Has anyone ever tried this? - the AAR
”Has anyone ever tried this!” Adolf cries out waving his arms into the air and dancing on the funky music booming out of his phonograph.
”It is just awesome Heinz. Do you feel the groove!” He swirls through the room bumping into the giant globe and using his chestnut desk to keep his balance before making a nice, gracious pirouet and a jump which lands him just in front of Otto Skorzeny.
”Keep the soul alive!”
As Hitler’s dog, Blondie enters the room and sniffs between Otto’s legs Hitler’s shout slowly echoes away.
Keep the soulalive. Keep the soul alive! ”Have you ever tried it?” Adolf asks Skorzeny brushing through his moustache
”It is wonderful!” And he attempts some more dance passes before seeing Blondie has lift one of her rear leg using Otto’s leg as a surrogate tree.
”Eh, Otto, I would move if I was you.”
Otto Skorzney. Back straight, eyes fixed at a certain point on the wall, starts dancing while the first trickles touch his pants. Hitler, his words misunderstood but the effect the same looks at the weird commando dancing through his headquarters and smiles at fieldmarshal Guderian. Then he looks at Blondie and shouts out.
”Heinz, you should see this!” pointing at the pool of pee on the wooden floor.
”It is in the shape of the Soviet union. It is a sign!”
Heinz Guderian walks over to the damping puddle of piss and looks at it face disgusted.
”Sir, we aren’t ready to invade the Communists lair yet.”
Hitlers face turns read, then crimson before it becomes purple.
”Didn’t you hear me Heinz. I said it is a sign. We will attack and we will do so tomorrow. Make it happen!. Now go.”
Guderian, startled looks at his master not knowing what to do he turns his eyes on the pool of piss and walks to the door leaving Hitler and a dancing Otto Skorzeny behind.
A few minutes later the music ends and Otto approaches Adolf deep in thought on the coming operation. ‘Fall Gelb.’
”Eh. Sir, I tried like you said.” Hitler turns crimson once more and bitchslaps Otto yelling into his face.
”Piss off!”
And thus operation Fall Gelb, the invasion of the Soviet Union was launched.