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Are you tired of your MegaCorp not selling anything? Does it bother you that there is not much of a functional difference between playing a regular Empire and a MegaCorp? Have you ever felt ashamed by the fact that the Caravaners, Marauders, and Enclaves can do these things - but you can't? Well no more! For the low, low price of Liking this post* you may be able to have all that, and more!
-Change the fate of Empires as a Naval Contractor by building fleets and marking them as hirable, so that other Empires can hire them as Mercenaries! Or perhaps start a bidding war to keep your fleets from being hired at all!
-Fell like a more "boots on the ground" type of being? Well Private Military Companies is the Civic for you! Rent out your armies as Mercenaries or perhaps have them hired to defend your employer's planets in a more direct fashion by being garrisoned there to prevent invasion and insurrection!
-But all these wars generate billions of refugees fleeing across the Galaxy! How can I possibly turn a profit from their misery? Well, have I got the Civic for you! Indentured Assets! Make deals with Empires to provide them the labor pools they so desperately need, bred and genetically enhanced to the customer's specifications!**
-Not really into the whole concept of war? Are you more of a Pacifist Xenophile than a Militarist Xenophobe? Well consider becoming a Corporate Relations Specialist! As a Corporate Relations Specialist you might be able to mediate between Empires to help broker deals or broker peace - for a small fee!
-Or perhaps you want to help spread Sentient life across the stars, while also making a hefty profit? Negotiate the settlement and development of planets as a Private Prospector!
-But what does spreading an Empire mean if you aren't spreading the faith? With Gospel of the Masses strike deals with fellow Spiritualist Empires to go on missions to other, heathen, Empires and spread the faith to the hearts of all!
But wait, there's more!
Like this post and comment now to be notified when (hopefully) the following new Civics become available!
-Research And Development Teams: Show those Spiritualist fools that their faith is a thing of the past with this Civic all about Science, replacing one Manager with a Researcher in the Corporate Culture building! Also work out deals that do more than merely help speed research along, but actually sell technologies themselves to make a tidy profit!
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*additional costs, fees, and taxes may apply.
**The Space Billy Mays MegaCorp does not practice or condone slavery. All Indentured Assets are willing paying back their debts through labor and if you ever say otherwise our lawyers will sue you, your family, your dog, and anyone who knows or has ever known who you are.
***by reading this post, you have agreed to the company EULA which gives absolute and unconditional control over your private information.
Are you tired of your MegaCorp not selling anything? Does it bother you that there is not much of a functional difference between playing a regular Empire and a MegaCorp? Have you ever felt ashamed by the fact that the Caravaners, Marauders, and Enclaves can do these things - but you can't? Well no more! For the low, low price of Liking this post* you may be able to have all that, and more!
-Change the fate of Empires as a Naval Contractor by building fleets and marking them as hirable, so that other Empires can hire them as Mercenaries! Or perhaps start a bidding war to keep your fleets from being hired at all!
-Fell like a more "boots on the ground" type of being? Well Private Military Companies is the Civic for you! Rent out your armies as Mercenaries or perhaps have them hired to defend your employer's planets in a more direct fashion by being garrisoned there to prevent invasion and insurrection!
-But all these wars generate billions of refugees fleeing across the Galaxy! How can I possibly turn a profit from their misery? Well, have I got the Civic for you! Indentured Assets! Make deals with Empires to provide them the labor pools they so desperately need, bred and genetically enhanced to the customer's specifications!**
-Not really into the whole concept of war? Are you more of a Pacifist Xenophile than a Militarist Xenophobe? Well consider becoming a Corporate Relations Specialist! As a Corporate Relations Specialist you might be able to mediate between Empires to help broker deals or broker peace - for a small fee!
-Or perhaps you want to help spread Sentient life across the stars, while also making a hefty profit? Negotiate the settlement and development of planets as a Private Prospector!
-But what does spreading an Empire mean if you aren't spreading the faith? With Gospel of the Masses strike deals with fellow Spiritualist Empires to go on missions to other, heathen, Empires and spread the faith to the hearts of all!
But wait, there's more!
Like this post and comment now to be notified when (hopefully) the following new Civics become available!
-Research And Development Teams: Show those Spiritualist fools that their faith is a thing of the past with this Civic all about Science, replacing one Manager with a Researcher in the Corporate Culture building! Also work out deals that do more than merely help speed research along, but actually sell technologies themselves to make a tidy profit!
-Investigator Firms: AI enhanced metadata analysis - driven by advanced multi-system supercomputers - coupled with most being's crippling addiction to Social Media means that a smart MegaCorp can know everything about everyone! And sell that data to the highest bidder.***
Order Now!
*additional costs, fees, and taxes may apply.
**The Space Billy Mays MegaCorp does not practice or condone slavery. All Indentured Assets are willing paying back their debts through labor and if you ever say otherwise our lawyers will sue you, your family, your dog, and anyone who knows or has ever known who you are.
***by reading this post, you have agreed to the company EULA which gives absolute and unconditional control over your private information.
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