Nooooo... not strawberry flavored yoghurt! I'll never speak against you again! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Originally posted by Yoghurt
Both pjcrowe and J.P fell from the 10th floor of the Imperial Palace. Unfortunately for them a carriage full of carrots was standing benith the window, so a quick death changed to be a rather painfull experience after the guards had brough them to a nearby hill. Yoghurt ordered the guards to hang them upside down in a tree so that he could practise some target shooting, by using spoons filled with yoghurt and throw away at them...
Hang still, good damit! The Emperor shouted. You messing up my aim...
Oh mighty empror my I take a shot as well.
*Lord E fills a spoon with yoghurt and tosses in the middle of J.P. face. J.P falls screaming to the ground while screaming NNOOOOOO*
PatOriginally posted by pjcrowe
New question: Who's more in need of psychiatric care, Yoghurt for writing this stuff or us for encouraging him?
-Pat, who leaps out the window to escape the guards and other hangers-on who are sure to come after him
Oops! forgot to ask, what floor are we on?
I think we all need psychiatric care, both Yoghurt for writing it and we for encourangign him
BUT WHO CARES WE ARE ALL MAD ANY WAY
Mmmoooooaaaahahahahahahahaha
The expansion continued.... In 1630 Turkey, Crimea and Vencie had been incorporated into the Empire...
When visiting the conquered Istanbul, the Emperor felt rather at home. He ordered his newlie accuired harem to be located there....
It was a time of joy and feastings.
When visiting the conquered Istanbul, the Emperor felt rather at home. He ordered his newlie accuired harem to be located there....
It was a time of joy and feastings.
"INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT"
The alarm had gone off in the Palace...
"There he is... get him!" A guard shouted when saw a mysterius looking guy dissapear behind the corner"
The intruder had been coming from the EU 2 forum and violated the holy grounds of the Palace.
As the intruder quikly rushed down the corridor, Yoghurt comes fromthe other direction, reading a dispatch from India. The intruder who looks behind him for his followers doesnt see him, and nor does Youghurt see the intruder.... BANG! and the two of them crashes into eitchother "What the fu...." is the only thing the intruder can say before the guards that was after him is all over him.
*half an hour later in the Torture Chambers*
"So tell me your name.... or I´ll.... pour yoghurt all over your body... yoghurt with a taste of strawberry... Muhahahahahaha" It was the evil torturer who with his diabloic tricks tryed to get some information out of the intruder.
The alarm had gone off in the Palace...
"There he is... get him!" A guard shouted when saw a mysterius looking guy dissapear behind the corner"
The intruder had been coming from the EU 2 forum and violated the holy grounds of the Palace.
As the intruder quikly rushed down the corridor, Yoghurt comes fromthe other direction, reading a dispatch from India. The intruder who looks behind him for his followers doesnt see him, and nor does Youghurt see the intruder.... BANG! and the two of them crashes into eitchother "What the fu...." is the only thing the intruder can say before the guards that was after him is all over him.
*half an hour later in the Torture Chambers*
"So tell me your name.... or I´ll.... pour yoghurt all over your body... yoghurt with a taste of strawberry... Muhahahahahaha" It was the evil torturer who with his diabloic tricks tryed to get some information out of the intruder.
After several days of the cruelest yoghurt torture the intruder finally gave up his name.... Warhead990. It turned out to be a former Mamelucke who seeked the Emperor with a request to become the Caliph. "Caliph you say..." Yoghurt answered. "Heck why not... you can stay in Egypt among the pyramids and the monument of my goldfish I let raise over there..."
Sorry Warhead they sure looks defeated to meOriginally posted by Warhead990
*ducks*
You can never defeat the Mamelukes, we always come back
Originally posted by Lord E
Sorry Warhead they sure looks defeated to me
*Waves Prophet stick*
We'll see
*revoltrisk in former Mameluk provinces suddenly increased by 30%
*
Originally posted by Warhead990
*Waves Prophet stick*
We'll see
*revoltrisk in former Mameluk provinces suddenly increased by 30%
*Puts up portraits of Warhead990*
When the ppl sees the dreadfull face, they dropp dead... dead ppl doesnt revolt....
Originally posted by Yoghurt
*Puts up portraits of Warhead990*
When the ppl sees the dreadfull face, they dropp dead... dead ppl doesnt revolt....
*Puts up photo of Yoghurt*
Oops, i just eliminated the entire population of the world
Oh no, there is no one left in the world. What shall I do then.Originally posted by Warhead990
*Puts up photo of Yoghurt*
Oops, i just eliminated the entire population of the world
Ah I got it
*Puts up a picture of the hanged Warhead and suddenly every one gets back alive*
"I have a weapon of mass destruction." "Ha. Really. Show us."
*Closes eyes and pulls picture of Warhead out of a pocket.*
*Closes eyes and pulls picture of Warhead out of a pocket.*
Oh no not Warhead. You will NOT use that, because then I would have to start a war against you, but first of all hand over a report about all of your weapons so that I can get a good reason to DoW you
"You're supposed to die." "Oh, sorry." *Yoghurt dies. J.P. puts his weapon of mass detruction (TM) away.* "You can come back to life now."
*Realises entire population of world is against him*
Oh well, this seems to happen often anyway
Oh well, this seems to happen often anyway
It is WarheadOriginally posted by Warhead990
*Realises entire population of world is against him*
Oh well, this seems to happen often anyway
*Screams red alert and runs to fetch the french guards, then he meets J.P, J.P takes forward his weapon of mass destruction...*
Edit: Bloody. I got my post nr.400 posting some nonsens about Warhead,