Savoy 1663-1670
January 1663: Savoy is as usual in a war against some NA tribe this time the Creek. However what is most unusual is that everything else is quite good we have a stability of +2, 2200 ducats in our treasury…and a quite large army and navy…
The first year was spend preparing our forces and we also needed to end our war with the Creek which was getting quite unpopular especially in our colonies…finally in December same year we were able to reach a settlement with the Creek whereby the surrendered unconditionally…this end was widely popular and removed all fears of war from the minds of my gentle subjects (+1 stability and end of war exhaustion which had reached +2/+4)
And NOW IT IS TIME FOR RETRIBUTION!!

….hmm taking a look at the intelligence coming our way from Provence, Piedmonte and Lombardy it seems that the Tunisian commander has either made a brilliant strategic withdrawal OR that he has made a horrific blunder and disbanded his men….the news from our spies are just almost unbelievable 7 months before there were almost 70k Tunisian troops in these provinces and now there are NONE! – let the war begin, let the Tunisians feel the wrath of Savoy let them kneel to our great king Boehm VII!!
On the 6th of December 1663 Savoy declares war on Tunisia and Venice!…Tunisia’s allies Aden, Algiers and Dulkadir immediately join the war against Savoy.
In July `64 I manage to buy off the last of Tunesia´s allies…offering 75d to Algiers for peace since I have no wish to make this a broader fight of Christianity against Islam, but rather a war of the civilised against the barbarous aggression and terror spread by Tunisia. – “Savoy has no quarrels with the people of Tunesia only with the dictator and self-proclaimed leader of the arab world ,,,the Mongrel of Tunis”
Finally in November `64 our war “On Terror” meets with its first great success when Tunis falls to our elite Acadia Regiment. Upon searching the premises of the houses of the Tunisian elite we come upon documents hinting at a world wide conspiracy to cast down the proud house of Savoy…we are shocked to learn that Tunisia has managed to erect a major secret base on the up until now only legendary continent of Au-sala-stralia-bin (Australia)…as a direct consequence of this we immediately start conscripting troops in Niassa and our red sea fleet is dispatched …
And then our monarch went insane!
March `66 the war is going well province after province is falling to the superior Savoyian forces…then suddenly Austria cowardly attack Savoy!! This cowardly strike against US the champions of the free world forces us to a temporary halt in our war against tunesian terror…and in July `66 Tunisia accept our demands after having declined them once caused great uneasiness (-1 stability for refusing a peace offer at 88% when I had 99%)…Tunisia accept to cede Provence, Piedmonte and Lombardiet to Savoy…additionally Egypt and Tripolitania gain their independence under the guarantee of Savoy (got them and immediately released them as vassals)
December `66 DAMN…seem people don’t like us much, now we are attacked by the Netherlands and allies! ….and then England attack us! (along with its allies) – so now we start the long road of buying off people…in February `67 125d to England and 150d to the Netherlands, …in June 73d to Venice and 53d to Byzantium…although I had just offered them 125d?? hmm In July after loosing a few major battles and having witnessed its allies desert its cause Austria offers Mantua and Tyrol to Savoy….we accept! J and now Savoy is once more at peace!
Time roll on and suddenly its January 1st 1670…and Savoy is now allied to Byzantium and Austria…(in a desperate bid to NOT get into war with Austria OR even worse having my ai ally itself with Egypt and Tripolitania)
Tune in next time for the continuing and exiting WAR ON “tunesian” TERROISM! – the sequel now with even more bang for the buck!
SAVOY…WE (no longer) COME (entirely) IN PEACE!
