• Crusader Kings III Available Now!

    The realm rejoices as Paradox Interactive announces the launch of Crusader Kings III, the latest entry in the publisher’s grand strategy role-playing game franchise. Advisors may now jockey for positions of influence and adversaries should save their schemes for another day, because on this day Crusader Kings III can be purchased on Steam, the Paradox Store, and other major online retailers.


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Great update as usual!

Sorry bout the armies :)
 

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Hahaha, great ending! :D
 

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Ulm is still going strong.. Loving it!!
 

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I find Sardinia funny. Oh well.
And shouldn't Ulm have said something before putting on the glasses? And the yeaahhh plays.
 

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I hereby award this thread the "Best everything, ever" award.
 

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That update cracked me up, well done.

Also, I only now got the "Punic Wars" pun from the last update... probably didn't get it because "Punic" is pronounced different than "pun", so y'know... anyway!

Also, why do English-speaking people refer to the same place as both the Middle East and the Near East? That's just confusing!
 

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How did you manage to lose that battle so bad?
 

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Probably low morale, because Englands general was god-like.
 
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So you lost with ottomans and the milan is attacking? Now it will be a problem... Did you lost all your armies? Still nice comic.
 

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How did you manage to lose that battle so bad?
As MetallicaFan stated, due to low moral. The army had been kicked around by the Ottomans, I just showed when it finally bit the dust.
 

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Great! Wonder what Darkrenown and Johan will say now?:D

Probably the new commericial for Paradox.

-Play as Ulm, the nation that could. PLUS: You get an achivement!
 

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Epic platypus! :D
 
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