Finally, we're ready to begin our review of the high and mighty of Europe! Nevermind that, actually, they're mostly boring old sacks. We'll have some of the more interesting kings and such, but mostly we'll be trying to find people who stand out somehow.
First up, we have the King of Castille, who's really been going with that Reconquista, in addition to gaining the crown of Leon from his brother somehow. Despite not being that horrible a person, it seems the pope has excommunicated him. The reason could be that he's friends with the Shi'ite King of Tlemcen. Or that he's friends with the Archbishop of Ferrara.
Who, on the other hand, is a heretic, despite seeming like a decent type for a bishop. You will recall that Ferrara is one of the minor independent Italian states.
Continuing with minor Italian states, we have the Republic of Pisa, ruled by another excommunicated chap. The pope really doesn't like his neighbours. This guy is fabulously rich, though.
Moving on to another excommunicated minor, we have this Anglo-Saxon count, ruling in Sweden. No idea why.
Ah, "the Wolf". Looks like the de Normandies let someone else manage their true home, and hey presto, heresy AND excommunication, a combination that's been surprisingly rare so far.
The Irish don't bother with heresy, they just like to kill family members, it seems. I make a mental note of these two, especially the Count of the Isle of Man. While he has a terrifying reputation as a general, I'd wager my boy Cai could take him on. And people shouldn't object too much if his lands came under the rule of someone more civilised and, well, nice.
On the other hand, Gospatrick Junior here is Anglo-Saxon, and excommunicated on grounds of heresy. Maybe it's something special, only reserved for Anglo-Saxons. The inquisition really has been going about... All this has his liege and father rather depressed (as a reminder, Lothian has recently broken off from the Kingdom of Scotland). At 59, Gospatrick Senior isn't likely to live very long.
Finally, our tour takes us to the root of all this heresy, or at least the accusations and excommunications. The Just (at least what people say to his face), yet vengeful, stubborn and proud Pope Cangrande da Romano. Despite priding himself on his celibacy, he is known to have sired one bastard, who died before reaching his first birthday.
Besides the Pope, the Papal Controller, the King of Poland, is also a bit of an extremist. While crusading has gotten him severely wounded, he remains an active proponen of the still-ongoing, occasionally successful crusade to Alexandria. I don't remember hearing of any Polish troops there, though...
More crusaders (at least in name)! The Bretons have taken up the cross.
As has the hunchbacked Norman King of Sicily. Smart move on his part, looking at how the Pope has treated his other Italian neighbours.
Ah yes, we don't want to forget the last so-far-unmentioned minor Italian state. The Republic of Venice is ruled by a 14-year-old. And it seems Venice is interested in the ruins of old Carthage, and looks to establish a new trading port there.
Now for the just plain weird, in the northern seas: Shetland and Vestisland are ruled by German and Polish bishops, respectively (the previous Bishop of Vestisland was German).
...and Austisland is ruled by a Swedish pagan, the Chief of Western Sames.
A well-regarded, diplomatically skilled and well-educated Knytling is the King of Denmark.
This is Jakob Knudsson Knytling, the Duke of Skåne. A brilliant strategist. Something is wrong with the world, for sure.
Remember when Nubia was conquered by the Muslims? The Dongolas fled into exile, but this guy and his two nearly identical brothers aren't them, just some impostors, leeching off the friendship the Count of Suenik has always shown to Nubia. Being depressed and blind must suck, though.
Aggelesko is the true heir to the throne of Nubia, now sadly lost for all time, and the sole descendant of the Dongolas.
Last but
definitely not least, the Count of Suenik and his massive brood. Especially of interest is the fact that all but one of his sisters are dressed identically, and the same with his daughters. That's some chauvinistic regime he's running. He's gone through 6 wives, the 4th of which was Anna Doukas, the grandniece of Konstantinos Doukas, a late Emperor of Byzantium. The 5th was a Komnenos, and the 6th was a younger sister of his 4th wife. His dynasty isn't at risk, just his realm, as he has vassals of both the Cumans and the Seljuks on his borders. They seem to have left him mostly alone so far.