Gallia Imperia - a tale in screenies

[J. Passepartout]

J.P takes forward his weapon of mass destruction and shows it to Warhead. He then realises that it doesn't work on warhead because warhead has seen himself in the mirror every day already. He then takes out his picture of himself.

 

[Lord E]

Originally posted by J. Passeportout
J.P takes forward his weapon of mass destruction and shows it to Warhead. He then realises that it doesn't work on warhead because warhead has seen himself in the mirror every day already. He then takes out his picture of himself.

Oh NO, even worse.

*Lord E takes forward his sunglasses and runs to hide*

 

[unmerged(7347)]

The Emperor rolls up the latest update of the map...

"Ah... good. Russia incorporated along with some other puny nations...but who will we fight now?"

One of the Generals replies.

"Oh, most noble and gracius Emperor, we still have Aden, Oman, Sweden and the rebells in Courland to fight...

So are they big, a worthy challange for an Emperor like me...

Nah, but then China and Japan remains to... long supply lines... You might think thats funny...

Hmmm, well see...

 

[unmerged(7347)]

Im getting a little bored with this game.... kicking people to obidiense as the french.

I will take a breake from here on and install IGC a while. But as always you can be assured there will be lots of blood and executions in that game to.....

 

[Lord E]

Originally posted by Yoghurt
Im getting a little bored with this game.... kicking people to obidiense as the french.

I will take a breake from here on and install IGC a while. But as always you can be assured there will be lots of blood and executions in that game to.....

Oh what a BIG bomb.
Very well Yoghurt as just as you give the masses bread and sircus I am happy

 

[J. Passepartout]

Nooooooo... I can't get by without my daily use of evil weapons! Actually, I can, but I'll miss this AAR.

 

[unmerged(7347)]

Originally posted by J. Passeportout
Nooooooo... I can't get by without my daily use of evil weapons! Actually, I can, but I'll miss this AAR.

Dont worrie! I bet you will be ending up using your weapon in the next AAR aswell

 

[Lord E]

Originally posted by Yoghurt
Dont worrie! I bet you will be ending up using your weapon in the next AAR aswell

Sure he will, we always do in your AARs

 

[Warhead990]

*While Yoghurt isnt paying attention, the Caliph flees to China*

 

[J. Passepartout]

astronauts are seen bringing a giant mirror into space. It is in an odd position...

J. Passeportout goes into his underground lair 10 miles under the surface of the earth. He uses a remote control robotic arm to hold a picture in the air. Due to reflection off the mirror, the chinese are the first to go. Slowly, everyone on earth except J. Passeportout dies, and he escapes on a spaceship. The picture is still held up and the mirror is in place. Just as J. Passeportout is out of range, the earth explodes.

 

[unmerged(7347)]

Originally posted by J. Passeportout
astronauts are seen bringing a giant mirror into space. It is in an odd position...

J. Passeportout goes into his underground lair 10 miles under the surface of the earth. He uses a remote control robotic arm to hold a picture in the air. Due to reflection off the mirror, the chinese are the first to go. Slowly, everyone on earth except J. Passeportout dies, and he escapes on a spaceship. The picture is still held up and the mirror is in place. Just as J. Passeportout is out of range, the earth explodes.

LMFAO This was a nice way of ending it...

 

[J. Passepartout]

Thanks. What's it like in Heaven?

 

[Lord E]

Originally posted by J. Passeportout
Thanks. What's it like in Heaven?

*Lord E looks around sees Yoghurt, beer and almost naked girls*

Well you know almost as home

 

[Languish]

enough talk of naked women, more conquest!

pauses

... Actually conquest AND naked women please!