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GhostWriter - Thanks for reminding me to get on to it. I would like to get one done soon. But have a big research assignment that is eating up time like no tomorrow. That said I will need a break this afternoon so perhaps I shall spend it on this 
I do apologize for having to take some time off...yet again...but once more I am caught up on this fricken' hilarious AAR! In fact, I was quite pleased with your guest writers some time back. Great stuff, guys. :rofl:
I am glad to see that the Horde is greedily taking back all that they lost. But one must wonder for how long with you at the helm? Still, it makes for an uproariously funny read. And thank God for that. Glad to see you still at this, if a bit slower yourself in recent weeks. Either way, I am back and happily up to speed.
DOWN WITH THE uzbeks!!!
I am glad to see that the Horde is greedily taking back all that they lost. But one must wonder for how long with you at the helm? Still, it makes for an uproariously funny read. And thank God for that. Glad to see you still at this, if a bit slower yourself in recent weeks. Either way, I am back and happily up to speed.
DOWN WITH THE uzbeks!!!
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coz1 - Great to have you here once again. Its good to be getting back a little of the land that is rightfully Horde. Things have been a little slow on the updating front but I shall get back into things faster in a week or so. I do really enjoy this AAR.
A graphic interpretation of the battles of Ust Urt, Khiva and Khwarizm
But enough sadness, the Golden Horde soon found cause to celebrate as two of the three battles were great victories and any deaths were kept quiet through the Official Secrets are Good Act 1744.
The Horde celebrates two great victories and one loss, err, non-victory
Goyo had been heard to call the Chagatai's quite a few things over the years, but he had most certainly never called them observant nor had cause to. And once again they showed the truth in this as not realising the Horde was already in a great struggle they called for aid in a pointless war against Tibet.
Some things are just dumb
Closer to home on the steppes the war raged back and forth. Many battles were fought and almost always the Golden Horde emerged victorious over the Blue Horde. But still the traitorous nation was able to pour forth more and more recruits to replace their losses. It was like fighting a wall of sand, eventually the tide pushed the Golden Horde out of Blue Horde territory. Fortunately the majority of the cities remained in Golden Horde hands showing that the Blue Horde had little stomach for a hard fight.
So many to kill
Nor did they even have much stomach for a fight with odds in their favour (or perhaps it was just the Golden Horde's stomachs were hardened by years of tough grub). Goyo himself led a daring raid into Blue Horde territory. Due to some incompetent (and now headless of course) scouts the army was ambushed in Ust Urt by an enemy numbering over thirty thousand. While the Blue Horde may have abandoned some of the ancient methods the same, fortunately, could not be said for the Golden Horde. They quickly resorted to traditional tactics involving the application of pressure to enemy infantry through the use of hooves.
A caricature of the Horde's tactics
And the resulting rout
Soon the war was all on again as chaos reigned.
Chaos all about. What fun
And things were about to get even more chaotic in many ways. Goyo fell victim to an assassin of unknown origin. However he is believed to have died with a smile on his face. Some suspect he saw the knife as something like a badge, a sign that he had truly been a good Khan and was worthy of leaving this world in the traditional manner befitting a man his status.
Who are those interlopers in Ust Urt? How come they have not succumbed to the harsh conditions? Who will replace Goyo and will he win the war?
I'm also wondering why Delhi:
1. Is in Ust Urt
2. Is at war with the Blue Horde
3. Is sporting a 61,000 man army
4. Exist
1. Is in Ust Urt
2. Is at war with the Blue Horde
3. Is sporting a 61,000 man army
4. Exist
Chief Ragusa - That be Delhi, doing their best to help the Blue Horde
Sirrushan - Its odd to see em still around but they're doing ok and the Blue Horde annexed the Mughals. They're actually allied with the Blue Horde and besieging a province I control.
Sirrushan - Its odd to see em still around but they're doing ok and the Blue Horde annexed the Mughals. They're actually allied with the Blue Horde and besieging a province I control.
A case of Delhi belly coming up to cut them down to size. You need Yarr and his Kittens of War and their terrifying balls of wool.
The nefarious KFC!
The nefarious KFC!
This is what happens when you show mercy and let them live. I knew this would come back to haunt you one day....
I believe your crushing of the Timurid Empire has something to do with the fact that Delhi still exists. It is a wise choice of them to battle the enemies of the True Horde, yet it would be very unwise of them to take any land from the Blue Horde....with all those lands being GH cores...
Are those French flags flying from the Blue Horde's standard? Looks quite close.
Nice work "applying pressure." And now for a new man. Excellent.
Looks quite close.Nice work "applying pressure." And now for a new man. Excellent.
Chief Ragusa - It's one big case of Delhi belly indeed.
Amric - I must learn from this.
Grundius - Well they will be on the list of targets once the BLue Horde is gone. Whether they take my cores or not. But they are actually allied with the Blue Horde and fighting me for now.
coz1 - They are a flag made by Kaigon based on a scenario where Europe is Muslim IIRC. So it's the French Islamic flag. Glad to see you got your avatar sorted out, very nice.
Amric - I must learn from this.
Grundius - Well they will be on the list of targets once the BLue Horde is gone. Whether they take my cores or not. But they are actually allied with the Blue Horde and fighting me for now.
coz1 - They are a flag made by Kaigon based on a scenario where Europe is Muslim IIRC. So it's the French Islamic flag. Glad to see you got your avatar sorted out, very nice.
Would be interesting if delhi was human... he could seriously damage or even pwn you locally with that army. It's rather a sad waste to see them die out in one near-useless province (IIRC, Ust Urt is not the jewel of Asia).
Long live the Khan ! Goyo was indeed one who survived longer than the average khan of the Golden Horde ...
I hope a military genius succeeds him !
I hope a military genius succeeds him !
Sweet AAR! I've been lurking here for a few weeks, but finally worked up the nerve to join. Keep up the good work!
Edit: :wacko: I can't believe I just posted in the wrong thread.
That said, I've continued to follow this thread, and I have to say it's keep me well-entertained at every turn. Keep up the good work.
That said, I've continued to follow this thread, and I have to say it's keep me well-entertained at every turn. Keep up the good work.
Duke of Wellington: ...Goyo fell victim to an assassin of unknown origin...
way to go Goyo ! ! death with mega-honor ! !
awesome update ! !
way to go Goyo ! ! death with mega-honor ! !
awesome update ! !
Rotten Venetic - Gotta love that ai, that uses armies so. Oh well I guess I can't complain, its helping me that they be like that.
Troelsdc - I shall hope so too. He was rather long lived.
demokratickid - Thanks very much and welcome along.
Falastur - No problem, and good to see you, even if it is in that manner.
GhostWriter - Glad to see you too think he fied in a fine way.
Troelsdc - I shall hope so too. He was rather long lived.
demokratickid - Thanks very much and welcome along.
Falastur - No problem, and good to see you, even if it is in that manner.
GhostWriter - Glad to see you too think he fied in a fine way.
Ahh this hillarious AAR is coming to an end? It been a joy reading It! Golden horde! A proud nation!
Golden horde! A proud nation!