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Jolly good! Patton is down (at least for some time) and Jerries managed to hold back the Allied thrust! :)

Onwards comrade, for the glory of the European Union of Socialist Republics! :D
 

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Well done! A fun read as always along with some nice accomplishments in game. Hehe, I must say I feel a bit sorry for poor Guderian though, man's got to have his oil!
 

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Jolly good! Patton is down (at least for some time) and Jerries managed to hold back the Allied thrust! :)
Yeah, the Allies in France are actually now behind their historical counterparts. :)

Onwards comrade, for the glory of the European Union of Socialist Republics! :D
European Union of Socialist Republics, now that's a good idea! Maybe after I have conquered whole Europe including UK, I could make a super EU. Just imagine all that IC, maybe it would go over 1k, so it would be more than the Americans have. But I would only have about 400. :(


Well done! A fun read as always along with some nice accomplishments in game. Hehe, I must say I feel a bit sorry for poor Guderian though, man's got to have his oil!
Thanks! :D ...Yeah, poor Guderian hasn't been the same after the Red Army captured the Ploesti oilfields. :(
 

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Kulik's HQ, Spring 1945


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Molotov: Sofia has been captured by...

Kulik: THE BRITISH, I'M SO FURIOUS!

Zhukov: No, we captured it!

Kulik: HAHA! IN YOUR FACE CHURCHILL!!!

Molotov: Yes, that picture of Churchill looks a little more scary now...


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Zhukov: Time for the Red Army to enter Yugoslavia!


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Paulus: Time for ze Germans zo re-enzer Hungary!

German Officer #53: Jaja, zhen we will annex it and ze Zoviets will get lots of angry partizans.

Paulus: Ja, like in Russia. All zhose angry partizans...


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Zhukov: Hungary is socialist now, get out of here!


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Kulik: Good, even Manstein can't stop us. The Germans will be defeated this year!

Manstein: I don't get it! Our tanks get deszroyed instantly. Back in -42 und -43 zhey could hold out for weeks. :(


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Soviet Officer #54: Time to liberate Belgrade komrades!


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Molotov: Komrade Stalin, the Polish are offering a deal!

Stalin: I don't trust them, let's see...

Stalin: WHAT IS THIS?! WE GIVE THEM 1000 SUPPLIES AND THEY GIVE US 500, THAT MEANS WE LOSE 500!!!

Kulik: 1000+500=300 errm... KOMRADE STALIN IS RIGHT, THOSE POLES THINK WE CAN'T COUNT!

Molotov: Wait, we give them 30 manpower, but our manpower is 0.

Stalin: HAHA, NOW WELL SHOW THOSE POLES, LET'S AGREE!

Kulik: DA, WE LOSE 500 SUPPLIES, BUT THEY GET NO MEN! HAHA!


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Zhukov: This is useful, the Germans have one strongpoint less.

Konev: But we have to advance from the south to link up with the city, it's winter everywhere in the north.


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Stalin: WHAT IS THIS, POLAND DECLARED INDEPENDENT AND OUR TROOPS GET DEPLOYED TO MOSKVA?!?

Kulik: THOSE POLISH TRICKED US, THEY KNEW THIS ALL ALONG!

Molotov: They just told me, that they think that they can defeat the disorganized German army without any divisions.

Zhukov: What?!


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Molotov: What, a new report?

Stalin: WHAT IS THIS, NOW THEY REALIZED THAT THEY CAN'T DEFEAT THE GERMANS WITH JUST PARTISAN ACTIVITY! ALSO THEY GIVE US SUPPLIES, OIL AND WE HAVE NO CHOICE, BUT TO ALLY WITH THEM?!?

Zhukov: We have to get new troops there, the troops heading to Moscow have to be redeployed.


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Molotov: The Allies have captured Paris and they are making good progress.

Stalin: GOOD PROGRESS, NO IT'S BAD PROGRESS!!! :mad:

Kulik: We will have our new techs ready to stop them, right?

Molotov: What do you mean?

Kulik: Super bears, tesla tanks, Karl Marx and Lenin zombies?

Stalin: No, not Lenin! May he rest in peace.

Molotov: Well, not excatly, but let's have a look...


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Stalin: Nice, we have everything, except paratroopers and marines.


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Zhukov: Lots of rockets and powerful tanks, nice and simple.


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Molotov: Our navy techs are the same as in -36.

Stalin: That's a lot of researching for the -45 carrier. Where is our navy minister anyway, I haven't seen him / them for over 10 years.


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Zhukov: At least our airforce is doing a little better, but we need that cool new turbojet stuff.


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Stalin: We have researched a lot, but...

Molotov: What?

Stalin: WHERE ARE OUR NUKES, PATTON HAS NUKES AND HE IS GOING TO KICK OUR ASS!

Molotov: Patton isn't the US President!

Stalin: I DON'T CARE, THEY JUST SIT IN THEIR WHITE HOUSE SOMEWHERE IN MEXICO AND DRINK THEIR CAPITALIST TEA!

Molotov: Ermm, right. Let's move on...


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Konev: Zhukov's done a great job with these doctrines!

Zhukov: Da, we wouldn't have pushed those Germans anywhere with our -41 organization of 30.


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Kulik: What, no super bears or zombies?!

Molotov: No, just computers and rocket interceptors.

Stalin: Research those interceptors, so we'll have something cool to show Patton!


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Stalin: Naval doctrines, what are they?!

Molotov: I'm not sure, they must be some sort of naval fighting tactics.

Kulik: Never heard of them.


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Zhukov: Our air doctrines are ok, tactical bombers and fighters.

Molotov: And also the naval bombers, althrough we don't have them.

Konev: They could be useful later...


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Molotov: And here are the divisions.

Stalin: Good, we have more divisions than the Americans and British combined.

Kulik: What, Sweden has the 7th largest army in the world, are they planning for a world conquest? :confused:

Zhukov: But luckily US has only 54 divisions, they aren't a big threat.

Molotov: Don't forget about their IC of 900, airforce and navy...

Stalin: HE SAID THEY AREN'T A BIG THREAT, DON'T LOWER THE RED ARMY MORALE, LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO!

Kulik: WHAT IS THE STATUS OF EUROPE MOLOTOV?!


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Stalin: LOOK, I DREW UP THIS RED LINE, IT IS A REALISTIC OBJECTIVE FOR OUR FORCES!

Zhukov: The Allies are only 1 prov...

Kulik: HE SAID IT IS A REALISTIC OBJECTIVE FOR OUR FORCES!

Molotov: My ears are ringing... :(
 
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Hehe, now those stuuupiiiidd poles are going to get themselves annexed again, for without red support, they are formally screwed. Don't worry, Churchill isn't scary, just malevolent.
 

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i also hate the warsaw uprizing event
its like some nationalist just made so much noise about it the pi had to add shitty event o please them
and i also hate the fact all my forces then get removed
thet just makes me so angry i just sit and wait as germans remove it back
although i am polish
 

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Yeah, HoI engine is not capable of simulation Warsaw Uprising in any way... But your theory about "nationalist plot" has one weak spot - no Polish nationalist would even think about bringing AK under Soviet command ;)

As for the AAR - I like the RA3 accents there :)
 

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If Poles got their event, I always wondered why there was none for YUG. Afte all, compared to most other partisan movements, YU partisans actualy had freed most oh non plains parts of country by '44. Soviet divisions went no further than Sava and Dunav, and helped liberate Belgrade.
Of course partisans forces still werent good for conventional offensives, as shown by when they reied to eject Germans from some of flatland in Srem.
 

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Indeed, Tito was pain in Axis' ass. :) Still, I'm for ejecting Warsaw Uprising from HoI completely (unless the engine gets modified), not injecting additional ill-planned events...

BTW, can somebody tell me who got the largest underground army in WW2? ;) The French, Polish and Yugoslavians all claim that title, AFAIK...
 

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Yeah, HoI engine is not capable of simulation Warsaw Uprising in any way... But your theory about "nationalist plot" has one weak spot - no Polish nationalist would even think about bringing AK under Soviet command ;)

well that was only because for the nationalists it sufficed it will be there such event and the fact the uprizing goes to soviets its because soviets first get the event and well engine wouldnt allow anything else i think

As for the AAR - I like the RA3 accents there :)

ra3? wtf?

Indeed, Tito was pain in Axis' ass. :) Still, I'm for ejecting Warsaw Uprising from HoI completely (unless the engine gets modified), not injecting additional ill-planned events...

BTW, can somebody tell me who got the largest underground army in WW2? ;) The French, Polish and Yugoslavians all claim that title, AFAIK...

poles in whole history of europe posses first and second place in the biggest and best organized underground ever
no.2 - 1861-64 "january uprising"
no.1 - 1944 "warsaw uprising"
both failed cause our "allies" always did sh*t to support us in any way
 

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Hehe, now those stuuupiiiidd poles are going to get themselves annexed again, for without red support, they are formally screwed.
I have some divisions that are filling the 3 southern provinces. I don't remember if any of those provinces is worth of any victory points, but isn't Cracow worth something? So hopefully I won't have an occupied partisan active Poland, because the division organization regain will be very low then.

Don't worry, Churchill isn't scary, just malevolent.
Yeah, Churchill doesn't trust the Soviets much. But come on, they just want to share vodka with everyone! :D


Stalin: LOOK, I DREW UP THIS RED LINE, IT IS A REALISTIC OBJECTIVE FOR OUR FORCES!

Zhukov: The Allies are only 1 prov...

Kulik: HE SAID IT IS A REALISTIC OBJECTIVE FOR OUR FORCES!

Molotov: My ears are ringing...
Hehe, priceless.
The shouting is too much for Molotov, since Kulik is in the HQ too. As for Stalin, he wants all the land he can get. :D

i also hate the warsaw uprizing event
its like some nationalist just made so much noise about it the pi had to add shitty event o please them
and i also hate the fact all my forces then get removed
thet just makes me so angry i just sit and wait as germans remove it back
although i am polish
Yeah, HoI engine is not capable of simulation Warsaw Uprising in any way... But your theory about "nationalist plot" has one weak spot - no Polish nationalist would even think about bringing AK under Soviet command ;)
Well, HoI is a bit crude for simulating a lot of stuff. But it would be nice if the Polish independence event would make Poland a Soviet ally right away. Then the troops wouldn't be deployed to Moscow, right?

As for the AAR - I like the RA3 accents there :)
Thanks! Personally I mostly like the first Red Alert, it was so legendary back then. :) ...RA2 is quite ok too, I haven't really tried RA3, I have just watched my friend play it.


If Poles got their event, I always wondered why there was none for YUG. Afte all, compared to most other partisan movements, YU partisans actualy had freed most oh non plains parts of country by '44. Soviet divisions went no further than Sava and Dunav, and helped liberate Belgrade.
Of course partisans forces still werent good for conventional offensives, as shown by when they reied to eject Germans from some of flatland in Srem.
Indeed, Tito was pain in Axis' ass. :) Still, I'm for ejecting Warsaw Uprising from HoI completely (unless the engine gets modified), not injecting additional ill-planned events...
Yeah, a Yugoslavian event would be really cool. They would need lots of forts and good mountain divisions to hold back the Germans though. Too bad that the British have occupied Southern Yugoslavia, so Yugoslavia will be divided. I'm really anxious to end the war, so I could make a big peace conference update. There will surely be lots of things, like North and South Bulgaria. Or maybe the Allies will give Southern Bulgaria to the Greeks. Then there's Yugoslavia and Albania. A socialist North Italy would be cool if the Soviets are fast enough. And then there's Germany, hopefully the Soviets will do a little better than historically there. And let's not forget about Norway, Portugal and Spain. On the other side of the world, there is the Japanese and American divided Philippines. I don't realize, why the Americans let the Japanese keep the Northern Philippines though. :D ...So the Philippines nes will be made independent again.

BTW, can somebody tell me who got the largest underground army in WW2? ;) The French, Polish and Yugoslavians all claim that title, AFAIK...
Probably yugoslavians.
I don't know much about this, but I'm with the Yugoslavians too. The Allies really helped the French resistance movement. The Soviets pushed the Germans out of Poland. But the Yugoslavians were mostly on their own...
 

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Or maybe the Allies will give Southern Bulgaria to the Greeks. Then there's Yugoslavia and Albania

i actually like greeks - they were the teachers to most civilizations starting with egypt through rome ending on russia

besides make them a civil war since there was in real a civil war after ww2 and i thing this much of new citizens of greece republic soon to be socialist would do muuuuuch to support it


back to the uprising - yugoslavians might have them have one milliom partisans but they had it divided in two and only partisans
when we poles had twice half million people working in underground government - millitary - education - science - judicature - manufactures
 

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Well, you can never expect too much organization from us Balkaners, especialy us Serbs. Our thinking doesn't quite go "Let's slowly bide our time", but more "I have a gun, now where is the closest occupator".
From time to time, there comes somebody smart and says "Let's be smart, and bide our time. Let's blow bridges and do small time stuff, and wait for the kill gathering strength, waiting for Allies", but he is summarily accused of being a dangerous collaborator, and summarily shot. After which we charge tanks armed only with pitchforks. No wonder we lost so many people during the war.

Then again, we sis have a "goverment" for the most of the war. Well those that followed centralised communist movement. You must remember, that toughout the war there was allways a FREE teritory. First for example created during 41, was nearly the size of Belgium, centered around Uzice (Serbia). Then of course is that they proclaimed a state in 43. Sadly "King's" forces more or less did what they wanted, dancing between Germans and Allies. With them therewas no centralized command, well except when there was blame to cast.
 
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well that was only because for the nationalists it sufficed it will be there such event and the fact the uprizing goes to soviets its because soviets first get the event and well engine wouldnt allow anything else i think
Yeah, HoI has it's limits...

ra3? wtf?
Red Alert 3, the famous RTS game series. It all started from the Command & Conquer game, one of the first real RTS games after Dune 2, at least that's what I think. Then they made lots of sequels including Red Alert, where Einstein travels back in time and prevents Hitler from rising to power. But then the Soviets become really powerful and they attack Europe. RA 2 and 3 continue that story and in RA3 there is the super powerful Rising Sun Empire.


poles in whole history of europe posses first and second place in the biggest and best organized underground ever
no.2 - 1861-64 "january uprising"
no.1 - 1944 "warsaw uprising"
both failed cause our "allies" always did sh*t to support us in any way
I have played Victoria and the January uprising was after the Crimean War. But who were the Polands "allies" then? Didn't they just rebel agaist Austria-Hungary, Germany (It was unified then, right?) and Russia?


Or maybe the Allies will give Southern Bulgaria to the Greeks.
I doubt they would really do something like that, even though Southern Bulgaria is quite powerless. But maybe the Greece could occupy the area to fight agaist the Bulgarian communist rebels, who are seeking to reclaim the southern areas of Bulgaria. Or maybe there could be a Bulgarian civil war?

Then there's Yugoslavia and Albania
What do you mean? Should I make them a part of Greece or make them independent, like Albania and Macedonia?


i actually like greeks - they were the teachers to most civilizations starting with egypt through rome ending on russia
Yeah, the Western culture is very based on the Greek civilization. Things like philosophy, theater and democracy come from there.

besides make them a civil war since there was in real a civil war after ww2 and i thing this much of new citizens of greece republic soon to be socialist would do muuuuuch to support it
Hmm, this is a hard one. Historically the Allies didn't invade Greece, the Greeks just liberated the country themselves. But in this AAR the Allies invaded Greece and they will probably put a democratic government in charge. Greece might even get some new lands, so would the situation be the same?

back to the uprising - yugoslavians might have them have one milliom partisans but they had it divided in two and only partisans
when we poles had twice half million people working in underground government - millitary - education - science - judicature - manufactures
Also Yugoslavia and Poland were in a very different position strategically. Yugoslavia was somewhat remote and didn't require a large military presence. But Poland was right next to Germany, the Eastern Front reinforcements went through there and in -44 and -45 it was a battlefield.


Well, you can never expect too much organization from us Balkaners, especialy us Serbs. Our thinking doesn't quite go "Let's slowly bide our time", but more "I have a gun, now where is the closest occupator".
From time to time, there comes somebody smart and says "Let's be smart, and bide our time. Let's blow bridges and do small time stuff, and wait for the kill gathering strength, waiting for Allies", but he is summarily accused of being a dangerous collaborator, and summarily shot. After which we charge tanks armed only with pitchforks. No wonder we lost so many people during the war.

Then again, we sis have a "goverment" for the most of the war. Well those that followed centralised communist movement. You must remember, that toughout the war there was allways a FREE teritory. First for example created during 41, was nearly the size of Belgium, centered around Uzice (Serbia). Then of course is that they proclaimed a state in 43. Sadly "King's" forces more or less did what they wanted, dancing between Germans and Allies. With them therewas no centralized command, well except when there was blame to cast.
Also there is the fact, that Yugoslavia included many nationalities and religions. Catholic, orthodox and muslim. Then there were Slovenians, Bosnians, Serbs, Albanians, Croatians... sorry, I can't remember every nationality, but that had a big effect too. ;)
 

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Also there is the fact, that Yugoslavia included many nationalities and religions. Catholic, orthodox and muslim. Then there were Slovenians, Bosnians, Serbs, Albanians, Croatians... sorry, I can't remember every nationality, but that had a big effect too. ;)

yeah, that had an effect, too but the common thought was to kick the occupators out(more or less all the people had the same opinion(except the collaborationists & co.)). But the diversity of religion and nationalities affected a lot after the war(why do you think yugoslavia collapsed in the 90s?). It was very hard to keep all those people togheter-only a good leader could(guess who? ;) )
btw, you only forgot the macedonians
 

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What do you mean? Should I make them a part of Greece or make them independent, like Albania and Macedonia?
I guess, Allies would at least make an attempt to reinstitute the Kingdom, after all, Kingdom was their official ally, and was banished after war only trough elections/referendum (however they were possibly unfair). It all depends how far into norway/Germany do you get. They might want to trade away some tritory in order to esdablish strong Serba, Greece and possibly Bulgaria on Balkans, as a sort of flank to Soviets. Or might trade full Bulgaria and YUG for Norway (I don't think, the British would want Soviet subs to have pens in Norwegian fjords, and Soviet TUpolievs to be in range of the Isles). In the end they might establish a Kingdom under Karadjordjevics composing of Macedonia, Kosovo, and Montenegro.
As for Albania and nowday problems, well (this might probably be biased), it wasn't such a problem then, most of the problems rose after the war, after communists forbid non Albanian people from returning (Kosovo was soppoused to be first step in the way of incorporating Albania into YUG, failed probably because of the Tito/Stalin split), and further encreased due to Albanian large birth rate. So in that time, I doubit Soviets or Allies would have wanted an powerfull Albania, and wouldn't much mind if it helped make an uber Serbia, YUG or Greece.

And Macedonia is a problem in itself. Greeks want it because of the name, while both YUG and Bulgars want it too, both claiming that Macedonians are either Serbs or Bulgars with a small speech impediment. And again as in case of ALbania, I don't know what would they hope to gain with a small satelite state, when they can incorporate it onto something far more usable.


I overdid it didn't I?

So I will say this in the matter of this AAR.

Tito:IT ALL BELONGS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stalin: You meant me?
Tito: Oh yes, oh great one
/to Chuchill: how would you like to help me in exchange for this nice bottle of rakija *waves the bottle*
Chuchil: *crosses the eyes* YEEESSSSS. GIMME GIMME.
Tito: No you first agree. You help me against Stalin..
Churchill: Yess Now Gimmee
Tito: And then you give me Trst and Albania
Churchil: I dunno...
Tito: *opens the bottle wawes it below Churchils nose* smell the goodies you want them yes.
Churchill: Yes.
Tito: I havent heard you. Lauder!
Churchill: YES!!!
Tito: Still can't hear you, be a nice chap, and sign your name here signifying you want the bottle, otherwise I might take it away
Churchill: NOOOOO. Here. Now. Gimmeeeee.
Tito: Here you go. Now enjoy it while it lasts (While London lasts) while I go back to administer my empire, and make dirty gestures at Stalin and you.
 

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yeah, that had an effect, too but the common thought was to kick the occupators out(more or less all the people had the same opinion(except the collaborationists & co.)).
Yeah, that's true, nearly everyone wanted those extremist occupators out of the country. :D

But the diversity of religion and nationalities affected a lot after the war(why do you think yugoslavia collapsed in the 90s?).
It was very hard to keep all those people togheter-only a good leader could(guess who? ;) )
Yugoslavia was really unstable since it's creating, like there were many assasinations and such? Throwing the Germans out of Yugoslavia might have somewhat unified the people because they worked for the same goal. I'm really impressed how Tito was able to keep the country unified and stable with all it's religions and nationalities. The people didn't exactly have their own national culture and government, they had to share it with others, mostly with the Serbs, who were dominant in the government? Tito's death left a big power vacuum that nobody was really able to fill and the country went into civil war. There the people let out the about 60 years of suffocated nationalism?

btw, you only forgot the macedonians
Wow, there aren't any more of them? Are the people in Kosovo Albanians or something? :)


I guess, Allies would at least make an attempt to reinstitute the Kingdom, after all, Kingdom was their official ally, and was banished after war only trough elections/referendum (however they were possibly unfair).
Maybe if they occupied whole Yugoslavia. But it seems that they will only get a minor southern part of it, so I don't think that it would even make a South Yugoslavia. Could there even be a South Yugoslavia? Maybe there should just be Albania and then Macedonia or Macedonia could be a part of Greece.

It all depends how far into norway/Germany do you get. They might want to trade away some tritory in order to esdablish strong Serba, Greece and possibly Bulgaria on Balkans, as a sort of flank to Soviets. Or might trade full Bulgaria and YUG for Norway (I don't think, the British would want Soviet subs to have pens in Norwegian fjords, and Soviet TUpolievs to be in range of the Isles).
You know that IRL the Allies would never trade territories with the Soviets. :D ...And in HoI I can't trade with them, because I'm not allied with them. Maybe there might be some province changes to make normal looking borders, but realistically thinking there wouldn't be much province trading.

In the end they might establish a Kingdom under Karadjordjevics composing of Macedonia, Kosovo, and Montenegro.
So what would it be called? Kingdom of Karadjordjevics, that sounds really medieval. :D Would it be realistic to give them Albania?

As for Albania and nowday problems, well (this might probably be biased), it wasn't such a problem then, most of the problems rose after the war, after communists forbid non Albanian people from returning (Kosovo was soppoused to be first step in the way of incorporating Albania into YUG, failed probably because of the Tito/Stalin split), and further encreased due to Albanian large birth rate. So in that time, I doubit Soviets or Allies would have wanted an powerfull Albania, and wouldn't much mind if it helped make an uber Serbia, YUG or Greece.
Since the Yugoslavians didn't liberate the country themselves (well, they didn't have an event) the Soviets will rule that country like the other Eastern European countries. So an uber Yugoslavia with Albania would be cool if the Soviets manage to conquer the Southern Balkans at some point.

And Macedonia is a problem in itself. Greeks want it because of the name, while both YUG and Bulgars want it too, both claiming that Macedonians are either Serbs or Bulgars with a small speech impediment.
Since the British occupy the area, it will have to be Macedonia or Greece, but I prefer Greece, since Macedonia would be really powerless. But if the Soviets take control of the area I would give it to Yugoslavia. Because if I give Yugoslavia Edessa and Ioannia + Albania, then Yugoslavia's borders would look really cool. The Bulgarians might get Salonika and Kavala, so Greece would be a smaller country.

And again as in case of ALbania, I don't know what would they hope to gain with a small satelite state, when they can incorporate it onto something far more usable.
Albania has many options. I think that the Allies would still respect Albania's independence. But it could be incorporated onto Greece or some South Yugoslavian coutry. I have a lot of possibilities with these new countries and borders, so maybe I should randomize it. The possibilities of -36 borders should be higher, because I don't think that the Allies would have any reasons to create any new border changes in the Balkans and everywhere else. Expect to punish Germany, if they are really mad. Like after WWI in Versailles they did that, the French wanted to humiliate Germany. Some American guy thought that they shouldn't change borders, because it would just lead to future wars. But then he died or something, then French and British did thing their way.

I overdid it didn't I?
Maybe most people would think that, but even though I like to keep my AAR(s) simple, doesn't mean that I'm not interested in these little details. So actually I find this stuff interesting and I enjoy talking about it, since most people don't know or care about that stuff in this small freezing country. :p

So I will say this in the matter of this AAR.

Tito:IT ALL BELONGS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stalin: You meant me?
Tito: Oh yes, oh great one
/to Chuchill: how would you like to help me in exchange for this nice bottle of rakija *waves the bottle*
Chuchil: *crosses the eyes* YEEESSSSS. GIMME GIMME.
Tito: No you first agree. You help me against Stalin..
Churchill: Yess Now Gimmee
Tito: And then you give me Trst and Albania
Churchil: I dunno...
Tito: *opens the bottle wawes it below Churchils nose* smell the goodies you want them yes.
Churchill: Yes.
Tito: I havent heard you. Lauder!
Churchill: YES!!!
Tito: Still can't hear you, be a nice chap, and sign your name here signifying you want the bottle, otherwise I might take it away
Churchill: NOOOOO. Here. Now. Gimmeeeee.
Tito: Here you go. Now enjoy it while it lasts (While London lasts) while I go back to administer my empire, and make dirty gestures at Stalin and you.
So they drink rajika in Yugoslavia? Maybe Tito should try cigarettes and gin on Churchill, because he really likes them. I'm not sure about Gin though, but he had a cigarette in his mouth almost every time. :D
 
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I have played Victoria and the January uprising was after the Crimean War. But who were the Polands "allies" then? Didn't they just rebel agaist Austria-Hungary, Germany (It was unified then, right?) and Russia?

No, it was not unified then yet ;) The Uprising took place in years 1863-1864 and was aimed mainly against Russia. Indeed, as a non-existing country, Poland was not a part of any military alliance. Still, leaders of the uprising hoped that France, Italy, Great Britain and other liberal countries would help us against what has remained of the Holy Alliance. Plus, many Poles believed that Napoleon III, as Bonaparte's nephew, should be our natural ally... Wishful thinking.