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Originally posted by Lady Europa
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2Coats let me know pls when I need to create my distraction.:p

Ok, as long as I dont get distracted!!:D

BTW and this isnt to you in particular, but can everyone wrtiting in the AAR please switch to - THE BRIEFING ROOM - thread in the AAR section please, so that this can be kept free for members!

Thx.


EDIT: ladybug - dont worry if you dont post, I'll make sure that you know what happens to you so you can pick up from where I leave off OR you can PM me with a specific question and I will try to help!

Cheers

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Distracted?! Psh, I have the focus of a....was that a kitty that just walked by?
 

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Ah, how I long for more combat :rolleyes::D.....
 
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Ok everyone. We are at the bridge and the general guidelines to post are in the BRIEFING ROOM thread!!

Oh and head over to OT to congratulate Alex on his birthday!!:)

** Wheels a humungus cake through the mess **

** Sings Happy Birthday before Xenofontis leaps out of the cake! **

** Where are you plotter? **
 

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Distraction posted.:)

Need to buy a new bra now the old one is ruined.:p :D
 

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Low wakes up, takes a pee and gets out of bed. "Damn!" he thinks, "Had to do that in a different order!". As he is cleaning his sheets he feels the enormous headache. "Shouldn't have taken that last whiskey yesterday during Alex' birthday party..."
He gets his wallet, it's empty..."Oh great! I lost with poker again!" as he shakes his head he staggers into the mess hall.

The first thing he does is head over to the bulletin board. There aren't that many posts other than one about someone trying to flush out a German spy. There's even a poll on it. Without hesitation Low votes. As he looks around he sees many of the new recruits eating. They're in better shape than him. Damn, his head hurts!

The sight of white beans this early in the morning makes him sick so he walks outside. Having a quick glance around the terrain, he spots vcarter707 and Froggy practicing close combat, under supervision of veteran private kucing. "Oh, my...." He runs to the side of the barracks and throws up. "Aaaah, that's a relief...", he thinks to himself. With that done he leans on a feul drum, flushing out his cigarettes and lighting one. It is a beautiful day, the birds are singing and the sun is shining. He sniffs the fresh air produced by the many trees around the camp. As he is smoking his cig, he sees private La France Libre going berserk on a dummy using his bayonet. Straw and cloth fly in the air as he slashes the poor dummy to shreds. "Strange people, those French..." Low thinks.

After a while Froggy and vcarter approach Low.

Vcarter707: "Morning Low, how are you?"
Low: "...."
Froggy: "Hah, you remember me and vacarter707 beating you yesterday?" The two young privates giggle.
Low: "Can't remember much, but because my wallet is empty, I guess I lost..."
Froggy: "You sure did, using those blue cards with the aces is a rather silly thing to do, as you know we're playing with the red deck!"
Low: "Yeah, someone advised me of using them...Anyway, it is rather quiet with many of our comrades on the mission. I am amazed we can keep order without any ranking officers here."
Vcarter707: "I heared that the Nurse is looking after us."
Low: "Nurse??? We have a nurse? How is she? Nice legs, big boo..."
Vcarter707: (Sighing) "No, Low, I meant SykoNurse!"
Low: "Oh yeah....too bad, feel like going at it with some women.."

Froggy and vcarter707 look at each other, and can do nothing more than sigh.... As the young ones leave, returning to their training with pvt. kucing, Low thinks about his fellow soldiers. The men on the mission, far away from their base. "God, I hope they are alright, must be hell knowing every minute can be your last."
With that thought he continous to smoke his cigarette, looking around the company grounds....


Regards,

Low
:p

EDIT: Had to change the veteran private's name from Tulp to kucing, because private HJ Tulp is hardly a veteran due to his rather young age! :D
 
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Originally posted by 2Coats
** Sings Happy Birthday before Xenofontis leaps out of the cake! **
Jesus H. Christ, Cap. What's this... a new definition of 'Company Mess?' I hope the rest of the women in this tea-drinking country are better looking than this. Next time I respectfully suggest that the Captain delegate this procurement duty to someone with better eyesight.

jkk
 
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Hey Low good post. I look forward to reading your stories on the next mission.:)

But I'am glad that you new recuits have things to do back at base camp. Son never ever leave the room without 2 decks of each blue and red. Then my young friend you will have them!:D ;)
 

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Hey Fellas,

Has anybody else went back any read from Post 1 to Current?
I just finnished and WOW :eek: it all started out so small. Then a mad rush of new recuits. Now were back to only a few posts a day.

There is a solid core of players that have really put in alot of time just posting in this one thread. Hell half of my whole total is from this one thread.

Just wondering if anybody else has went back and reminisced? Lot of good stories back in those pages...:)
 

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Originally posted by Fade
Hey Fellas,

Has anybody else went back any read from Post 1 to Current?
I just finnished and WOW :eek: it all started out so small. Then a mad rush of new recuits. Now were back to only a few posts a day.

There is a solid core of players that have really put in alot of time just posting in this one thread. Hell half of my whole total is from this one thread.

Just wondering if anybody else has went back and reminisced? Lot of good stories back in those pages...:)

Thanks for the reply, Fade. Actually I have read the thread from page one a while ago. True, great stories in here. I especially like the IbalKid-terminator-thing, but other reasons to join are just hilarious! If someone hasn't read them for a while I suggest you do! Great, this has to be the most popular thread on the forum!

Maybe an idea for the recruitment thread (fallen way down the forum :( ), what about adding the age of everyone. Makes Computer Roleplaying a lot easier without having to check the member list and finding out that many don't have a date of birth listed. Ofcourse, if ppl don't want to list their age, fine with me though :D.

Regards,

Low
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Froggy and Vcarter707 stands in the yard, waiting for Pvt. Kucing.

Froggy: "LOL, we are really rich now... We need to find more dutchmen to play poker with..."

Vcarter707: "Yeah, but i also beated you..."

Froggy looks down to the ground: "Ehm, That's because, Ehm... Forget it..." "I am better than Low though..."

Vcarter707: "Of course you are... If you were as bad as Low, i would laugh of you..."

Froggy: "Sure thing..."

Froggy thinking: "Hate that guy... To good at poker..."

Pvt. Kucing walks out from the toilet, and starts yelling:
"Get back to work now..."

Froggy and Vcarter looks at each other and starts laughing...

Pvt. Kucing: "What, why are you laughing...???"

Froggy and Vcarter707: "You forgot to zip your pants..."


/DK_FROGGY
 
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Hawkeye never had a party, because it's still too early....hmm, you guys had a private booze party, right? Not good, not good...it seems you've just earned the privilege of giving my feet a nice massage....scrub away, ladies!
 

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I read the whole thing over when I joined. Not sure if I want to again, would take up a lot of time that I could use to conquer France :D.
 
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Originally posted by jkkelley
Jesus H. Christ, Cap. What's this... a new definition of 'Company Mess?' I hope the rest of the women in this tea-drinking country are better looking than this. Next time I respectfully suggest that the Captain delegate this procurement duty to someone with better eyesight.

jkk


:rofl:

Well I did ask the female sergeants to do it, but one put a knife to my throat, the other threw hers and missed me by an inch.

Next time you can ask!:D ;)

EDIT:
Fade, yep I regularly go back and re-read sections! Volunteer time will soon be coming, once we get back from this mission!

I already have the idea for the next mission that I will be doing.......
 

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Originally posted by 2Coats
:rofl:

Well I did ask the female sergeants to do it, but one put a knife to my throat, the other threw hers and missed me by an inch.

Next time you can ask!:D ;)

Hey Captain, where did you find these ladies and I use the term loosely? A home for the mentally unbalanced? I will have to watch myself from now on.:wacko:
 

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Lady Europa, Lt. Sykonurse, etc. etc.

Who needs to fight the Germans when we have our hands full watching out for our "compatriots". Now I will try to be on good behavior just in case.

Just have to say that a knee to the groin just isn't nice...poor guy he didn't deserve it. Couldn't Lady Europa just thrust a knife into his belly...that would have been nicer. :eek:
 

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Originally posted by pinkus-pils
Just have to say that a knee to the groin just isn't nice...poor guy he didn't deserve it. Couldn't Lady Europa just thrust a knife into his belly...that would have been nicer. :eek:
Actually, it's a low-percentage move, one women place far too much confidence in because they don't (can't) know the mechanics. As a male groin owner yourself, you know as well as I do that a shot there has to hit just exactly right to incapacitate. Worse yet, a man tends to react with visceral fury to any failed kick in that region, becoming twice as dangerous. I'm not sure which woman it was who taught her daughter, "Never kick a man in the balls unless you plan to kill him next," but she was wise.

When women ask me about self-defense, being no expert but having some modest understanding and a rather cold streak, I generally recommend that they avoid the groin until they have the guy defenseless and are simply punishing him further for his misbehaviour, as they should always do without pity if assaulted. In such cases, the heel (or widest part of the shoe) was the preference of KGB interrogators, so I encourage that; if he's not ralphing, you did it wrong and should try again. (It's easier for them to lift a leg and step than to pick up and drop a big rock.) I assume that whatever the KGB did, it did because it hurt the worst.

I can see why the Leftenant used the groin move, though, because she had backup close at hand with the advantage of surprise and disorientation, and could hardly miss, thus improving her odds dramatically. The nose bones up into the braincase would have been a higher-percentage shot, I reckon, but what's done is done.

This is a good time for me to ask: what in the world does 'pinkus-pils' mean? It sounds like a tranquilizer, or some psychedelic form of Czech beer.

jkk
 
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Well, I dont think Lady E read the post in the Briefing Room thread as it hasnt given the rest of you a chance to post according to the instructions.

I am not making things enjoyable? Is it becoming a chore to write the updates?

Can any of you volunteer any opinions so that I can make things clearer and allows all of us to fun writing this!

:(
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