The realm rejoices as Paradox Interactive announces the launch of Crusader Kings III, the latest entry in the publisher’s grand strategy role-playing game franchise. Advisors may now jockey for positions of influence and adversaries should save their schemes for another day, because on this day Crusader Kings III can be purchased on Steam, the Paradox Store, and other major online retailers.
yay!Poland shall fall!!!
I hope.![]()
:rofl: Ohh you and your nationalism...Nooooo!
*Prays for Ottoman invasion of Constaninople*
Stop fighting your own culture group and do something about the Turks! That red on the map should be replaced with Byzantine purple!
That's the hope for this one...The Poles don't stand a chance against the combined might of Slovakia, Sweden and Hungary![]()
Hahaha, I'll let you in on a secret: we built new ones!Looking forward to a full-scale war.
Please tell me you've got new culverins. I loved those cannons.
Thank you, sir!Great update
That's right! REVENGE!The map shall once again be redrawn! For great justice!
Precisely my good man!Great, take out the Poles and take back Silesia and more! Vengeance!!!![]()
Aha! Just noticed. Big mistake on your part. The poles shall use them against you once again!Hahaha, I'll let you in on a secret: we built new ones!
Whaaaa? When? How? I don't see such information anywhere.So Pomerania inherited Sweden?
I see it right here:Whaaaa? When? How? I don't see such information anywhere.
Mind you, it could be a PUThat March, King Karl II died at age 79 leaving no direct heir. As such, the Kingdom of Sweden and Norway passed to the grandson of Karl's eldest daughter. The grandson in question just so happened to be the newly crowned King of Pomerania. Thus, a super state of Norway, Sweden and Pomerania was created with Vladjo's nephew-in-law on the throne.
Yes indeed!So Pomerania inherited Sweden? Strange things indeed...
The Slavic people are certainly on the rise...
:rofl: We'll put special pole-proof protections on the culverins...Aha! Just noticed. Big mistake on your part. The poles shall use them against you once again!
Whaaaa? When? How? I don't see such information anywhere.
That's the selection! Though it was a full on annexation... I was culminating Pommerania as allies for a while to use against a possible war vs. Brandenburg, so when they inherited Sweden I was like WOOOOOOOHOOOOO!I see it right here:
Mind you, it could be a PU
Highly unrealistic, but hey, I can't skip around like the biggest event of the 1400s in game...Pommerania inherited Sweden. Now that's what you call unrealistic.
Pole-proof protections? We'll probably steal them.And then we'll steal the culverins.
GOOD SWEET MARY AND BABY JESUS! I have been greatly honoured, sir!Demokratickid, in recognition of the brilliance of this AAR thus far, I hearby award you the very first Irish Shamrock Cookie ( ● )!
(It's only a SLIGHT rip-off of Lord Strange. [He said I could do it as well])
Feel free to include this in your signature, or wherever else. Location, perhaps.
Oh, and I'll let YOU in on a secret... (it's because of the culverins!)
Uhhh, it burned once and once only... It was besiged by POles but it didn't light up that time, IIRC...Wait, didn't Bratsilva burned earlier?
Those wacky Slovaks gotta stop messing around with fire.![]()