• Crusader Kings III Available Now!

    The realm rejoices as Paradox Interactive announces the launch of Crusader Kings III, the latest entry in the publisher’s grand strategy role-playing game franchise. Advisors may now jockey for positions of influence and adversaries should save their schemes for another day, because on this day Crusader Kings III can be purchased on Steam, the Paradox Store, and other major online retailers.


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what the hell was that?



(in a good way)
 

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Oh, that was glorious! I've watched Whose Line, too, and I understood every gag. I love how you incorporated the "fluff my Garfield" bit. XD. And my favorite game-related bit was when the Ottoman Empire walked up and walked off without saying anything in your "Worst HRE" bit. This was your best comic yet, Svip. I hope we can have another "Whose Line" episode later down the line. ; )
 

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That was brilliant. Par excellence!
 

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"I can't really fit into it!" :rofl:

Actually, Ulm would be (or rather, is) a good flagland TV host, because he's neutral towards the major powers and he's got a good sense of humour. At least when he's not the victim of the jokes :D
 

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This should assure a proper work attitude in the Paradox office.

..When they have recovered from laughter anyway.
 

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Ulm is epic.
Whose Line Is It Anyway is epic.
Epicness.

"I couldn't get into it"
"Hey Ottomans! Let's squeeze her!"
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Well that was.... I am not sure what it was, but it was very much of it. :D
 

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Horrible. I may be able to re-judge if I get to see more asap...
 

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That sounds a lot like a show we have in Finland. Enewald, do you know Vedetään Hatusta? Similar stuff there; what you shouldn't say to your boss, the worst pickup lines etc.
 

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That sounds a lot like a show we have in Finland. Enewald, do you know Vedetään Hatusta? Similar stuff there; what you shouldn't say to your boss, the worst pickup lines etc.
I find watching TV inhuman. I despise lowering myself to the level of a common Finn that melts and gets fat before the TV-screen.
 

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Very good update Svip! You must have put quite some work in it to let the rap rhyme (somewhat ;)). You drew the Paradox Platypus really well too.
 

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Very good update Svip! You must have put quite some work in it to let the rap rhyme (somewhat ;)). You drew the Paradox Platypus really well too.
I hope Paradox enjoy their new Television Production division.
 
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