Stalin's top secret planning room, September 1943...
Stalin: We haven't made much progress in the north after Kulik and Bjudenni's failed offensive.
Molotov: The marshes and...
Stalin: I will listen to no excuses! Why can't they be like Zhukov and Konev.
Molotov: The...
Stalin: The only person on the Northern front, who can do something is that caveman Chuikov!
Chuikov: Komrades, we have metal monsters and metal flying machines, we can't fail!
Soviet Soldier #52: 'Urraa, let's do this komrades!
German General #53: Our divisionz are zaking heavy losses. We need fighters zo ztop ze bombers!
Von Runsfeld: Ja, we need fighters! Where ist zhat fat Göring, when zu need him!
Manstein: Time zo push zhose Sovietz back to the other side of ze river!
Konev: And this is how we win... Launch a flanking attack!
Manstein: Nein, mein tanks can't be at two places at once!
Hungarian General #74: Yesterday at the officer bar Manstein thought he was so big, when he told me that he was going to push back the Soviets.
Hungarian Soldier #85: Those Germans think they're the only ones fighting here.
Hungarian General #74: Let's show them, what Hungarians are made of!
The offensive was soon halted.
Chuikov: Those Germans are too powerful winter defenders now... we have to stop the attack.
Soviet Soldiers:
Konev: Manstein's troops captured Kherson, but they're going down!
Manstein: How iz it possible, zhat zheir tanks attack with 218%?!
Zhukov: Because of ME!
Manstein: NEIN! Zhey have made Zhukov a minister, we will surely lose ze whole krieg now!
Zhukov: But Voroshilov still gives me some good advice. So he still gets some vodka as payment.
Manstein: Zhis izn't over! Von Book, whoever you are, revenge my loss!
Von Book: Vörwards! Destroy zhem!
30 additional Soviet divisions managed to stop the attack.
Molotov's Mansion...
Molotov: Ok, time for some foreing diplomacy.
Everyone: Booring!

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Molotov: Right... the Allies are starting something big.
Stalin: They say, they'll start a second front, but there already is one.
Zhukov: We better make it to Berlin before them.
Molotov: Look at this.
Stalin: Most South Americans hate Hitler.
Molotov: Columbia is about to join too.
Back at the Southern Front...
Zhukov: Molotov's meeting was so boring. I want to capture another province!
Konev: We don't do many winter offensives anymore because it takes so much manpower. The only place where we can attack is Crimea.
Molotov: That's true, we just disbanded the Moskva garrisons too. The only ones left are at Leningrad.
Zhukov: You Germans are going down!
Von Kleist: Nein, zhey have newer tanks than us? How could zhat be?
The newer Soviet tanks win the day...
Konev: Good, Von Leeb is next.
Von Leeb: I don't want to fight, we surrender!
'Urraa, it was estimated that the Soviets captured over 10 divisions, most of them panzer divisions!