More like Operation Bumrush. But everyone is wearing dandy hats so 'Bum' doesn't really fit. Except for the airforce, they lack hats. Shame on you RAF! Even so, if the RAF are bums, I don't want to know what their Spanish victims are.
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... notice what the CAS is?
Venom is not two but three planes in one!
Le Jones - Cheers
C'est Moi - A charming, yet alarming offer M'lady. (I'm assuming you are M'lady, if not your offer of having a womb implanted just to have my babies is truly going the extra terrifying mile! )
4th Dimension - Phargle has indeed copyrighted that phrase, along with "xxxx you're a genius". I checked but the licensing fees were horrific!
trekaddict - That was the genius, a plan both simple and cunning at the same time. Who can stand against such wonderousness?
C&D - The RAF have removed their hats in mourning at being so badly treated by the Swedes. They cannot feel the joy of millinery till that wrong as been righted.
Kasakka - I knew there was something I forgot in that update. Thanks for pointing it out though.
Mico94 - It was a good plane, but not that good it was used for pretty much everything.
Nathan Madien - No the answer is in a couple of updates time!
Speaking of which, update today!
C'est Moi - A charming, yet alarming offer M'lady. (I'm assuming you are M'lady, if not your offer of having a womb implanted just to have my babies is truly going the extra terrifying mile!
)4th Dimension - Phargle has indeed copyrighted that phrase, along with "xxxx you're a genius". I checked but the licensing fees were horrific!
trekaddict - That was the genius, a plan both simple and cunning at the same time. Who can stand against such wonderousness?
C&D - The RAF have removed their hats in mourning at being so badly treated by the Swedes. They cannot feel the joy of millinery till that wrong as been righted.
Kasakka - I knew there was something I forgot in that update.
Thanks for pointing it out though. Mico94 - It was a good plane, but not that good it was used for pretty much everything.
Nathan Madien - No the answer is in a couple of updates time!
Speaking of which, update today!
Hmmm, usually Furious Vengance updates are followed by Butterfly Effect updates. Does this mean that Royal Navy update is near?
C'est Moi - A charming, yet alarming offer M'lady. (I'm assuming you are M'lady, if not your offer of having a womb implanted just to have my babies is truly going the extra terrifying mile!
Nope I'm going the extra terrifying mile.
Laying the groundwork.
Laying the groundwork.
The Iberian Army Group, much like their predecessors in Army Group Doesn't Appear In This AAR, have heroic and exciting adventures that are far too thrilling to recount here and so aren't.
Actually you missed very little. Some very old infantry and mountain troops being bombed to death then rolled over by armoured cavalry and tanks.
Still could be worse.
The Portuguese war was, if possible, even less exciting. Still it's over now.
With that done we can finally move onto out final Swede defeating plan, on which note the Americans really aren't pleased about it. Something about it being excessive. Indeed when we meet the Joint Chiefs of Staff at their Combined Organisational Nexsus For United States Expeditionary Department - CONFUSED - we're told as such, after marvelling at the pink walls and floral print obviously.
Annoyed we decided to meet the political leaders of the United States and get high level agreement. However we're told they're all in the Congressional Leader Organisation's Security Enhanced Tent - The CLOSET.
Frankly we'd suspected as much, though it's still a blow to our plans. Luckily with Blackadder and Brush available to us a brand new cunning plan to work round this problem is soon formulated;
The 22nd Amendment: Section 1. The above is rendered null and void. Section 2. Refer to Westminster for further instructions.
For those who believe that politicians wouldn't pass such legislation regardless of the bribes offered clearly hasn't been paying enough attention to politics. Or human nature in general actually.
Regardless the legislation was clearly popular, look at the unexpected fringe benefits;
How handy. Almost as good as the new Royal Navy ships. Almost
Just when one problems is sorted however another rears up.
France is, inexplicably, unhappy that all we've done is swap US occupation of their country for British occupation. And the fridge is playing up, that or Belgian is whining as well, always hard to tell those two apart.
The French lack of gratitude is sadly typical, but no less hurtful. Still never let it be said we aren't benevolent Imperial Overlords;
Their you go France, problem solved.
Just look, the whole of France and Belgium are now just one colour. Problem solved surely?
While France tries to complain that wasn't what they meant, we tell them they really should have been paying attention. And to hurry up back to work in our factories, no strikes or else.
With opposition almost completely out the way we can finally move onto the grand plan, just one last thing;
They thought they'd get away with it. They thought wrong.
Iberia is sorted, the US is now "compliant" while the long term dream of pacifying France has come to fruition. Aside from Ireland what is this immensely cunning plan? What will the new face of Europe look like? Are we finally entering the final stage of this AAR? Should I stay or should I go? Less than this yet, ineffably, more next time!
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Carlstadt Boy - Possibly, perhaps even this week.
This week as in next 6 and half hours, or as in next 7 days and 6 and half hours? With that smiley i suspect and hope the first statement is correct
Huzaaaaaaaah!. The French are gone forever, subsumed into the Mighty British Empire. I think renaming of some ships is needed.
And the American insurrection is finally over! Hooray! No more annoying religious zealots! Culture! Britishness! Huzzaaa!
So after this is over we will have a United Kingdom of Greater Britain and France? Well, the British can have it since nobody else is willing to take it (or in any position to). But after Churchill has spend his by now ample free time coloring the world map red, is he going to be given some other crayons to play with to liberate Europe of occupation in a world order wherein for once, all countries have good relations with eachother and Greater Britain?
What am I saying, of course he'll do it! Britain wants nothing more than to be loved as Big Brother. And Big Brother is watching them!
What am I saying, of course he'll do it! Britain wants nothing more than to be loved as Big Brother. And Big Brother is watching them!
Such a lovely AAR ... and such a lovely color.
I hope your new cunning plan involves teaching your oh so useless allies how to fight ... against the Big Pink Blob.
I hope your new cunning plan involves teaching your oh so useless allies how to fight ... against the Big Pink Blob.
The 22nd Amendment: Section 1. The above is rendered null and void. Section 2. Refer to Westminster for further instructions.
Yes! I, for one, welcome our new British overlords...God Save the King!
They thought they'd get away with it. They thought wrong.