Kulik's HQ, Spring 1945
Kulik: RUNSFELD'S TROOPS ARE BROKEN, CRUSH THEM! THE RED ARMY IS UNSTOPPABLE!
Zhukov: What did you eat for breakfast?
Kulik: LOTS OF CAKE AND VODKA!
Konev: We can see that...
Zhukov: Time to liberate Praha, that's one city less for Patton.
Model: HAHAHA! I FOUND ZOME OIL FROM EIN OIL LAMP, NOW MEIN TANKS ARE UNDEFEAZABLE!
Molotov: They stopped us at Uzice too.
Kulik: OH NO, MORE LANDINGS!
Molotov: Roosevelt has died...
Zhukov: Truman is in charge now and he looks like a serious guy, because Roosevelt was always laughing in his pic.
Konev: I heard that Truman isn't afraid to use nukes...
Zhukov: We are trying to break the long stalemate in Norway.
Molotov: The enemy consists of a German elite panzergrenadier brigade, a motorized divisions and a traitorous Finnish division.
Kulik: AND WE STILL CAN'T BREAK THEIR BALKAN DEFENCE!
Zhukov: What is this, we got encircled?!
Konev: Don't worry, we will link up with them and encircle the Germans!
Zhukov: Another capital left undefended by the Germans, is this their strategy or something?
Molotov: The Americans are dangerously close to Berlin...
Molotov: Our troops from Moscow are back.
Zhukov: Give them some time to organize, but we need them and fast!
Kulik: NOW WE BREAK THEIR DEFENCE AND ENCIRCLE THEM AND VENICE WILL BE OURS! ...I LIKE ITALIAN FOOD!
Zhukov: Hills and rain... we'll see.
Konev: Those Germans really want us out of Poland.
Zhukov: But look at this!
Molotov: Könisberg, Suwalki and Bliesk are still muddy, but maybe we should launch a flanking attack.
Kulik: 'URRAA, NORWAY WILL BE OURS!
Zhukov: We can't let the Allies have Split too, mountaineers attack!
Mountaineers: Yes komrade Zhukov!
Zhukov: Wait, it is a plains province?!
Kulik: HAHAHA, THOSE GERMANS ARE DEFEATED!
Molotov: But their forts...
Kulik: I SAID THOSE GERMANS ARE DEFEATED!!!
Kulik: LOOK, THOSE GERMANS DO WHAT I SAY!
Zhukov: Or maybe our army did something too...
Molotov: It isn't muddy anymore, it's just raining.
Stalin: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU COULDN'T ACHIEVE MY REALISTIC OBJECTIVE LINE?!?
Kulik: YEAH, THOSE OBJECTIVES WERE REALLY EASY, EVEN ITALY WOULD BE FASTER THAN YOU!
Stalin: WHO DREW UP THAT YELLOW LINE?!
Molotov: Since our troops are heading to Rjeka first, that yellow line will hopefully be our border in the Balkans.
Zhukov: But the Germans managed to push the Allies back from Rostov.
Stalin: TAKE ALL THE LAND THAT IS LEFT! WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE, TRUMAN WILL LAUGH AT ME, MAYBE EVEN CHURCHILL TOO!
Kulik: AND PATTON WILL MAKE FUN OF ME AND MONTGOMERY WILL LAUGH AT YOU ZHUKOV!
Zhukov: No, Monty and I are great friends!
Kulik: YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ALL THE STUFF HE SAYS BEHIND YOU BACK HAHAHA...
Zhukov: You are crazy Kulik!
