This is frustrating me too much not to make a post about, but I would like this thread to remain as constructive as possible because I know people will disagree with me. I would ask you read the thread through, because "Big Blue Blob" has become a bit of an EU4 meme that doesn't actually hold true anymore. France have been cut down massively by 1.30 and if you have the courtesy to read I'll explain why.
1) The vassal-swarm is frankly useless. It prevents France getting any kind of decent alliance network until 2 of the vassals are gone (reminder, France starts allied to Provence and guaranteeing Scotland).
If you look at a 1444 map of France, if Paradox wanted to be accurate, France would have 15 vassals: source.
Either give France 15 vassals or totally remove them so France can get some kind of alliance network going. Given they are in between a rock and a hard place, I think they need it. Otherwise they have Armagnac going on a 2k stack solo mission into Bordeaux with a landing 16k English stack.
2) The Burgundian Inheritance is broken.
Firstly, it rarely fares because the game throws "flavour events" for heirs at Burgundy.
Secondly, if it fires, it usually fires for the Emperor. The result is France declares a suicidal war on Austria and their entire alliance network. If the Inheritance fires for Austria, they should be forced to cede Western Burgundy (at the very least) to France or it is a defensive war for France (much like Maine is a defensive war for France).
Look at the actual Burgundian succession war: source.
France just annexed that land. It wasn't France vs half the HRE. The suicidal war here basically kills any chance of French expansion off and I've indeed seen them disappear.
3) The reason the above is important is...France has zero room for expansion otherwise. The most common argument I hear against a powerful France is they wreck havoc in Iberia...they do that because the HRE is so OP they won't attack into the HRE thus never reaching their historical borders.
I will ask anyone who disagrees with me to tell me how many times they've seen France reach their 1789 pre-revolutionary borders? source.
Never, unless they get a strong Burgundian Inheritance which rarely happens.
Not only this, but try playing France yourself...the impact of AE on France is more pronounced than any other nation meaning the AI won't take Strasbourg and the player won't without a coalition.
4) AI France can't even take their cores back from England.
Charles VII didn't need to land in London to administer Bordeaux as French. That's what the AI needs to do. So France can't even get off the ground getting their cores back whilst their closest rivals expand their influence rapidly.
Occasionally, France lands in England but this is an exception not the rule. Still doesn't change they won't reach their historical peak.
I'll further this, I've played the Maine event on both sides and it's far easier to win it as England. Why? Alliances.
Paradox have basically taken arguably the greatest, or at least one of the greatest, military nations of all time, butchered them with a bunch of vassals that don't offer value and suffocated them with overpowered HRE mechanics and I dislike it very much.
Again, for those who disagree with me, I ask you this:
1) Is the opening vassal swarm realistic and historical?
2) Is it not true France didn't need to fight the entire HRE to take Burgundy proper?
3) How often do you see France reach their pre-revolutionary borders?
4) How often do you see France not even take their cores back from England?
5) How often do you see France not even as a top 3 Great Power?
This all can be fixed by the changes I mentioned above:
1) Vassals gone. France gets a decent alliance network.
2) Burgundian Inheritance requires Austria cede land to France or face an offensive war on their part.
3) Influence of the HRE diminishes over time (IA doesn't impact the strength of the HRE itself) allowing a France/Poland/Russia or dare I say Prussia to emerge as a continental power.
4) Modify the Maine event so France can take their cores back.
Bonus point:
5) France should focus on building an army rather than taking Defender of the Faith in 1480 and wasting resources fighting the Ottomans over Albania.
I find this all utterly disappointing but in the mean time I can have a moan.
1) The vassal-swarm is frankly useless. It prevents France getting any kind of decent alliance network until 2 of the vassals are gone (reminder, France starts allied to Provence and guaranteeing Scotland).
If you look at a 1444 map of France, if Paradox wanted to be accurate, France would have 15 vassals: source.
Either give France 15 vassals or totally remove them so France can get some kind of alliance network going. Given they are in between a rock and a hard place, I think they need it. Otherwise they have Armagnac going on a 2k stack solo mission into Bordeaux with a landing 16k English stack.
2) The Burgundian Inheritance is broken.
Firstly, it rarely fares because the game throws "flavour events" for heirs at Burgundy.
Secondly, if it fires, it usually fires for the Emperor. The result is France declares a suicidal war on Austria and their entire alliance network. If the Inheritance fires for Austria, they should be forced to cede Western Burgundy (at the very least) to France or it is a defensive war for France (much like Maine is a defensive war for France).
Look at the actual Burgundian succession war: source.
France just annexed that land. It wasn't France vs half the HRE. The suicidal war here basically kills any chance of French expansion off and I've indeed seen them disappear.
3) The reason the above is important is...France has zero room for expansion otherwise. The most common argument I hear against a powerful France is they wreck havoc in Iberia...they do that because the HRE is so OP they won't attack into the HRE thus never reaching their historical borders.
I will ask anyone who disagrees with me to tell me how many times they've seen France reach their 1789 pre-revolutionary borders? source.
Never, unless they get a strong Burgundian Inheritance which rarely happens.
Not only this, but try playing France yourself...the impact of AE on France is more pronounced than any other nation meaning the AI won't take Strasbourg and the player won't without a coalition.
4) AI France can't even take their cores back from England.
Charles VII didn't need to land in London to administer Bordeaux as French. That's what the AI needs to do. So France can't even get off the ground getting their cores back whilst their closest rivals expand their influence rapidly.
Occasionally, France lands in England but this is an exception not the rule. Still doesn't change they won't reach their historical peak.
I'll further this, I've played the Maine event on both sides and it's far easier to win it as England. Why? Alliances.
Paradox have basically taken arguably the greatest, or at least one of the greatest, military nations of all time, butchered them with a bunch of vassals that don't offer value and suffocated them with overpowered HRE mechanics and I dislike it very much.
Again, for those who disagree with me, I ask you this:
1) Is the opening vassal swarm realistic and historical?
2) Is it not true France didn't need to fight the entire HRE to take Burgundy proper?
3) How often do you see France reach their pre-revolutionary borders?
4) How often do you see France not even take their cores back from England?
5) How often do you see France not even as a top 3 Great Power?
This all can be fixed by the changes I mentioned above:
1) Vassals gone. France gets a decent alliance network.
2) Burgundian Inheritance requires Austria cede land to France or face an offensive war on their part.
3) Influence of the HRE diminishes over time (IA doesn't impact the strength of the HRE itself) allowing a France/Poland/Russia or dare I say Prussia to emerge as a continental power.
4) Modify the Maine event so France can take their cores back.
Bonus point:
5) France should focus on building an army rather than taking Defender of the Faith in 1480 and wasting resources fighting the Ottomans over Albania.
I find this all utterly disappointing but in the mean time I can have a moan.
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