I didn't realise he was talking about random multiplayer. In which case my solution would be:
Give up and find a game on the forums with people who want to not exploit the games mechanics
I mean reading OP's post its quite clear that he enjoys abusing said mechanic and prides himself with it. I don't necessarily agree with him but that doesn't take away the fact that he has a point since there are no house rules in random MP games meaning that the problem persists.