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Pugmak

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Since y'all dont seem to have a newbie intro spot, I'll just plop down right here and say hihi.

I just ordered HoI2 Anthology off of Amazon. I will have it in my hot paws on Tuesday.

I will then begin to regale you all with endless questions such as:

Why is (insert offending thing) done this way?
What about...?
How do I...?
Where is the...?

I am one of those fine upstanding folk that honestly believe that reading the owner/operator manual is cheating. All a good man needs to know he can learn by asking his buddies.

Hello new buddies :)
 
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ROFL :rofl:

And welcome, but have no worries if you begin to ask stupid questions
then we will just reply with this lovely smiley :)
 

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White Daimon said:
ROFL :rofl:

And welcome, but have no worries if you begin to ask stupid questions
then we will just reply with this lovely smiley :)


Pfft! Reading the wiki would be like asking for directions when driving in a strange part of town.

1. It demonstrates weakness.
2. You wont understand the directions anyway.
 

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White Daimon said:
Valid points. But I really REALLY love that smiley :p


It is a rather spiffy smiley. I'll tell you what. In appreciation for your warm welcome here, I promise to give you ample opportunity to use that smiley.

I won't actually read the wiki, you know. But I'll give you plenty of noobert questions to slap it onto in replies.
 

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Welcome to the Forum. :)


Give the manual a skim to get a basic idea.

Also good call on using amazon....love 'em.
 

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Got the game awhile ago. Opened it up, grabbed the disk, installed it all and then...

The manual! OH MY! That's a book with enough words in it to contain a philosophy, a religion, a manifesto, a revolutionaries handbook, a guidance instruction for a post doctoral dissertation AND an improvised weapons guide all in one.

I am keeping the manual in a secure place under 24/7 video monitoring. I think it's alive. Probably of outer galactic origin.
 

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Pugmak said:
Got the game awhile ago. Opened it up, grabbed the disk, installed it all and then...

The manual! OH MY! That's a book with enough words in it to contain a philosophy, a religion, a manifesto, a revolutionaries handbook, a guidance instruction for a post doctoral dissertation AND an improvised weapons guide all in one.

I am keeping the manual in a secure place under 24/7 video monitoring. I think it's alive. Probably of outer galactic origin.


:D


Just take a wee glance at the IC section, perhaps a little reading on military.

Come on, next trip to the toilet take it with you. :p
 

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I've attempted a transfer of knowledge by contact. No matter how hard I slap myself on the head with the manual, none of the concepts cross over to my brain.

I think I'm gonna mount the book to a post and try ramming it into my thoughts by building up momentum by running at it in a dead sprint.

Seriously though... It's good to see a game of good complexity with an information dense manual. It's been the habit of game developers lately to skimp on both ends of production... build simplistic games with next to no instruction on how to do anything.

The more I play with Paradox stuff, the more of a fan I become.