France is forced to sign a peace treaty where they pay an indemnity to the Spanish alliance.

The Fall of Wurttemberg (1538)

In the early part of 1538, Austria arranges royal marriages with our Catholic friends Lothringen and Baden. The Emperor notices Baden's neighbor, Wurttemberg; they are both rich and weak, and Protestant to boot. Although those nerds at the diplomatic services tell us that this is not anything like a casus belli, it is a combination we decide not to tolerate. War is declared on May 20th, 1538, and almost immediately, Serbia rebels. (What is it with those people? You'd almost think they *like* causing trouble!)

The Serbian rebellion is quickly subdued, as is Wurttemberg. The province falls under Field Marshall Ferdinand's artillery fire in December, and Wurttemberg is annexed. The Protestant world is not amused, but the Emperor is.

Meanwhile, Spain has taken control of Kent, and several unsuccessful liberation attempts later, annexes that province. Europe returns to a peaceful state, which lasts for over four years.

On February 2nd, 1543, France is at it again: they declare a war on Spain. We renew our royal marriage with Spain just to be able to follow the battles (= early rennaissance CNN). Just days later, Danmark declares war on Sweden and wants us to follow. We do, but only in spirit.

Large naval battles take place in the Baltic Sea that summer; we are somewhat interested, but what we'd really like to see is Bohemia turning Protestant. Both of its remainin provinces are, but the state religion is still Catholic. Not that we much care what they believe (we really just want them dead and off the world map), but it would look so much better if we could disguise our old vendetta as a battle in honor of the Only True Church.

In August, 1544, we receive worrying news: our ambassador in Portugal has been publically humiliated in the court. This counts as casus belli, but after long deliberations, we decide not to use it. We still don't have much of a navy, so we could not fight that battle successfully. As Denmark has Algarve, we *could* declare war and let them do the fighting (in fact, we'd like nothing better), but at the moment they are tied up in a war against Sweden, and we do not want to lose allies now.

In the same month, France and Spain sign a peace treaty, with France again paying an indemnity. They can apparently declare wars, but not fight them. Maybe I shouldn't be so worried about them after all.

The 3rd Bohemian War (1545-1546)

On New Year's Day, 1545, Bohemia turns Protestant. Now, those dogs will pay; we almost declare war immediately, but to honor the accomplishments of Maximilian I, Emperor Karl V decides to wait until the 48th anniversary of the First Bohemian War. The official declaration of war is made on February 17th, 1545. Austrian troops march to Bohemia and Silesia, defeating the defending troops with relative ease, and start a long siege. In June, the fortifications start showing signs of weakening, but it takes until December before first Silesia and then almost immediately Bohemia fall.

Dreading the worst, a Bohemian envoy sends a peace offer giving us Silesia. It's a joke, of course, but it lacks a punchline. We answer with annexing the entire country on January 3rd, 1546 and recommending gallows humor for the former monarch.

In the middle of the war, Sweden had sent us an offer for a separate status quo peace, which we accepted. Now that our immediate territorial concerns are dealt with, the Empire looks forward to improving its alining economy. Our merchants are competing in maybe the most important commercial center in Europe, Venice (where competition is fierce), and among the muslims of the Near East in Izfahan. The latter is monopolized by Austria, and trade with the unbelievers brings in a tidy sum each year.

Even though the Empire is not at the moment looking for new territories, we notice that the conquest of Silesia, the Northernmost province of Bohemia, has positioned us within a striking distance of the Baltic Sea and the Polish center of trade, Danzig. However, we are not prepared to fight the Polish forces alone (and definitely not without a good reason -- they are still allied with Spain), so we try to develop our relationship with our most important allies, the Russians. We send a personal present to the new Czar, Ivan IV, nicknamed 'Ivan the Terrible'. We wonder where the nickname comes from; sure, he is a deranged homicidal maniac with sadistic tendencies, but that is exactly what we need against the Poles. Ivan likes our present, and after finding a female crazy enough to join that family, we finally arrange a royal marriage with Russia.

From 1546 on, we sit back and watch while minor skirmishes erupt around the continent. In 1548, we build our first manufactory (a distillery in Styria – got to keep those gold miners happy). Russia asks for our support and gets it in their war against the Golden Horde, which ends in the annexation of the entire Horde in 1549. In the same year, we hear something that really piques our interest: the Teutonic Knights take Kurland from Poland. Are the Poles really that weak?

Nothing noteworthy happens in the early part of the 1550s. Russia goes to war against Astrakhan, and again asks us to join them, and again we do. In fact, we were sure they would get around to this, so it isn't a surprise. We try to improve relations with Bavaria, a potential future vassal, but it appears like they want to keep their distance.

On September 1st, 1554, Serbia (again) rebels, and suddenly there is an increased chance of rebellion all over the empire. Our stability is high (+3) – what he hell is going on? All rebellions are quickly subdued, except one: Croatian rebels put up a heck of a fight, and while Field Marshall Ferdinand's troops succeed in defeating them, the Field Marshall himself gets badly hurt and dies of battle wounds on August 16th, 1555, after 55 meritorious years of service. Ferdinand, the Iron Fist of the Empire, the Austrian Superman, will be sorely missed.

More sad news is to follow, as our beloved Emperor Karl V decides to give up the throne later the same year. Following standard Austrian customs, the new Emperor Ferdinand I is crowned on New Year's Day, 1556.
 

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I love the fact that Denmark has traded in Jylland in exchange for Algarve. I wish we had done that in real life...

Please continue as soon as possible...
 

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Excellent AAR! :) In case someone is still interested: 'K.u.K.' means 'Kaiserlich und Königlich' (='imperial and royal'). But Austria was known as the 'K.u.K. Monarchy' (Kaiserlich=Austria/Königlich=Hungary) only since 1867, when Hungary got almost equal rights to Austria within the empire. So having a k.u.k. army in 1492 is not exactly historically correct (though it certainly adds to the Habsburg flair).

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