• Crusader Kings III Available Now!

    The realm rejoices as Paradox Interactive announces the launch of Crusader Kings III, the latest entry in the publisher’s grand strategy role-playing game franchise. Advisors may now jockey for positions of influence and adversaries should save their schemes for another day, because on this day Crusader Kings III can be purchased on Steam, the Paradox Store, and other major online retailers.


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That update cracked me up, well done.

Also, I only now got the "Punic Wars" pun from the last update... probably didn't get it because "Punic" is pronounced different than "pun", so y'know... anyway!
Thank you for this. I never got that joke either.

I expect to see an Ulm achievement added to EU3 in 5.1.
 

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Also, I only now got the "Punic Wars" pun from the last update... probably didn't get it because "Punic" is pronounced different than "pun", so y'know... anyway!
Me too! I was scratching my head trying to think of examples of Carthaginian furniture!

Not much delight for Ulm there. I hope he's not going to withdraw his troops too early and stop the war cold.

That's it. I'm done.
 

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Great style but poor battle AI. No wonder that Ulm is very attractive for Swedes. :D

Fantastic work, Svip.
 

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This is so awesome! This is the first AAR I have ever read (I'm new to the game and the forums) and I'm really really impressed!
 

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How... ...epic...

"We're not fighting the swedes"

:D:D:D
 

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I just read 43 pages of this pure greatness. Svip, excellent work. Virtual applauds :)
 

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Or perhaps a new casus belli:

'Your flag is similar looking!'

No benefits, and you get -1 stability for 'lame excuse'.
 

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Have entire Europe as vassals without going over two provinces? :D
Be the only eligible candidate for HRE without going over two provinces.

-Pat
 
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