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Originally posted by Alexandru H.
vcarter707 and Froggy won't get a rank in this way, btw....this is not the path to follow....

1. Who said our cardgame was to get promoted...??? We are just waiting for the new AAR-Thread to come :D

2. You forgot Low...!!! :D

/DK_FROGGY
 

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No, I didn't....;)

About that AAR Thread....we will have to ask 2Coats again..maybe I'll find him on ICQ

Ok, people, so far I have received PMs from Exterous, jech, ladybug and Morpheus506. Are there any more?;)

Edit: Lady Europe, too
 
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This is Blitzkrieg's file. I posted it here to show you what is the dream raport file....

Name: Johannes Krueger ["Blitzkrieg"/"Blitz"]

Rank: Private

Date he joined the company: Arrived late but since he was already trained as a Fallshirmjäger he wasn't behind schedule.

Physical attributes: 1.88 metres long, weighing 85 kilos, blonde hair and blue eyes. Hard-set face and broad shoulders.

Short bio: Johannes was born 16/7 1916, son of Lina and Hauptman Michael Krueger, in Elbing. His family being in the lower echelons of the East Prussian aristocracy, he got a traditional upbringing emphasising on loyalty and duty. In school his best subject were always Maths, P.E. and Workshop, and as a result he went to Danzig technical Hochshule in 1934 and graduated 1937. Only two months later, he was drafted and after basic training volunteered for the Fallshirmjägers, and got in. In late 1938, however, he recieved news from a friend at home that his father and mother had died in a mysterious accident after his father had openly critisised the Führer at a ball at a known nazi-sympathisers home.Johannes quickly concluded that this was no accident, and took contact with the brittish intelligence via the Brittish embassy in Berlin to get him out.

Being filled with thirst for vengeance, Johannes had decided that his place was on the allied side now, fighting the men that had killed his father because he had spoken his mind. After a while, it seemed that the Gestapo had tracked him down and Johannes decided it was time to escape. Avoiding any and all authorities, he made his way inkognito to Rostock and embarked on a ferry over to Sweden. From there, he made his way to the Norwegian border, still being chased by German agents to prevent his defection and made it into Norway from where he was flown by Brittish operatives back to England. His defection not only meant his survival, but also a full intelligence report on the German army at the time, being highly important to the Brittish intelligence services. As a kind of reward, he was allowed to join a secret, elite fighting unit formed to combat the fascist menace.

Qualities: Strong, fairly stealthy and cool minded most of the time.

Faults: Rash, agressive if provoked and conservative.

Excellent work from my favourite writer in the team...:)
 

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Oooh, minefield. Very very bad...
 

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yes, eek

though it did give me a new addition to my sig
 

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Blitzkrieg's really starting to piss me off with all his perfect writing, making me work so hard at just trying to keep up, damn him I say.

Stop your great writing right now! :mad: :p
 

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Don't be upset. What if Private Blitzkrieg is better than you, Fade, in every aspect....oh, and I've seen you both in the showers...he is better than you for sure....:rofl:
 

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What kind of person are you, alex? Blatantly lowering others' self-esteem? Setting bad examples, you are.....
 

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Ask our captain!

Morpheus, I just like the fellow, his writing and general attitude. I think his character is one of the best in the whole squad...why should I refrain from gossiping about somebody's anatomy?:rolleyes:
 

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Alex why where you looking at us in the shower?

I thought this was the new don't ask, don't tell Company?

I could be wrong but watching 2 men take a shower seems like odd behavior for our Quartermaster.:wacko:
 

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Private Fade, did you forgot the close examination you undertook in order to join our fine company? It was me who examined you...and I don't miss anything...

Oh, and the showers thing... this is the army, you get no privacy whatsoever, so get used to it, Private...

*sees the Captain

Sorry, Captain, just having a friendly chat with Fade.
 

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Alex, I'm not saying anything other than you really like your job. Thats all I would hate to think you would take it any other way.:eek:
 

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He had to make sure taht he had a proper stock of sizes for contraceptives :D
 

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Originally posted by vcarter707

(...)
froggy and vcarter (thinking): the idiot! doesnt he realise that there are 8 aces on the table right now, and doesnt he also realise that his 4 aces are obviously from a different set?

low: *sigh* victory feels good!

After that "excellent" victory and realising that his Dutch poker once more paid off, Low goes to his bunk.

Half an hour later Froggy and vcarter707 come by to ask if he's ready for a new game.
Low lies on his bed and is frantically writing letters.

Froggy: "What in St. Gunnar's name are you doing?"

Low: "I'm writing letters to my girlfriends."

Vcarter707: "Girlfriends? You have like 10 letters there!"

Low: "I'm a popular man I reckon, and if I don't write them I can never see them again. You know how women are..."

Froggy: "Like who are you writing to then?"

Low: "Well, here in England I have Mary, Elizabeth, Jane, Marion and Paula. In the Netherlands I have Neeltje, Anne, Jacoba, Annemieke, Judith and Johanna, in France Nancy and Josephine, in Poland Agnieschka, Gosia, Ewa, Zuzanna, Franciszka and Janeczka, in Germany Helga, Sophia, Elsa, Hannelore and Heidi and finally in Italy Antonietta, Carmela, Elena, Natala, Rosetta and Serena."

Froggy and vacarter707: (Zzzzzzz....)

Low: (Thinking) "Hmpf, back to writing then...Let's see....ah yes, Nancy, you're next. Mon Cherie, etc."

Froggy and vcarter707 wake up, shake their heads and leave.

Low continues to write his letters, leaving him all alone in the sleeping quarters. He day dreams about the many girls he loved...I mean...loves....



Regards,

Low
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btw, the Captain hasn't visited us in a while...he should, there are some people here (cough*Xenofantis*cough) who expect to take over all...
 

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Originally posted by Alexandru H.
btw, the Captain hasn't visited us in a while...he should, there are some people here (cough*Xenofantis*cough) who expect to take over all...

You sure have a hawk's eyes, you don't miss anything! :D

Regards,

Low
:p

EDIT: 900th post in the M.I.A. thread! Cool!