Well im like Kane. No matter which side wins, the ultimate winner on the end is allways me
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Well im like Kane. No matter which side wins, the ultimate winner on the end is allways me
ALL HAIL KANE! THE BROTHERHOOD LIVES ON!
ALL HAIL KANE! THE BROTHERHOOD LIVES ON!
Duh, terrorists. GDI brings order.
Stealth tank "Ezehiel's Wheel" status report: on-line.
Estimating distance to Beladriel... Estimated.
Deactivating stealth field.
Missiles locked... Fabricate diem, pvnk!
Activating distress beacon for Devil Tongue-class flame tanks. Requesting support.
Support arrival within 35 seconds...
PEACE THROUGH POWER!
Estimating distance to Beladriel... Estimated.
Deactivating stealth field.
Missiles locked... Fabricate diem, pvnk!
Activating distress beacon for Devil Tongue-class flame tanks. Requesting support.
Support arrival within 35 seconds...
PEACE THROUGH POWER!
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Kane says,
"PEACE THROUGH POWER! NOW I WANT A SPACE STATION CONTROL THINGY LIKE THAT GDI FELLA!"
Well im like Kane. No matter which side wins, the ultimate winner on the end is allways me
ALL HAIL KANE! THE BROTHERHOOD LIVES ON!
Damn, here we go C&C style again!
...Hmm, it might be cool to rename the Allies to GDI and do some GDI unit pics and stuff. But where would NOD be? Oh well, USSR vs GDI, who cares. :rofl: ...The US needs some cool unit pics anyway.
Damn, my modest Swedish skills failed me yet again!
Finland var under de Svenska Kung för two hundra år.
I bet every word and their order is messed there, but whatever, my Swedish studies are over anyway.
I hope Stalin will be back in his super kick-ass human form soon. In my opinion he was the funniest character in this AAR.
No wonder we don't see Stalin anymore; he's been killed by Kane and his lackeys!
Oh well, we don't need him.
I want to be minister of navy in Kingdom of Kulik. My character will be open seas doctrine.
My character will be open seas doctrine. 
Kulik's power made Yoda join his cabinet. The power of this evil Kingdom is growing. LordSlowpoke is yet to be edited...
Well, Yoda Pizza has no legs...so I assume he will just roll along the trail as Head of Government.
NO! He uses the force to levitate, generate equipment for armies and consumer goods from nowhere! He's the truly powerful Jedi master
Wait, the pizza government in Italy was actually Kane's? Wow!No wonder we don't see Stalin anymore; he's been killed by Kane and his lackeys!
Oh well, we don't need him.
...Well then the Yoda pizza can be Yoda, Stalin, Kain or just normal boring (tasty) pizza.Your character will be open seas doctrine?I want to be minister of navy in Kingdom of Kulik.
...You mean skill/pic/name? He will either leviate, or be transferred in his Royal Pizza Box around the world. That is the best form of transportation.NO! He uses the force to levitate, generate equipment for armies and consumer goods from nowhere! He's the truly powerful Jedi master
I've had a very busy week, the last stuff at school has kept me busy. Fortunately next week will be the exam week, so I should have more time then. But I might try to do an update in a day or two. The Kingdom of Kulik's minister modding might have to wait a bit, because I am still thinking about the role for the country. But I believe that Kulik's Kingdom will only become relevant after the defeat of the Allies, which is still far ahead. But the next update should have some pretty awesome stuff, so stay tuned.
Your character will be open seas doctrine?
I think he meant trait.
The Kingdom of Kulik's minister modding might have to wait a bit, because I am still thinking about the role for the country. But I believe that Kulik's Kingdom will only become relevant after the defeat of the Allies, which is still far ahead. But the next update should have some pretty awesome stuff, so stay tuned.
Something about this screams 'Yuri is master !'
Ah and Storm, you definitely need Kane as a characther. Back stabbing something as a trait of course.
KANE IS FUTURE ! ALL HAIL THE BROTHERHOOD !
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He will either leviate, or be transferred in his Royal Pizza Box around the world. That is the best form of transportation.
Make sure you poke some holes in the Royal Pizza Box. We can't have him passing out.
Zhukov: This is it, the Middle East is ours.
Molotov: Yes, the Saudis are at war with us, but they haven't joined the Allies. The war is over for these British and Free Persia troops.
The Italian army had totally collapsed due to the lack of pizza. 9 low strenght divisions were destroyed in just 3 hours. The Soviet naval bombers had done their job in clearing the sea for the attack. Soon elite paratroopers were dropped on Palermo.
Italian Socialist Republic was given the land and it ceased the Soviets a lot of the TC strain. The Vodkaman is now among the great leaders of the world.
Orlov: Our first carriers are ready comrade Zhukov!
Zhukov: Dammit, who was our Chief of Navy and where is he?
Voroshilov: Back in 1937 some guy was here, but I don't remember his name either...
Zhukov: Haha, show those inferior Belgians and Dominicans who is boss!
Voroshilov: Hmm, the stacking penalty is pretty tough. Maybe smaller fleets would be better...
Konev: WE ARE THE NEW NAVAL SUPERPOWER, OUR BRAVE MARINES HAVE DONE THEIR FIRST LANDING!
Meanwhile in Model's top-pop secret bunker...
Model: Zhis is not good. Zoviet carriers, landings...
Rommel: What zo we zo?
Model: I have ze perfect weapon for zhis... DAIM!!!
Assmann: Not fair, give us some too!
Patton: Yea, I get all 3, kk???
Model: NO ZU IDIOTZ!!!
Patton: I get 2?
Model: I am talking about ZE DAIM!!!
Assmann: ZEDAIM?
Patton: No chocolate DAIM?
Model: No, shut up. ZE DAIM, ACZIVATE!!!
--- ZE DAIM HAS BEEN ACZIVATED ---
Soviet Admiral #52: Contact! Send the planes!
Soviet Carrier #2 Kiyev: BOOOM!!!
Soviet Sailor #87: Comrade, they have stealth CAGs!
Soviet Admiral #52: We're screwed...
Soviet Admiral #52: SINK THE BASTARDS!!!
USA Admiral #838: Feyer! Jaja, we zpeak ze German nowz.
Naval Pilot #72: Don't worry Kowlaski, they are going down, DROP ALL BOMBS!!!
...
Zhukov: This is not good, over 50% of our fleet is under repair.
Orlov: We need better doctrines...
Soviet Officer #27: Comrade Zhukov, didn't you notice?!
Zhukov:
Model: ATTACKZ, ATTACK, LOOS, L00Z, SNCHELL DUMPCOFERZ!!!
Mannstein: It has begun.
Molotov: The 3rd US nuclear attack...
Zhukov: We need ours, fast!
Orlov: Our nuclear bombers will be ready in February. Then we shall have our revenge on...
Model: Excellent, it will zake years for ze Ruskies zo deploy here.
Rommel: There iz even little desert in ze Zhina for mein desert fox skieelzzz!
Model: Churchill, you suck!
Churchill: WE SHALL TEAR DOWN THE IRON CURTAIN!!!
...FROM STETTIN TO THE ADRIATIC AN IRON CURTAIN...Model: Jaja, we know.
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No pics for this minister either?
Gimme a country for Kane and the trait number.
And remember to give him pizza to eat. He can't eat himself...
What have you done? It was already WiF and god knows how many other random mods you made. It is now all of those things spliced with DAIM?
You sir, are truly insane. :wacko:
You sir, are truly insane. :wacko: