Comrades!
It would be the greatest honour to be a glorious representative of Stavka in the fight for the Motherland! What I lack in experience and knowledge I shall make up for in glorious socialist zeal!
More seriously, if there's a position I'd happily sign up as one of the underlings in the Soviet Union, preferably one of the extremely incompetent ones.
incompetent soviets are my favorite ones xD
Welcome ^^ (I'm german but we need a good relation, my comrad