Glory for Ulm: A Flagland AAR

[Darkrenown]

I hereby award this thread the "Best everything, ever" award.

 

[ForzaA]

Norway Lecter

:rofl:

Surely that was Død snø Norway?

 

[Captain Gars]

Damn it Svip, I need my daily fix!

 

[Captain Gars]

Yes, sir!

 

[Captain Gars]

In before Captain Gars' complaints.

Luckily for you I went for some hockey & beer after work, so you made it Once I realised my mistake though, I ran home as fast as I could...

Excellent work!

 

[Captain Gars]

I know we're all excited to follow little Ulm on his adventures, but don't let it get out of hand with too much extraneous posts. This thread is a great read. Lets keep it that way.

 

[ForzaA]

NO AMOUNT OF APOLOGIES WILL NEGATE THE FACT THAT YOU GUYS STOLE YOUR FLAG FROM TALLINN (or Lyndanise, as you'd call it)

Well, maybe you might want to consider not calling it "Danish Town" and maybe they'll start using a different flag

You don't want to drink estonian vodka though, I don't think even we drink it. We just give it to finns and russians because their livers have evolved to the point where modern science will just go "Screw you, you jerk, why would you do this!?". Hell, we own the Guiness record for the strongest alcohol ever made, a 98% ABV vodka in the old republic days. If you think "holy hell, how wasn't that illegal", well... there was a state monopoly on booze in those times.

Viru Valge is not that bad, but true quality is found in Vana Tallinn.

People say that our economic growth (and relative resistance to the recession) is because of our low debt and sensible fiscal policy. Me, I like to think it's because of the wads of booze money that floats into Tallinn every day from Helsinki.

plus from Stockholm.
plus eating pancakes at Kompressor


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And update, please

 

[Captain Gars]

I have a question for anyone who has done Flagland-inspired art work or direct fan art to this AAR, if it is okay if I upload them to my guest art page?

I thought you'd never ask!

 

[Darkrenown]

I thought it was the Ottomans.

 

[Darkrenown]

So...I need to get Svip kicked from the CiM beta for more updates?

 

[Darkrenown]

I am playing the public beta! I wasn't allowed on the closed beta. Guess I wasn't famous enough back then.

Hmm, so I need to sabotage the entire public beta to get more updates...?

 

[Darkrenown]

What's worse, there is a demo coming out this weekend and I pre-ordered the game.

Hmm, so I need to kidnap Svip and force him to write updates at gunpoint...

But you won't have to sabotage the entire line up for CiM to get more updates! More updates coming soon!

Oh, ok!

 

[ForzaA]

Hey, no need to go that far, you can just invite me to your office, I only live in Copenhagen. Hey, I even know how to say numbers in Swedish, so you'll be extra won't be confused!

There, fixed it for you.

Hilarious non-update though

 

[Captain Gars]

Hey, I was just trying publicly to shamelessly get them to invite me to their office.

Get another update in before beer o' clock (16:00) today, and I will issue you a Paradox visa

 

[Captain Gars]

For that, you get two today. Not in the same post, of course.

And as promised, here is your second update for today, even if at 19:58.

Excellent work. A visa to hidden Paradox fortress has been approved.

 

[Darkrenown]

Oh noes! The paradox devs are getting withdrawal symptoms!

All work in the office has ceased

 

[ForzaA]

This should assure a proper work attitude in the Paradox office.

..When they have recovered from laughter anyway.

 

[Darkrenown]

You mean there was work in the first place? OH! :rofl:

Hahaha, good one!

*Rilder has been banned*

 

[Castellon]

We are reopening this thread now as we have allowed Svip to return after serving a temp ban. We normally do not discuss infraction issues, but let me point out that the warning has been made, the other members that said they were going to do something similar need to reconsider as anyone attempting to sell or market products or services to our members without prior authorization from Paradox will be permanently banned.

 

[Captain Gars]

But I don`t like Ulm!

Me neither, it was my vassal and backstabbed me during our last multiplayer session...