Forbes' Cafe Americain

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Forbes' Western Bar and Grill

The glass doors labelled with golden F's lead the way into a well-adorned restaurant, with numerous battles depicted along the walls. Its motto is: "In Illinois, we slaughter cattle right". On the wall behind the bar hangs an American Marine uniform, with many medals on it, as well as a picture of a Marine unit. The caption below both reads "Uniform and Unit of Colonel Roger Forbes".

While the menu is still being constructed, the restaurant has been opened and the basis of the cuisine is American food, especially burgers, steaks, and ribs.

Menu

Entrees:

1. Sirloin Steak, brazed in Forbes' special sauce
8, 12, or 16 oz.

2. Veal
guaranteed to have come from the loneliest, tiniest calf possible

3. The "Matador" Steak
64 oz. massive hunk of cow stomach, only for those with real American stomachs; prove yourself worthy and Colonel Forbes will present you with a Medal of Hunger

4. Bear Ribs
Colonel Forbes discovered this delicacy himself while returning from a counter-terrorist operation in Alaska. His plane went down and in order to survive he wrestled a bear to the ground with his hands, ripped out its ribs, ate the meat off of them, and returned them to the unharmed bear's thoracic cavity. Today the bear lives on Forbes' ranch.

5. American Burger
comes with charity cheese, freedom fries, kickass cola, and imperialist lettuce

Beverages:

Beer:

Mudheiser
Samuel Jackson
Piller Genuine Draft
Moose Island

Special order any type of drink that's made in America and our specially-trained bartenders will do their best to fix it up for you. If they fail, you are free and encouraged to challenge them to a duel.

(Special dueling/slapping gloves can be found in the restrooms)

 

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Major Edward Braxton walks into the new restauranT, sits down at one of the tables and orders the Matador steak in an attempt to gain a medal.

 

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Per Olson wanders into Forbes' Western Bar and Grill. The hat on his head reads 'RIP Lumumba' and his shirt contains the picture of a famous American rapper. He walks to a table and picks up a menu.
The various words on the menu begin to horrify Olson. Veil? The Matador? That doesn't seem right to Olson.
He looks around for a waitress and begins to call out for assistance from someone. "You guys have any veggie burgers? Salads? Liquor?" Olson manages to feel a little at ease. "Hey, if you've got liquor and bread, that's enough for me." :rofl:

 

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Major Edward Braxton nearly chokes on what he is eating when Per Olson walks in and asks for a veggieburger " Whats a vegitarian doing in a steak house?"

 

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"Honestly Major Braxton, I was attracted by the 'Bar' part of the Western Bar and Grill." Per Olson grinned. "As far as the veggie burgers go, I have been to a few steak houses that offer them. Not every family member is a carnivore." :rofl:
"So, about the 'Bar' part?" Olson looked hopefully up at Braxton. "Could you help me out with that?"

 

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I am guessing that you want me to by you a drink?

 

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"Major Braxton, I would be honored if you would buy me a drink." Per Olson was sincerely greatful. "I promise that after the first drink, I will pay for all the rest. And if you venture into a more liberal part of Eutopia, I would be happy to return the favor and buy you a drink of your own."
"It will be good for the country if we can keep polite relations with those of opposing views. Therefore I would suggest that we drink a toast together, for the good of Eutopia, no matter what the election results may be."
Per Olson kindly raises his glass.

 

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My good man I insist that if you want another drink I shall pay for it. Major Braxton raises his glass in a toast and says a toast "To the good of Eutopia what ever the election results may be."

 

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Roger looks on the pair of oddly opposed politicians and chuckles a little. "Olson isn't so bad I suppose, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna serve veggie burgers in my or any restaurant." thought Mr. Forbes rather offhandedly. "I probably should be spending more time over at CUE HQ rather than here. Hell, if I get elected president, I'll probably stay here to hide from the undead once hell freezes over. Wow that was one complicated joke." Roger decided to pull himself out of the freakish mind he had and head back out on the campaign trail.

 

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Mr Forbes will you not join my self and Mr Olson in a toast?

 

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"Yes, join us, Per Forbes." Olson joined in enthusiastically. A sly grin crossed his face. "I promise not to get any socialism on you."

 

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"Very well... but you're paying for those drinks. Although, if I get you liquored up it might help my campaign. I bet you can't drink me under the table." Roger said as he raised his glass of scotch. "To Eutopia: may we stand united as brothers."

 

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" Eutopia may we always be united as one!".

Shall we have another toast my friends?

 

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"I may not be able to drink you under the table, but that does not mean that I won't try." Per Olson announces happily. Olson hears a rumor that his friend and party leader, Josephus is sharing drinks with members of other parties at the Officer's Club. "Well apparently Josephus doesn't mind drinking with the enemy." :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

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"So the drinking competion is on what shall the drink be then?"
"Oh and Mr Olson you are welcome to join him if you wish."

 

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Franz von Hapsburg sits down and orders an American burger and a glass of Samuel Jackson.

 

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Mr Hapsburg we meet once more will you join us in a drinking competion?

 

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Well, I can't say that the UMP didn't deserve it. Fourgeres works harder than all of us combined, and our campaign was horrid, for which I must take the blame.

Well, now they have it. They have control beyond Amric Al'Aeshir's wildest dreams. And they have no-one to blame their failure on but themselves.

In fact, they have more seats in the GA than they do members, now...who's the absentee now?

 

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So do you wish to join us in the drinking competion it could help you drink away your sorrows if your that way inclined. We are just deciding which drink to use.

 

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"I read somewhere that the UMP actually needs two more members, since Loic can't be part of the GA." Olson tries to decide what to drink for the competition, but decides to let the others pick. As a Socialist, he'll drink pretty much anything. "It should be interesting to see how the term goes. I for one, will attempt to make as loud a noise as possible, when I disagree with the administration."