During the development of a game, forums go through a really strange life cycle of events that continually repeat over and over again and is partly the reason I rarely visit them.
Specifically I'm going to run through what accounts for the 99% of posts you'll read here and on any other forum during the life cycle of game development.
Prior to the announcement of a new version of [insert game]:
When will it be announced
Wishlist: I wish this [FPS] could be more like [City Builder]....Reply: Your a ^&&%$#
Wishlist: I'd like to see [controversial feature] added....Reply: They'll NEVER do that because its just too controversial
bitch and moan about how bad the last version was
last version was so bad I'll never buy another game from [insert developer]
Why is it taking so long to announce it....I hate [insert developer] because they never communicate properly with fans and treat us like sh*t
Once [insert game] has been announced:
When will it be released
Why cant you give us a date
Why cant [insert developer] communicate with fans better so at least we know whats happening
I hope its not going to be like the last one
Why does [insert developer] always treat their fans like sh*t, [insert developer] is much better
I bet its going to be delayed because [developer] don't care about their fans and always delay
Once a firm date has been announced:
It's taking too long, I'm going to go and play [game] instead, screw [developer] they treat their fans like sh*t
When will it be released
1 day later: When will it be released
Announcement game is being delayed:
I hate [developer] they always do this and treat their fans like sh*t
I bet its because [platform A] is crap and cant handle it as well as [Platform B, C, etc] can
When will it be released
I bet it will be delayed again, [developer] always do that
Finally released for consoles:
I want my money back
I hate [developer] they treat their fans like crap and their games are crap anyway
I'll never buy a [developer] game again
Wow this game is amazing, I love it.....Reply: your just a [developer] fanboy so go f yourself
When will the PC version be announced
There will never be a PC version because its a dead platform and there is too much piracy, and my [console] is better anyway so you should buy one and love it too
Mr Gamer: Why cant they just announce a PC version, then I would stop complaining
[developer] always treat PC fans like sh*t
Mr Rumor: It's OK everybody I know someone who screws someone who has a best friend who knows someone who works at [developer] and although I can't tell you who what how when where there will be a PC version because my friend told me so and its going to be awesome, trust me
We discover it now includes [controversial feature] that some claimed would NEVER be done
PC version announced:
When will it be released
What will the specs be
Mr Gamer: Why cant they give us a date when it will be released, if they did that I'd stop complaining
[developer] really treat PC fans like sh*t
I hope it will be better than the last version
I hope it won't be a $%^&* console port like the last version
I bet it will be delayed
PC version delayed:
{developer] don't care about PC fans, why do we always have to wait
That's the last straw, I'll never buy a game from [developer] again
1 day before release:
It's taken too long and I cant wait any longer, I'm not buying [game] any more because [developer] clearly doesn't care about PC gamers
PC version released:
I want my money back
[game] [feature] is crap and [developer] obviously doesn't care about PC gamers and always make sh*tty ports
[game] is so broken it will never be fixed because its not just bugs but serious underlying issues that are too hard to fix and I know because although I've never produced a single game in my life I still know how its done, I didn't say I was an expert, I just know everything
Mr Gamer: I'll never buy a game from [developer] ever again......Reply: Suckers, I knew it was going to be crap so I didn't buy it, I'm playing [game] instead, maybe I'll get it when it hits the bargain bin
How did it end up with so many serious unfixable problems when they already delayed it
Mr Gamer: Fondly remembers how previous [game] was so much better than the new one despite the fact he/she made all the same complaints during that games development
A few years later:
Mr Gamer: repeats all of his previous statements in order and buys the next version despite his claims he would never buy a game from [developer] again
The above can be seen on any forum on the internet today, gamers are such a great logical group of people aren't they. Of course like all gamers on forums I know everything I've said is 100% right, because like all gamers on forums I'm always right and you are always wrong.