Great tactic's

[henkalv]

smurkin wtf is your problem man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

His problem is most likely a combination of your spelling (not meant badly, i remember when i was 14, the trick is to use substitute words, folks instead of pepole) and that he most likely think that he is impossible to hurt on the internet (and yes, i know that it is a paradox there).

And to Smurkin: behave! The other folks who have posted here is just sarcastic while you were plain insulting.

And yes, i am finished with trolling, spamming or whatever you want to call it.

 

[Smurkin]

I didn't meant it that bad, as it may sounds.. But, cmn, his style of writing is something terrible, i do not mean grammar, I wasn't better at 14 too, even now I'm doing mistakes, but in his years, I've never writed on forum - in points, 1. 2. 3. every post, omfg that sux.. imho, he is trolling more than you.. Please, learn the basics of typography dear Robin.. But good luck and have fun in game..

 

[Modo]

Robie, invading with everything you have is risky. The more units and land you control, the more you should remember to watch out for supply problems, and surprise attacks against you. Reserve units, even whole reserve armies, can be handy when unexpected things happen: If you break through, you can exploit open terrain. If you get counter-attacked, you can send fresh units to help.

I didn't meant it that bad, as it may sounds..

You deserve a cookie for your great English.

 

[dermeister]

Robie, in your next game, please annex Canada. There seems to be a perpetual annoyance emanating from there. Thank you

We have a force-field, it won't work without the right TACTIC'S.

What happens if in his next game he is Canada? Can he annex himself? TACTIC'S are required to find the solution to this problem.

Hmmm… Something like this?

ARR:
TACTIC'S!? or…
END!!

Dermeister, you've spent all this time picking up on his grammar, syntax etc, then go and tell him to have ladies bleeding all over the end of his sentences? Madness!

What the 'heck are you bloody talking about?

OH SHI-

Die Rotte Faß is under attack!

Naw, if he goes after Canada he'll have to deal with the Emu.
God, I love this thread, I almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard.

Don't laugh, emu & I will form a CANADADEFCOM and use great TACTIC'S to defeat the invaders!

tactic's

1. invade with every thing you got.

2. paradrop infantry in canada

3. hit VP only.

Thank you for this. I have used 1 & 2, but I did not dare use it in combination with 3… You have given me the confidence.

Are you really that .. like .. omg

omg, like totally? let's go shopping smirking!

He can't come to terms with the extend of your magnificent way of thinking

It is so magnificent yet so tricky...

His problem is most likely…

There is a down-side to so many great TACTIC'S… it is… inevitable.

You deserve a cookie…

We all deserve cookies! Die Rotte Faß is hiding them!

 

[Cromelex]

I'm going to print this Thread, frame it and hang it on the wall.

 

[hegemon]

Keep up a great work

 

[dermeister]

I'm going to print this Thread, frame it and hang it on the wall.

Sorry - It has enough TACTIC'S in it to outfox your printer.

Keep up a great work

Trying to expand you evil hegemony? We have TACTIC'S against this.

 

[hegemon]

Trying to expand you evil hegemony? We have TACTIC'S against this.

It's already done, sorry. :E

 

[unmerged(56084)]

smurkin wtf is your problem man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Language Robie....... language!

 

[unmerged(56084)]

what do you duds mean bye:
annexing canada?

I'm confused, Robie. What does unexploded ordinance have to do with the annexing of Canada?

And Derm, don't count on alot of "Blue" assistance.....I believe Emu are in season, in March.....in Canada....

 

[Bonte]

Robie, for your next game you should:

1. Upon the Sudetenland event, accept it.
2. Then DoW on Czechekoloroslrovakria
3. Take their capital, but not enough vp provinces to annex them.
4. Defend from the Czechekoloroslrovakrians until 1939
5. Molotov Ribbentrop Pact
6. If done right you can now annex Czechekoloroslrovakria and annex poland without them joining the allies, as long as you keep some troops on the border with france, even if you threat is high, they wont attack.
7. Profit??????!?!?!?!?!?!

also by annexing Czechekoloroslrovakria, you have more room to encircle Poland with your walrus troops

 

[dermeister]

Robie, for your next game you should:

1. Upon the Sudetenland event, accept it.
2. Then DoW on Czechekoloroslrovakria
3. Take their capital, but not enough vp provinces to annex them.
4. Defend from the Czechekoloroslrovakrians until 1939
5. Molotov Ribbentrop Pact
6. If done right you can now annex Czechekoloroslrovakria and annex poland without them joining the allies, as long as you keep some troops on the border with france, even if you threat is high, they wont attack.
7. Profit??????!?!?!?!?!?!

also by annexing Czechekoloroslrovakria, you have more room to encircle Poland with your walrus troops

Nice With all these great TACTIC'S, I think that we will need to create a wiki to hold them all at one point. "great TACTIC's wiki for hoi3"

 

[Smurkin]

You deserve a cookie for your great English.

Sorry, at 21:30 I'm glad to write something, and I also hate those stupid english tenses, like present perfect etc... Well, at least it is readable and you get the point

 

[dermeister]

Sorry, at 21:30 I'm glad to write something, and I also hate those stupid english tenses, like present perfect etc... Well, at least it is readable and you get the point

Why so tense?

 

[PrussianPrince]

Some TACTIC'S for you to use with Germany, robie.

1. Disband your entire navy, army, and airforce... Too much supply usage!
2. Use 5 leadership on research, the rest on espionage!
3. Be the espionage king!
4. Make 3MIL1LARM divisions. They're awesome!
5. Don't declare war on Poland yet... even if it's 1939, and also ignore the French. Use only 1 division per province on the border with France. Also, it -must- be militia.
6. Declare war on Soviet Union and attack them! Once you get the bitter peace event, run back and THEN DoW Poland. They'll be encirceld!
7. After you do that, France's TACTIC'S should have pushed into Germany a bit... But don't worry! Retreat back into Berlin and form a line to defend yourself from the French!
8. Wait until 1941... And then attack slowly with your 3MIL1LARM divisions... Make slow gains, but also make sure to encircel.
9. Put sliders on manual, and don't put any into consumer goods at all. That IC is better used elsewhere: like building up your glorious 3MIL1LARM army!
10. Defeat France and then invade Great Britain with... I'll let you make the TACTIC'S for this one.

Goodluck!

 

[hegemon]

I'm confused, Robie. What does unexploded ordinance have to do with the annexing of Canada?

:rofl: That sentence stopped my hegemony. Shame on you!!!

 

[dermeister]

Some TACTIC'S for you to use with Germany, robie.

This sounds like it could work in theory, but sometimes things don't work out in practice. I think someone needs to test it.

Robie what do you think?

 

[Kojote]

Don't you get tired with this, dermeister?
He's not getting the point of most (or perhaps all) of your yokes.

I admit that this reduces my high opinion of you.

@ robie
What you can do (or at least should consider) is to stop answering him.
He is kidding and he is doing it at your cost.
Or to say it in german (hoping you may know this language a bit better): Er verarscht dich nur.

 

[Meastro444]

Oh my.

A fellow Dutchman.

 

[dermeister]

Don't you get tired with this, dermeister?

I'll have to sleep on it. I suppose we need fresh material at this point.

I admit that this reduces my high opinion of you.

Aha! An admission of guilt! You won't get away with it!

Oh my.

A fellow Dutchman.

I wonder what kind of TACTIC'S would be best to conquer het Nederlands?