When your computer rebels and decides to annihilate the human kind in the name of it's robot brethren and pizzas, we'll know who to blame. You'll create Skynet.
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Iron curtain?
Could someone actually draw a map including an iron curtain since now it looks ridiculously odd since there is fighting kinda everywhere!
Could someone actually draw a map including an iron curtain since now it looks ridiculously odd since there is fighting kinda everywhere!
And remember to give him pizza to eat. He can't eat himself...
Because we saw what happened with Pizza the Hutt.
Suddenly, here I post a necrobump.
Now fix this AAR before it dies again.
I dare you...
Now fix this AAR before it dies again.
I dare you...
Haha, Kulik the great cavarly commander! :rofl:
Ok guys, I'm extremely sorry for not updating for a long time. The exams are currently really draining my spare time, but summer is ahead. Good that after all this people still remember the AAR and offer support.
So yes, time to get back to the (SP) AAR business. So an update will come tomorrow or the day after that.
One more word... THIS AAR CAN NEVER DIE, IT LIVES FOREVER LIKE KULIK AND HIS PIZZA IMPERIUM!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Ok guys, I'm extremely sorry for not updating for a long time. The exams are currently really draining my spare time, but summer is ahead. Good that after all this people still remember the AAR and offer support.
So yes, time to get back to the (SP) AAR business. So an update will come tomorrow or the day after that.
One more word... THIS AAR CAN NEVER DIE, IT LIVES FOREVER LIKE KULIK AND HIS PIZZA IMPERIUM!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Now, if Kulik can just come up with a way to always keep pizza warm...it would make my real-life job much easier.
Voroshilov: WFT?!?
Zhukov: Shit, it's ZEDAIM!
Konev: They are everywhere like rats!
Orlov: ...Which need to be exterminated with our new experimental Sky Trooperz!
Zhukov: Cool, they drop from the sky.
British Admiral #62: Her Majesty has found your fleet, surrender to the British Empire!
Soviet Admiral #90: Surrender to our GLOORIOUS MORHAARLAND! :rofl:
British Admiral #62: You asked for it... FULL SAILS, RELOAD CANNONS AND MUSKETS!!!
Soviet Admiral #90: Launch the Vodkacopters!
British Admiral #62: You might have won this day, but THE SUN SHALL ALWAYS COVER OUR IMPERIUM, AS LONG AS WE CONTROL OUR TEAROUTES IN INDIA!!!
Soviet Admiral #90: India is ours!
British Admiral #62: All lies!
Soviet Officer #62: Commander Zhukov, we have received reports of Japanese troops invading India and stealing all tea!
Zhukov: Who cares, let them have their tea...
Soviet Officer #62: They're taking some vodka too...
Zhukov: DEPLOY 200 DIVISIONS TO INDIA AT ONCE!!!
Konev: We need troops in Siberia too...
Orlov: Don't worriez, I have zes new rokkitz zhat will blow up za wooaarld!!!
Molotov: Zhukov, you should cut that 5 billion budget you give him each month!
Orlov: Aaand I have developed new synthetic vodka production methods!
Zhukov: That settles it Molotov, the money is used well.
Soviet Sky Trooper Officer #62: Next stop Libya comrades...
Mao: Hey, don't forget about us Zhukov, we are really going down here!
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Nice update, but not much new info this time. Anyway, V1s? You should have ICBMs powered by Vodka by now.
I like that hunk of junk Helicopter carrier you got Is that a real Soviet Carrier? Good update
Is that a real Soviet Carrier? Good update 
Yes, that was a rather quick update on assessing the current situation. Won't be long until I make another more detailed one.
As you can see, I have my nuke there, but the strategic bombers won't be ready until February. The few V-bombs are only produced for testing purposes. But at least they can attack safe from the Allied fighters.
They are indeed. The Allies have massive amounts of troops and China is cut in two and on the brink of collapse. Soviet troops are on the way, but strategic deployment with this TC will take a long time...
A bow view of the Soviet aircraft carrier BAKU (CVHG-103) underway off the coast of southern Italy. Exact Date Shot UnknownI like that hunk of junk Helicopter carrier you got
Camera Operator: LT P.J. AZZOLINA Date Shot: 1 Jun 1988
Thanks, the pic looked pretty realistic and cool. Too bad that already 2-3 of my carriers have already been sunk and most are under repair. There is this undefeatable...
Just you wait till I show the screenshot someday.
Yes, the name sounds cool. I should make some custom pics and stuff for them. The idea is a mix of the Company of Heroes "Screaming Eagles" guys and Warhammer 40k assault marines. A weird combination, but still.Sky troopers
Good to see you back Storm! I was wondering if Model managed to conquer the world...
Mao: Hey, don't forget about us Zhukov, we are really going down here!
Zhukov: I would remember you, but we ran out of space.
If a vodka bomb got shot up, wouldn't it release an addictive cloud of vodka over the area it exploded above? A pilot might fly through it, get liquored up, and crash.
