No, no, no, no, no, good idea but no, thank you but no, no.
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"Uuuugh... Where am I?" Dinofs found himself in a large, flat plain. As far as he could tell, nothing was within a mile of his position.
"Hello, Mr. Dinofs." A man suddenly appeared in front of him. "I regret to inform you that you are in the afterlife."
"What? Again? Dang it! That was under ten years!"
"Unfortunately, yes."
"But, why? We had a deal!"
"Perhaps, but your brutal rampage through Earth became too much to bear! The Council and I decided to-"
"Council? What are you talking about? Who are you?
"The Council and I decided to render your contract null and void. The amount of destruction you caused was simply too great." The plain began to shift and swirl, like it was soup being stirred.
"Null and void? How? Who is this council? What gives them the right to end a divine contract?"
"Ah, yes, sorry. Sometimes I forget that you haven't been here for fifty years... It's not important. All you need to know is that your services are no longer required, nor are they wanted." Chains and stone were visible.
"So... what's going to happen to me?"
"What should have happened all those years ago. The Council has made the unanimous decision to send you to Purgatory- and with an extra five lifetimes' sins added on." Flames began appearing in the "soup."
"No! Wait! You can't-"
"I can, and I will!" thundered the man. "I am a
GOD." With this, thunder and lightning swirled ominously into the mix.
"No! You need me! I can-"
"You can do
nothing except causing mayhem and destruction! You are a pox on society! A pox which
I will remove!" The background was no longer swirling. Instead, it was a clear picture of Hell itself. Flames went up randomly, licking the walls of what was now a large cave. Horrible creatures, their faces disfigured and burnt, leered at the pair. The screams of the damned echoed throughout the room.
"No! Dinofs pleaded, "Please! There must be some other way! Something I can do! Let me atone in some other way!"
Then, suddenly, the nightmare disappeared, leaving the two once again in a formless void. The strange man composed himself. "I suppose that you're right. After all, I can't just send you to be tortured for all eternity, can I? I suppose I'll have to let you go."
"Really?"
"No, not really. Goodbye, Dinofs. May you never again trouble the world."
And with that, a hole opened up beneath Dinofs' feet, and he was sent plummeting into the abyss.
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Wow, is my idea of the afterlife disturbing, or what? :wacko: Also, I learned that if I want to clumsily inject myself into my AAR, I should have a nicer username.