Gallia Imperia - a tale in screenies

[J. Passepartout]

I take you want hoop-jumping, E.

Some people get paid for humour. Some people get paid for being on TV. People who don't get paid for being on TV are often rich anyway. People who aren't rich and aren't paid for being on TV become famous. Famous people can become rich off their fame. Therefore, B is a subset of A and C, and therefore an option which supports the aforesaid reasons.

 

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Originally posted by J. Passeportout
I take you want hoop-jumping, E.

Some people get paid for humour. Some people get paid for being on TV. People who don't get paid for being on TV are often rich anyway. People who aren't rich and aren't paid for being on TV become famous. Famous people can become rich off their fame. Therefore, B is a subset of A and C, and therefore an option which supports the aforesaid reasons.

Im fortunate enough to not understand english so well so I can follow this...

 

[Lord E]

Originally posted by Yoghurt
Im fortunate enough to not understand english so well so I can follow this...

Good for you, because this was one hell of a post

 

[J. Passepartout]

I basically said that I didn't actually post B, as it is both A and C.

 

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Originally posted by J. Passeportout
I basically said that I didn't actually post B, as it is both A and C.

Uh I still dont follow...

 

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More progress was made. Why shouldnt the heathens be incorporated... In 1605 both Mysore in India and the Mamelukes had been assimilated.

When Emperor Yoghurt saw the pyramids in Egypt with his own eyes he stated. "Build me a twice as large pyramid then the largest you find here... I want a monument that will stand for ages. The monument shall be dedicated to... my gold fish"

 

[J. Passepartout]

All hail Yoghurts goldfish!!!!!!

 

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Originally posted by Lord E
Sure we do, but Yoghurt is it just me or are you always killing the same guys??

In the words of Ben Franklin, in the movie 1776, "Aw, that was a new one!" Thanks for the regen, Yoghurt!

I bet he's leaving his beloved Turks for last, too.

-Pat
"Immortal until proven otherwise"

 

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Its even worse... Emperor Yoghurts plans are so devilish that no one seems to see the obvius; after conquered the entire world the Emperor will change state religion into sunni islam, move the capital to Istanbul, force everyone to speak turkish and drink turkish coffie and then proclaim himself as Sultan of the Ottomans... Muhahahahaha

The Emperor has changed his mind...

He will now conquer the world, change religion into sunni islam, move the capital to Taskjhent, force everyone to speak uzbek and wear cloths made of karakul wool.... *even more evil laughter then the last time* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

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The expansion continued... All must fall before the Emperor. Yoghurt decided to try some of his troopers new weapons on some heathens so Nubia, Hyderabad and the Moguls was exterminated and their territory was set under his rule. Also the Teutonic knights feelt the wrath and when Russia tryed to intervine the where punished by being forced to hand over a couple of provinces...

The BB point was now up in an honorable amount of 427...

After reaching the current borders, the Emperor decided to change the Empires national flag... Mother France was now only a tiny part of a great global empire so an update of the flag seemed to be in order...

Kneel before the might of the EMPIRE...​

 

[J. Passepartout]

J. Passeportpout knelt before the might of the Empire.

 

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Originally posted by Yoghurt

After reaching the current borders, the Emperor decided to change the Empires national flag... Mother France was now only a tiny part of a great global empire so an update of the flag seemed to be in order...

Kneel before the might of the EMPIRE...​

Cool shield, where'd you come up with that one?

As the guards approach, he cries out "But I *can't* kneel with two peg legs! It's not MY fault!"

Too bad the guards are deaf...

-Pat

Actually, he can't kill us off; who'd support him against the scourge of the sequelers?

 

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Originally posted by pjcrowe
Cool shield, where'd you come up with that one?

I made it out of a symbol I found... thought it looked pretty cool

 

[Lord E]

Originally posted by Yoghurt
I made it out of a symbol I found... thought it looked pretty cool

*Lord E kneels before the mighty empror*

Yes, it is cool and your plan are superb Yoghurt
Convert and force everyone to speak turkish

 

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Its even worse... Emperor Yoghurts plans are so devilish that no one seems to see the obvius; after conquered the entire world the Emperor will change state religion into sunni islam, move the capital to Istanbul, force everyone to speak turkish and drink turkish coffie and then proclaim himself as Sultan of the Ottomans... Muhahahahaha

The Emperor has changed his mind...

He will now conquer the world, change religion into sunni islam, move the capital to Taskjhent, force everyone to speak uzbek and wear cloths made of karakul wool.... *even more evil laughter then the last time* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

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Originally posted by Yoghurt
The Emperor has changed his mind...

He will now conquer the world, change religion into sunni islam, move the capital to Taskjhent, force everyone to speak uzbek and wear cloths made of karakul wool.... *even more evil laughter then the last time* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

New question: Who's more in need of psychiatric care, Yoghurt for writing this stuff or us for encouraging him?

-Pat, who leaps out the window to escape the guards and other hangers-on who are sure to come after him

Oops! forgot to ask, what floor are we on?

 

[J. Passepartout]

Well, I couldn't be worse off than now from his tortures, so I say it's him. *Realises he could actually be worse off, and follows pjcrowe*

 

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After the last war against the unfaithful, the Emperor stopped all investments and poured all gold into his own coffein, using governors to avoid inflation. The gold was used to two things in order to promote the wonderfull Imperial society.... build over a dozen weapon manufacturies and enlist troopers!

Soon the Emperor discovered that he had been in peace in over three years in a row, amusing himself by being carried around his Empire in his golden carriage... "What, 3 years.... the people can believe we are going to be pacifists...." He said to have been stating when he heard this. "Oh well let some more years pass then, its pretty fun driving around in my carraige and inspect these great monuments of future warfare"

 

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Originally posted by pjcrowe

-Pat, who leaps out the window to escape the guards and other hangers-on who are sure to come after him

Oops! forgot to ask, what floor are we on?

Originally posted by J. Passeportout
Well, I couldn't be worse off than now from his tortures, so I say it's him. *Realises he could actually be worse off, and follows pjcrowe*

Both pjcrowe and J.P fell from the 10th floor of the Imperial Palace. Unfortunately for them a carriage full of carrots was standing benith the window, so a quick death changed to be a rather painfull experience after the guards had brough them to a nearby hill. Yoghurt ordered the guards to hang them upside down in a tree so that he could practise some target shooting, by using spoons filled with yoghurt and throw away at them...

Hang still, good damit! The Emperor shouted. You messing up my aim...

 

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After have taken a look on the world map the Emperor saw an terrible error... "I havent a road between Europe and India! Why havent I a road..." and thus was the Imperial armies set to secure the building of a new road...

Persia and Irak was assimilated as they refused to build the road out of their own fundings, and when the Imperial armies was on the move they sweept some provinces from Russia and Venice aswell.