Suggest you check his profile to see when he was last online, smart***es. 1 Day ago, according to the profile.
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take that, viking! :rofl:anonymous4401 said:You all right, KTG? Pre-teen troubles put you in a foul mood?
Will not comment on that....will not comment on that....
*Snifs under elbows* Then again, maybe i will..
*Snifs under elbows* Then again, maybe i will..
anonymous4401 said:
Don't ask those sort of questions, there can be no answer that anybody could concievably want to know. Any attempt to explain will only make life quantifiably worse for all involved.
Can I have one of these hats?
kenneththegreat isn't Carthade. He's too young. :nods:
El Pip said:Don't ask those sort of questions, there can be no answer that anybody could concievably want to know. Any attempt to explain will only make life quantifiably worse for all involved.
kenneththegreat isn't Carthade. He's too young. :nods:
Oh dear, I think I know what's happening...
kenneththegreat is turning into Carthade as he gets older!
kenneththegreat is turning into Carthade as he gets older!
The 7th of November 1939
Deep inside the moodily lit heart of Nazi Germany a sealed casket has been delivered from the frozen wasteland of eastern Finland and has been recieved by a group of senior SS officers and doctors. The senior doctor breaks the hushed, almost reverential, silence.
"I like the new moody lighting, far better than the old darkness."
"Thank you Herr doctor." The senior SS man answered.
"But aren't elaborate candle chandeliers a bit inappropriate for an evil mad science bunker?"
"These chandeliers are freshly looted from the largest cathedral in Poland, you don't get much more sacrilegious than that!" The second SS man retorted.
"Ok so they are unholy I'll grant you, but they just don't create the right atmosphere. I mean we do work that offends all right thinking people, not just the religous, around here."
"Ahh, but look closer my dear doctor." The first SS man replied enigmatically
The doctor stared intently at the chandelier before gasping in horror
"Mein Gott! They're not real candles, they can't be they don't melt! They must be synthetic with no wax in them at all! Thats...."
"An abomination?" The second SS man suggested.
"A crime against the laws of man and god?" The senior officer asked
"Yes! They're all of that and more!!" The scientist screamed
"So totally appropriate for the work we do." The senior SS man concluded triumphantly.
The doctor calmed slightly before admiting
"Good point, well made."
"We thought so." The senior SS man said smugly before continuing. "Onto more important matters, can you rebuild him?"
"No."
"What do you mean no?"
"Let me put it this way." The doctor explained "The first time we rebuilt him he became the Six Million Turkish Lira Man, he's now worth about four."
"Million lira?"
"No four lira total. There's not enough left of him to rebuild."
Is this the end for Otto? Will this very short update keep anyone happy? What is the average wing speed velocity of a fully laden swallow? Will these questions never end? Find out next time!
Deep inside the moodily lit heart of Nazi Germany a sealed casket has been delivered from the frozen wasteland of eastern Finland and has been recieved by a group of senior SS officers and doctors. The senior doctor breaks the hushed, almost reverential, silence.
"I like the new moody lighting, far better than the old darkness."
"Thank you Herr doctor." The senior SS man answered.
"But aren't elaborate candle chandeliers a bit inappropriate for an evil mad science bunker?"
"These chandeliers are freshly looted from the largest cathedral in Poland, you don't get much more sacrilegious than that!" The second SS man retorted.
"Ok so they are unholy I'll grant you, but they just don't create the right atmosphere. I mean we do work that offends all right thinking people, not just the religous, around here."
"Ahh, but look closer my dear doctor." The first SS man replied enigmatically
The doctor stared intently at the chandelier before gasping in horror
"Mein Gott! They're not real candles, they can't be they don't melt! They must be synthetic with no wax in them at all! Thats...."
"An abomination?" The second SS man suggested.
"A crime against the laws of man and god?" The senior officer asked
"Yes! They're all of that and more!!" The scientist screamed
"So totally appropriate for the work we do." The senior SS man concluded triumphantly.
The doctor calmed slightly before admiting
"Good point, well made."
"We thought so." The senior SS man said smugly before continuing. "Onto more important matters, can you rebuild him?"
"No."
"What do you mean no?"
"Let me put it this way." The doctor explained "The first time we rebuilt him he became the Six Million Turkish Lira Man, he's now worth about four."
"Million lira?"
"No four lira total. There's not enough left of him to rebuild."
Is this the end for Otto? Will this very short update keep anyone happy? What is the average wing speed velocity of a fully laden swallow? Will these questions never end? Find out next time!
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woo an update! lol only 4 lira left! perhaps the only thing remaining are scraps of his brain..
lifeless said:
I thought his brain was located fully in the SporkP-40. Or whatever weapon Otto happens to be holding at the time. That's where his brain is.
lifeless said:
That's not a lot of brain
WOOT!! OTTO: the 4 turkish lira man. Watch as he....just sits there, in his own 1/100000000000000 of a brain self. Be amazed as he...Tries to think!! But he forgot how
! Who knows what will happen next?
It's alive!
And the update that resurrected the AAR was also about a resurrection!
And the update that resurrected the AAR was also about a resurrection!