[Forum Game] Liverpool Undead

[Captain Ozwin]

Liverpool Undead


It's another beautiful morning here in Liverpool. The sun is coming up and although the world is a little chaotic at least we all can enjoy the peace of everyday life. The year is 2018 but this is only the calm before the storm.

Rules: Warning this game will be rated M for mature due to the following- violence, blood and gore, moderate language, drug and alcohol references. Inappropriate language is to be expected but not overdone, also your romantic lifestyle if at all any should be PG:13. Thank you.

The IRC channel is #LiverpoolUndead on coldfront: http://www.coldfront.net/tiramisu/

Character creation: Skills and traits will be assigned to each character, you can have up to three characters, If you chose to have a character in the military your limit to that is one but you may have two additional civilian characters. The apocalypse hasn't happen yet so the first turn will just be like a normal day, the collapse of society will start off like a snowball rolling down a hill until it turns into a full blown avalanche. Keep in mind your characters might not end up being friends ,they may join different groups of survivors and at some point have to fight to the death...

Example character sheet :

//Picture of your character here, is not required//

Name: Jimmy Bob Joe
Age :24
Job: Works at an ice cream shop
Bio: was born in America, moved to Liverpool, is an ice-cream man by day and sometimes at night he is still an ice-cream man just at night...etc
Skills: (will be assigned by GM)
Traits: (will be assigned by GM) ​

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Essential characters that you can apply for:
Members of the Royal family: (Reserved)
Russian Spetsnaz: (PM to register)
Liverpudlian mafia: (open)
BBC reporting on past and current events:

Russia:


Russia has continued to grow its stockpile of weapons to that greater than what they had during the cold war. Following the Annex of East Ukraine many believed tensions would settle down, unfortunately they have not. Within the last couple of months Belarus voted unanimously to be annexed as well and Russia is currently in the process of absorbing the country into itself. Despite sanctions that are still against it in full force by the U.S. and the EU the Ruble hasn't fell since 2015. Vladimir Putin continues trade with the China, many fear that Russia is ready to abuse its economical and military success.

The United Kingdom:


The UK voted to stay in the EU, however UKIP is demanding a second referendum because the vote was 48% to 52%. This is seen as unlikely since the Labour party is in power and has a coalition with the Scottish National Party, The Green Party and Sinn Fein. Jeremy Corbyn is Prime Minister.

The United States:


After a tough primary in 2016, Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton fought for the white house. The victor was Donald trump, although he has helped turn the US into an economic powerhouse he threatens China and Russia repeatedly with harsher sanctions, many feel he is suturing the pot too much. The U.S. has ground forces in what the media has dubbed "Iraq War 3" rather than it's name of "Operation Protecting Freedom".

The Middle East:


Saudi Arabia used ground forces to restore the Hadi government, however they are still fighting a war against the insurgency, simply due to the damaged caused by the air campaign. Syria collapsed and is now a failed state with many groups fighting each other. Assad abdicated and fled to Russia, while a military government controls what's left of the government while ISIS and the FSA continue fighting. ISIS does not control any land in Iraq, as the United States kicked them out. The U.S. has avoided invading Syria as to avoid an international incident. The U.S. intervened when it was clear that Baghdad was going to get assaulted. ISIS still carries out suicide bombings and terrorist attacks within Iraq, stronger than what Al-Qaeda ever did.


Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Liverpool Undead!​

 

[Captain Ozwin]

Skills: Cardio, Survival, Firearms, and Smarts


Cardio: affects your stamina, the higher your cardio is the more tasks you can take on in one day, every time this lvs up + 1


example: Jimmy’s cardio is lv 1 he has 4 stamina points Jimmy runs to the food store to get a can of beans -1 stamina. Jimmy finds ten zombies in the store, Jimmy successfully kills the zombies -1 stamina, Jimmy didn’t find any beans, Jimmy runs home -1 stamina, on the way Jimmy runs into a zombie horde. Jimmy fights the horde -1 stamina. Jimmy kills all but three zombies then gets mauled because he is too tired to fight back. Jimmy had one job folks, one job. However if your job seems dangerous don’t go alone and don’t go tired if your character is low on stamina maybe taking a nap will fix that problem.


taking a nap restores 2 stamina, sleeping will restore all your stamina unless your hungry, every day you don’t sleep -1 overall stamina,


a quick fix rather than taking a turn to sleep would be, eating restores half your stamina, drinking coffee restores 1 stamina, also everyday you don’t eat or drink -1 stamina.


Survival: affects your hitpoints, and melee weapon use


example: survival lv 1 = 100 hit points, contrary to popular belief you're not bulletproof bullet to the arm or leg -20 hit points, chest- 40, head -60 because people can survive this but let's not make it a common theme. You get in a fight and get cut -10 stabbed -20


with melee weapons you may have a natural preference, one handed bunt weapon, two handed blunt weapon ,one handed blade weapon and two handed blade weapon ( why does this matter you ask?) Say your preference is a one handed blade weapon say your survival is lv 1 all weapons you use you can kill up to 5 zombies - 1 stamina but one handed blades for you can kill 10 zombies -1 stamina, as you lv up +2 zombies to kill will all weapons, your preference weapon get +3 kills however will always be ahead of the other weapons, your non preference weapon will only go up by +1 with each lv.

Example: Jimmy's survival is lv 5 his preference weapon is a one handed blunt weapon he can kill up to 22 zombies at the cost of 1 stamina. regular weapons he can kill 13 zombies at the cost of 1 stamina and with his non preference weapon he can kill 9 zombies at the cost of 1 stamina


Firearms: shooting and upkeep


example: firearms lv 1 Jimmy shoots at a zombie with a rifle misses, shoots again, misses, finally 3rd time's the charm. Jimmy so proud and confident turns around thinking his weapon is strapped around his shoulder but isn’t, falls down and cracks the barrel, Jimmy Ignored this until one day on his 5th shot the gun breaks.


at Lv 1 your accuracy is at 50% and increases by %5 each lv your upkeep is neglectful at lv 1, lv 2 you actually check to see if it's loaded lv 3 you check to see if it's loaded without looking down the barrel, level 4 duct tape fixes everything (going to skip to lv 10) lv 10 you're obsessed with cleaning your gun everyday and you can take it apart and put it back together within a few minutes you over achiever (lol jk XD I want lv 10’s on my team)


Smarts: handles scavenging and xp gained on tasks


example: lv 3 Jimmy is smarter than the average bear, jimmy isn't going to try to make a lot of noise while looking for items, however jimmy steps on glass, drops a few soda cans and sets of an alarm, Jimmy we appreciate your effort.

 

[Captain Ozwin]

Resource Map​

Red: Food
White: Medicine
Dark Blue: Firearms
Light Blue: Weapons

Keep in mind this is not the only resources on the map, the colored spaces are the guaranteed places where you will find theses resources, the colored spaces are restaurants, bars, hospitals, fire stations, police stations, museums, and other locations, the green is the default color and the resources there will be random but a strong chance you might not find anything useful.​

 

[Captain Ozwin]

Infection map

This map is open to the public and will be updated
Green: no signs of infection
Yellow: small number of infected individuals
Orange: A group of infected advance with caution
RED: Large number of infected individuals
DARK RED: AVOID THIS AREA

please report any signs of infected individuals, your co-operation is greatly appreciated ​

 

[Captain Ozwin]

(Reserved)

 

[EnvyDemon]

This is BBC World News, I'm Nicholas Owen.The Headlines at 10: UKIP holds a protest at parliament, many worry that things will get violent.

Vladimir Putin continues with the annexation of Belarus despite international condemnation. The European Union is threatening new sanctions.

And 5 Suicide bombings shook Baghdad, ISIS claims responsibility.

Good Morning and Welcome to BBC World News on this Monday, May 14th, 2018. We start at the top of the hour with a Protest in London. Many United Kingdom Independence Party protesters protested in front of Parliament today, continuing to demand another referendum. A UKIP counter protest was held several blocks away. Many worry about violence in the heart of London. Clive Myrie reports.

[Clive Myrie]

Outside of Parliament today, UKIP Protesters stood outside Parliament today, protesting the results of the referendum that was held two years ago. I had the opportunity to speak to some of the protesters.

[Alexander Banks - UKIP Supporter]
"The First Referendum was very close, we demand another vote to let the citizens of the United Kingdom have a chance to demand sovereignty for this country."

While this protest was underway, another protest, one that was anti UKIP, took place a few blocks away at the Kings Cross Metro Station, with many trying to get to work this morning.

We spoke to one of the counter-protesters

[Elizabeth Fields - Anti-UKIP Protester]
"UKIP is nothing more than a hate group, using their status as a political party to spread Xenophobia, hate, and lies."

But they're the minority power in Government, why do you feel you need to disrupt traffic?

"We need people to listen to us. We need people who vote UKIP to listen to us."

It seems that this isn't dying down anytime soon. New Scotland Yard is deployed at both protest sites attempting to keep the peace. Let's hope things don't get to violent. Clive Myrie, BBC News, London.

[Nicholas Owen]

Up next after the break; The Annexation of Belarus by the Russian Federation. International Reaction to the event.

Breaking News out of Liverpool, we have received word that American Pop Star, Jeremy Jenkins, member of the Boy Band, Single Way has been found unresponsive outside of hit hotel in Downtown Liverpool.

We go to our local reporter on the scene.

[On The Phone - Richard Hughs]

"There is quite a scene outside the hotel here, I'm trying to bring you pictures of the area outside the hotel right now. The Police are here, an Ambulance is here. We know so far that Jenkins was found unresponsive in his hotel room. He is not breathing..."

[Nicholas Owen]

Hold on one minute, we are receiving images from the scene.

It looks like the police have quarantined off the area.

[On The Phone - Richard Hughs]

"Yes, I'm standing across the street from the Hotel and a stretcher has just been loaded up on the Ambulance. It's leaving the area, and is going to head to the local hospital."

[Nicholas Owen]

For those of you just joining us, Pop Star, Jeremy Jenkins, member of Boy Band Single Way, has been found unresponsive inside of his hotel room. He and the rest of the band were on tour in Liverpool. We well keep you informed as this story develops...​

 

[Tristanxh]

Name: Bradley James Lewis
Age: 28
Job: Captain and Officer Commanding of the 156 Regiment 'Royal Logistics', 235th Squadron stationed in Liverpool.
Bio: Having been born in Liverpool but was raised abroad by his father who was an officer in the Royal Navy after his mother died due to an illness she caught shortly after giving birth, it seemed natural for him to join the military as well. He ended up serving in Afghanistan and was promoted from 2nd Lieutenant to Lieutenant before being shipped home with no discernible psychological distress. However, a lack of enthusiasm led to him dropping out of the Regular Army as soon as his contract was up, but, he did remain in the British Army as a Regular Reserve and was promoted to the Officer Commanding of the 235th Logistics Squadron and given the rank of Captain in 2017.

Name: Jack 'Jackey' Lenard
Age: 21
Job: Radio Station Host
Bio: Born in the New York Bronx, Jack Lenard became a rap-artist and made a chunk of change before travelling to England. Fresh-off the ship, he set up a radio station in Liverpool called 'Liverpool Undead' and mostly plays modern music although he has a tendency to change the genre he's playing often based off of his personal taste and mood swings. Although he never had much formal education, living in the Bronx forced him to learn fast and now he attempts to apply that to his work, looking into radios and electronics so that he can improve his station's quality and range.

Breaking News out of Liverpool, we have received word that American Pop Star, Jeremy Jenkins, member of the Boy Band, Single Way has been found unresponsive outside of hit hotel in Downtown Liverpool.

We go to our local reporter on the scene.

[On The Phone - Richard Hughs]

"There is quite a scene outside the hotel here, I'm trying to bring you pictures of the area outside the hotel right now. The Police are here, an Ambulance is here. We know so far that Jenkins was found unresponsive in his hotel room. He is not breathing..."

[Nicholas Owen]

Hold on one minute, we are receiving images from the scene.

It looks like the police have quarantined off the area.

[On The Phone - Richard Hughs]

"Yes, I'm standing across the street from the Hotel and a stretcher has just been loaded up on the Ambulance. It's leaving the area, and is going to head to the local hospital."

[Nicholas Owen]

For those of you just joining us, Pop Star, Jeremy Jenkins, member of Boy Band Single Way, has been found unresponsive inside of his hotel room. He and the rest of the band were on tour in Liverpool. We well keep you informed as this story develops...​

((And it begins...))

 

[Luftwafer]

James Playing rugby wearing his Canada Shirt.

Name: James Fitzgerald

Job: Student at Cambridge University, reading modern History

Age: 22

Bio: Born in a working class area of a Liverpool, James had to fight for everything. His father an alcoholic and his mother a chain smoker he was left to his own devices.

He coasted through primary school, and was accepted into the grammar school nearby, there he became a keen rugby player, being scouted by saints and being suggested as a future professional.

However James gave it up when he was accepted into Cambridge at the age of 19, after taking a gap year to travel the world.

Now at age 22, he has to return to Liverpool for family issues that must be resolved, putting his studies on hold.

 

[Mikkel Glahder]

Name: James Dee Kelley
Age: 46
Job: Astrophysicist
Bio: Ever since he was born, Jack have been interested in the Cosmos and got many a different instruments, delivered by his parents, to look at the sky at night. His parents died when he was 16 but he was sole heir to a massive fortune so he'd never had to work if he didn't want to. He studied physics in Oxford and took his degree there as well. After working 10 years abroad in Chile and the US he returned home and built an observatory in addition to his manor. He is obsessed with Dark energy and dark matter and think it has some kind of impact on the lives of mortal humans. But his observatory isn't just for science and rumors says that he leads his own cult where they pray to some kind of weird god.

 

[Audren]

Name: Ihsan Tehani
Age: 19
Job: Mechanic's Assistant, former fighter in the Free Syrian Army
Bio: Born in Damascus, Ihsan had dreams of traveling the world from a young age. Ihsan spent much of his early years fixing cars with his father; he and his father were some of the best mechanics in the neighbourhood. When the Syrian Civil War broke out, Ihsan's father took up arms with the Free Syrian Army; he was killed in 2015. Ihsan took up his father's arms, fighting (albeit very poorly) with the Free Syrian Army for a year until his family was able to escape into Turkey. From there, Ihsan and his family arrived in Liverpool. Ever since, Ihsan has been working on and off in various mechanic's shops, trying to forget the horrors of war.

Name: Bethany Grott
Age: 21
Job: Student at Cardiff University, studying English literature
Bio: Born and raised in Liverpool, Bethany always loved books. From the moment she first learned to read, Bethany was hooked; she gained her enjoyment of life not from sports or socialising, but from the stories hidden between the worn pages of a good book. Her love of books was matched only by her love of nature; she would often visit her grandparents' hillside home in Corwen, always exploring well off the beaten path. When she was old enough to go off to university, she moved south to Cardiff to study English literature. While she enjoyed her studies, she couldn't help but wish for an adventure like in her books.

Name: Gwyn Jones
Age: 63
Job: "Retired" chemistry professor, now owns ice cream shop
Bio: A native Welsh speaker from Swansea, for decades Gwyn made his name teaching advanced chemistry at the Prifysgol Caerdydd Cardiff University. Even then, Gwyn was known to be... odd; the university staff quickly became aware of his obsessive belief in the occult. Throughout his long career, Gwyn would split his classes between the advanced study of chemistry and his own bizarre beliefs in the supernatural. Eventually, Gwyn "retired" from the university; in actuality, he had been forced out. Fortunately, Gwyn's true passion was not in chemistry, but in ice cream making; he spent almost all of his savings towards an ice cream shop in Liverpool. Now he spends his days in the shop, serving his customers equal servings of ice cream and the occult.

 

[barkardes]

Adam Smith
Job:Military
Age:33
Bio:He was born in a town near Liverpool,on 28 July 1985.He joined the army.He was sent to Afghanistan.After years of fighting,the Government decided to withdraw most of the troops.He came back to home.He wanted appointment to Liverpool because his friends was there.He had a wound in his leg due to a shell.He met Rosa Morgan in a hospital and they fell in love.

Rosa Morgan
Job: Doctor
Age:31
Bio:She was born in London,on 17 October 1987.She became a doctor and found a job in Liverpool.During one of his operations,She met wounded Adam Smith.She succesfully treated the wound.When she was doing this,a relationship between them started.They fell in love.

Zac Smith
Job:Agricultural Engineer.
Age:26
He is brother of Adam Smith.He was born in Liverpool on 3 February 1992.He became an Agricultural Engineer.

 

[Tristanxh]

[JACKEY]

How are all of you doing today? It's Jackey, just coming at you live here from Liverpool Undead.​

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So what's new? Well apparently, nothing. No, for real, I got up this morning, turned on the news, and was dragged kickin' and screamin' back into the past.

Now, I'm sure by now that we all know by now that the Independence Party failed to pass the referendum for secession from the E.U. But, this morning, I wake up and find out that they're trying to push referendum... again. That's right ladies and gents, they're doing the exact same thing, all over again. Do you know what the definition of insanity is? Because it would seem to me that UKIP sure as hell doesn't.

Now, don't get me wrong here, I have nothing against pushing a referendum for secession from the E.U., I personally haven't ever been too fond of the E.U. myself. But when a referendum is rejected in a democratic vote, you don't simply hold another vote immediately afterwards if the results don't come back in your favor. What, are they just going to keep doing it over and over again until some jack-wagon from the Labor Party votes yes? That quite literally is insane.

But hey, we live in a world of youth ran by the senile, old, and decrepit minority, so I guess this just goes to show that we are young.

So, as many of you know, Iraq... Just... isn't a safe place. I mean, you have Iraq-Three goin' on over there. The U.S. intervened at the last second to push out the so-called "Islamic State," better known as ISIS and now, what do you know? Five more people died yesterday in terrorist attacks.

But hey, as Brian once said, 'look at the bright side of life.' I personally think that the U.S. intervening in Iraq again was a good thing. After all, the five to ten people dying daily in suicide bombings is far better than hundreds of people being put to the sword for absurd, quote on quote, crimes, including but not limited to, 'being an infidel, being a heretic, and worst of all.. sorcery.' Yes, that's right ladies and gents, only in Syria under the reign of the Islamic State do they still host, public witch-hunts, hangings and all.

Oh yea, and included in the package is the Islamic State's very own war on women. Whether it be the selling of female slaves or the fact that everyman has the express right to beat his wife, mind you, with a stick of any length, but a width that must be 'no wider than his thumb.' It's stuff like this that causes humanity to make me sick sometimes... And you know what? Sometimes, I can't believe that there's one good thing inside of me...

 

[AzagalTheGreat]

Name : Prince George, Duke of Cambridge (The lore makes no mention of either Elisabeth or Charles dying so remains the same as nowadays)
Date of Birth : 21 June 1982
Job : Air rescue Pilot
Biography : His Royal Highness the Duke of Cambridge was born in 1982 to his Royal Highness the Prince of Wales and Her Royal Higness the Duchess of Wales at St Mary's Hospital, etc, etc (Not writing a biography on someone that has a wikipedia page with a very detailed biography )
Skills : (will be assigned by GM)
Traits : (will be assigned by GM)

Spoiler: Big picture of the royal couple

Name : Princess Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Rothesay
Date of Birth : 9 January 1982
Job : None officially, defacto many
Biography : Then Catherine Elisabeth Middleton was born in 1982 at at Royal Berkshire Hospital to Michael and Carole Middleton, a former flight dispatcher and flight attendant respectively, etc etc (Same case as her husband) . She has two children, and had a miscarriage in 2017.
Skills : (will be assigned by GM)
Traits : (will be assigned by GM)

Spoiler: Gigantic Prince picture

Name : Prince George of Cambridge
Date of Birth : 22 July 2013
Job : None (Too young)
Biography : The eldest child of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, was born at Saint Mary's Hospital in 2013. His birth marked the existance of three living heirs to the British throne (himself, his father and his grandfather) and was celebrated across the Commonwealth. Currently, the young royal is in his first year of primary school and doing reportedly ''rather well''
Skills : (Sure, add some negative stuff in)
Traits : (More negative stuff for being a young kid here please)

Spoiler: Gigantic Charlotte picture

Name : Princess Charlotte of Cambridge
Date of Birth : 2 May 2015
Job : None (Too Young)
Biography : (Still a young kid that little is known about. Not as much public as her elder brother)
Skills : (Negative stuff here please)
Traits : (More negatives here please)

 

[EnvyDemon]

[Nicholas Owen]

Latest headlines from the BBC. We have some breaking news out of Liverpool. We go to Richard Hughs outside the Hospital in Liverpool for more information. Richard, what do you have to report?

[Richard Hughs]

We have some tragic news outside of the Royal Liverpool University Hospital here in Liverpool. Jeremy Jenkins has been pronounced dead on arrival. We are waiting for a statement to be made by the band's publicist. We also our Law Enforcement sources telling us from that syringes were found in Jenkins' hotel room, they believe it is heroin, however we are not sure. We also have a statement going out Single Way's Facebook page that reads:

"We are saddened by the loss of Jeremy Jenkins, who died today after a concert in Liverpool. The band is in mourning and is asking for you're thoughts and prayers this evening, not only for themselves but the Jenkins' family."

Single Way was on the 3rd stop of their British Tour, which we don't know if it is going to continue. We do know that this would've been Single Way's second performance tonight, after preforming London and Edinburgh earlier this month. Tomorrow they were scheduled to appear in Dublin, but that has since been canceled. There is no word whether shows in Paris and Amsterdam will go on, however, don't count on it.

[Nicholas Owen]

This comes as a shock to the music world today as many celebrities are posting to Twitter their grief, Bethany Pike tweeted the following....​

 

[Captain Ozwin]

((hey guys got a few questions on your first orders, well s*+t hasn't hit the fan yet so characters are mainly just worried about their normal lives, school , work , and the royal family is touring England, rumor has it the queen is in bad health, if you want to brush up on any of your skills now would be the perfect time, however don't immediately start stocking up on food you don't know there is a disaster on the horizon, yes stamina caps out orders , traveling somewhere would use 1 performing a task there would use 1 and going home would use 1 however if you wanna go party get drunk and go club hopping that would use up a couple a points easily XD just going to work and doing your job would use 2 and then heading home 1 more, you don't have to max out your points.... that's actually a bad idea you don't want to get stuck in a jam, or wake up God knows where after passing out , or getting killed , hope i clarified, pm me your orders ill let you know what would happen and you can tweak your decisions as events unfold, pm me if you have any other questions thank you))

 

[AzagalTheGreat]

in other news :

Prince George injures foot during royal tour, hurried to hospital

MANCESTER - It appears the royal tour of the country is not boding well. While posing for a rare photoshoot in front of the Bristol city hall, the royal couple and their children were swarmed by the paparazzi, which lead to Prince George stepping onto a rusty nail. The nail apparently punctured the foot of the young royal, and the photoshoot was cancelled immeadiately. Reports from the local hospital incidate Prince George will not be able to continue the tour at this very moment, since the damage done by the rusty nail needs time to recover.

In the future new safety precautions will be taken to prevent further such accidents, according to a message released by Buckingham palace.

((IC based on order results))​

 

[EnvyDemon]

[Nicholas Owen]

This just into the BBC, Prince George is in the hospital today after an accident during a photo shoot in Bristol. We go to Catherine Ingram.

[Catherine Ingram]

Today, during a photo shoot at the Bristol City Hall, Prince George stepped on a nail, and according to some reports, punctured his foot. While it doesn't seem to be too serious, the young royal has gotten a tetanus shot, and will hopefully be just fine, back to you Nicholas.

[Nicholas Owen]

Coming up after the break, a warehouse on the Liverpool Waterfront burnt down, authorities suspect arson.

[Nicholas Owen]

We are back on the BBC, we go to Richard Hughs reporting in Liverpool on the recent fire on the Waterfront there. Richard, what do you know?

[Richard Hughs]

Thanks Nicholas, behind me is a what used to be the warehouse. Our police contacts have told the BBC that 10-20 bodies were found riddled with bullet holes, and many witnesses heard what sounded like screaming, and multiple explosions. We talked to one such witness.

[Zion Goldman - Dock Worker]

I'm a forklift operator, and I was just about to lock up our warehouse, I heard gunfire and explosions, as well as screaming, I think it was both English and Russian.

[Richard Hughs]

Liverpool Police are investigating this as an Arson. Nicholas.

[Nicholas Owen]

Thank you for the report Richard. Up Next, President Trump experiences another obstacle to his planned border fence on the US - Mexican border.​

 

[sealy300]

((Love the premise, may I just say that. I am not sure if you are aware however that the bbc doesn't actually have ads: if you want a british station that does, Channel 4 or ITV most certainly do. ))

 

[EnvyDemon]

((Love the premise, may I just say that. I am not sure if you are aware however that the bbc doesn't actually have ads))

((Noted for future ICs))

 

[Luftwafer]

((the BBC only has adverts for other BBC things))