D. Miliband leaves his residence with a stupid grin plastered on his face to greet the baying hordes of the fourth estate.
"Are you disappointed in the result Mr. Miliband?"
"Are you going to try and form a government?"
"Going to resign?"
He ignores the questions and gives a short statement.
"Good morning. Whilst this was not the Labour majority we had been hoping for, and I am saddened that we have to bid goodbye to some fine colleagues who lost their seats, the country has spoken, and it is quite clear that they have rejected the failed austerity policies of the Conservative Party.
"The central arguments the Labour Party put forward in it's manifesto - in favour of engaging with the world, in rejecting Tory austerity, of protecting our NHS, and ensuring our children have the skills they need to succeed - have been endorsed by a majority of the electorate.
"As the party with the largest number of votes and the largest number of seats I believe we have a mandate to try to form a government. The Labour Party will therefore reach out to parties which share our progressive values in an attempt to form a Labour-led government. It is vital that we provide the country with the leadership it needs to steer it to a brighter, more prosperous future."
As an aide ushers him into a waiting vehicle, more questions are thrown at him. Naturally, they are ignored.