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*LOTR music dınının dın dın dıııın dııın dın dırırın rın ..... on the background*
Elven council in Rome
[Frodo hears the ring whispering ominously while the Council argues]
Frodo: I will take it!
[they don't hear him; he raises his voice]
Frodo: I will take it god dammit !
[they fall silent, looking at him]
Frodo: I will take the Arty to Moscow !
Frodo: Though... I do not know the way.
Mussolini : We must destroy the evil Arty. For that to happen we need a group to guide the 'carrier' Frodo on his way.
Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my Mp 44
Legolas: and you have my Kar98
Gimli: and my Panzerfaust.
Boromir: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then The 3rd Reich will see it done.
Frodo: Cool mate a panzerfraust it will pwn.
Other hobbits: Hey Musso we will follow him too.
Gandalf : You guys im in too
Mussolini: Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring.
Gandalf : We will take my car.
Aragorn : Ok old guy just take the hobbies and we will come with Gimli's awsome '40 model Porsche
Frodos inner voice This is REALLY gonna suck
Konigsberg, GroBdeutchland Reich
Gandalf : Hey F, come here for a second
Frode : Yea ?
Gandalf :Show me the shell
Frodo takes out a 40 lbs arty shell out of his awsome backpack
Gandalf: Damn its heavy i think ive just sprained my back
Frodo : Stop whining dude im gonna carry it around for a lot.
Gandalf: Ok Ok Let me take a look at it
Hmm it has the ancient language of Italian on it it sais :
High Explosives Handle with care ... pretty usual stuff oh wait
Made in Moscow
Frodo suddenly passes out
3 hours later
He wakes up and sees Aragorn
Aragorn : Hey F good morning
Frodo : Thanks bra
Aragorn : How old were you again
Frodo :Erm ... 19
Aragorn : Awsome lets go out to a joyride with Gimlis car
Frodo: Are you sure ?
Aragorn : Positive
Slow Ride playing on the back
Frodo: Wow dude you are driving really fast slow down a bit
Aragorn who has serious dad issuses : Shut up you are not my dad
Frodo : Hmm OK
Aragorn : Hey i have an idea *pulls over* Why dont you drive ?
Frodo: Me well i ... cant drive
Aragorn :!?! i thought you were 19
Frodo: I said i cant drive i was trying to say that i cant drive in some states of US
Aragorn passes the keys to Frodo:Lets go ...
What will Frodo do now ?
How old is he actually ?
Which country will i attack on the next episode ?
I know this one was a bit lame but im dont have any ideas ATM so i need some time to think
Im starting a challenge too i will give you a movie quote after every post and you guys will try to know who said it in which movie / TV show
The person who scores 3 times will have a character in the AAR (Googling it is lame)
First one is
'Screw you guys im goin home'
Elven council in Rome
[Frodo hears the ring whispering ominously while the Council argues]
Frodo: I will take it!
[they don't hear him; he raises his voice]
Frodo: I will take it god dammit !
[they fall silent, looking at him]
Frodo: I will take the Arty to Moscow !
Frodo: Though... I do not know the way.
Mussolini : We must destroy the evil Arty. For that to happen we need a group to guide the 'carrier' Frodo on his way.
Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my Mp 44
Legolas: and you have my Kar98
Gimli: and my Panzerfaust.
Boromir: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then The 3rd Reich will see it done.
Frodo: Cool mate a panzerfraust it will pwn.
Other hobbits: Hey Musso we will follow him too.
Gandalf : You guys im in too
Mussolini: Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring.
Gandalf : We will take my car.
Aragorn : Ok old guy just take the hobbies and we will come with Gimli's awsome '40 model Porsche
Frodos inner voice This is REALLY gonna suck
Konigsberg, GroBdeutchland Reich
Gandalf : Hey F, come here for a second
Frode : Yea ?
Gandalf :Show me the shell
Frodo takes out a 40 lbs arty shell out of his awsome backpack
Gandalf: Damn its heavy i think ive just sprained my back
Frodo : Stop whining dude im gonna carry it around for a lot.
Gandalf: Ok Ok Let me take a look at it
Hmm it has the ancient language of Italian on it it sais :
High Explosives Handle with care ... pretty usual stuff oh wait
Made in Moscow
Frodo suddenly passes out
3 hours later
He wakes up and sees Aragorn
Aragorn : Hey F good morning
Frodo : Thanks bra
Aragorn : How old were you again
Frodo :Erm ... 19
Aragorn : Awsome lets go out to a joyride with Gimlis car
Frodo: Are you sure ?
Aragorn : Positive
Slow Ride playing on the back
Frodo: Wow dude you are driving really fast slow down a bit
Aragorn who has serious dad issuses : Shut up you are not my dad
Frodo : Hmm OK
Aragorn : Hey i have an idea *pulls over* Why dont you drive ?
Frodo: Me well i ... cant drive
Aragorn :!?! i thought you were 19
Frodo: I said i cant drive i was trying to say that i cant drive in some states of US
Aragorn passes the keys to Frodo:Lets go ...
What will Frodo do now ?
How old is he actually ?
Which country will i attack on the next episode ?
I know this one was a bit lame but im dont have any ideas ATM so i need some time to think
Im starting a challenge too i will give you a movie quote after every post and you guys will try to know who said it in which movie / TV show
The person who scores 3 times will have a character in the AAR (Googling it is lame)
First one is
'Screw you guys im goin home'
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BEST. MOFO. LINE. EVER D: Someone needs to draw this crap or better yet, implement it into a mod.
Sarganto : Damn i have to change the threads name now
Hatuke : Seriously im willing to help on the event descriptions
Hatuke : Seriously im willing to help on the event descriptions
Even though epic, I don't think we can get enough nerd to do something like this D: But I for one would prefer the original LOTR universe mod, using both the movies and books as source, since most then likely, not many people read it.
You could implement some own events, to add some flavour and transfer some of your story into the HoI Screens
That's definitely South Park, Cartman always says that ...But Wow, Gimli's panzerfaust, I'd like to have that! But shouldn't Gimli also have a super heavy Tiger tank? :rofl:
Ironically he has a über porsche
thats 1 points for you storm501 !
repeated line]
xxx: It's a gift... and a curse.
[repeated line]
xxx: Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not...
[repeated line]
xxx: You'll thank me later.
[repeated line]
xxx: Wipe!
[repeated lines]
xxx: I don't know how he did it. But he did it.
[repeated line]
xxx: I just solved the case.
[repeated line]
xxx: He's the guy.
[repeated line - spoken when he solves the case]
xxx: Here's what happened.
This is a TV show
thats 1 points for you storm501 !
repeated line]
xxx: It's a gift... and a curse.
[repeated line]
xxx: Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not...
[repeated line]
xxx: You'll thank me later.
[repeated line]
xxx: Wipe!
[repeated lines]
xxx: I don't know how he did it. But he did it.
[repeated line]
xxx: I just solved the case.
[repeated line]
xxx: He's the guy.
[repeated line - spoken when he solves the case]
xxx: Here's what happened.
This is a TV show
OH I missed the Quiz at the end
Would have known that...
The next one, I have to guess. Maybe Sherlock Holmes or Columbo?
Would have known that...
The next one, I have to guess. Maybe Sherlock Holmes or Columbo?
I would rather think it should be ultra heavy Maus tank
hebelecan: This thread certainly stirs interest! Don't you let it die till Frodo reaches the end and beyond!!
Yeah, after Frodo destroys the arty shell, he travels to the white shores of America.
Previously on the AAR
Mussolini : We must destroy the evil Arty. For that to happen we need a group to guide the 'carrier' Frodo on his way.
Mussolini: Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring.
Aragorn passes the keys to Frodo:Lets go ...
*Frodo wakes up in a bed with Aragorn both nakedo*
Frodo: HOLY SH*T WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED !! WHERE IS MY WALLET
Aragorn: Uh... We uhm... Well we were drinking and you said lets go to my place and suddenly ....
lets not talk about this ok ? and about your wallet your bold cousin took it.
Frodo : Man why me WHY. im just 15 man i shouldnt be doing this
Aragorn suffers a emotioinal breakdown because what he just done is pedofiling in 99 percent of the world. They quickly dress up and go to the emergency meeting
Aragorn: Erm Sorry we were late i slept late last night
Frodo : Yea i woked him up
von Blomberg : Allright ze gentleman. Our Kaizer just declared war on Poland AKA isengard
Gimli : Lets kick some Polish ass
2 hour later behind a halftrack
Boromir : Lock N Load gentleman
Driver : We will be there in 3 minutes
Legolas : May god protect our souls ...
Aragorn : Go go go
Boromir : Take Coveer
Gandalf on the Horn with the Command : Uh guys this is Fellowship 1 Hq we need some armor over here taking heavy fire over.
HQ : The person you have called cannot be reached at the moment please try again later.
Gimli : Hey old guy what did they say.
Gandalf : No cell reception
Gimli :Aaright they will see
*Gimli who took cover on the wall gets out and fires his Panzerfaust to a building*
Legolas : Holy crap little guy you got some skills after all
Gimli : You bet your ass i do
Gandalf : Innnccoomiiiiiing !!
*A polish mortar shell lands top on top of Boromir tearing him to 24 million small pieces*
Pippin : Oh my god. They killed Boromir ( a little south park reference here)
Merry : You bastards !
The battle
After the battle they sleep in their silent trenches.
Is it the silence before the storm ?
Who is the bold guy that took Frodos wallet ?
Is he actually his cousin ?
Does Frodo even have a cousin ?
Mussolini : We must destroy the evil Arty. For that to happen we need a group to guide the 'carrier' Frodo on his way.
Mussolini: Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring.
Aragorn passes the keys to Frodo:Lets go ...
*Frodo wakes up in a bed with Aragorn both naked
o*Frodo: HOLY SH*T WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED !! WHERE IS MY WALLET
Aragorn: Uh... We uhm... Well we were drinking and you said lets go to my place and suddenly ....
lets not talk about this ok ? and about your wallet your bold cousin took it.
Frodo : Man why me WHY. im just 15 man i shouldnt be doing this
Aragorn suffers a emotioinal breakdown because what he just done is pedofiling in 99 percent of the world. They quickly dress up and go to the emergency meeting
Aragorn: Erm Sorry we were late i slept late last night
Frodo : Yea i woked him up
von Blomberg : Allright ze gentleman. Our Kaizer just declared war on Poland AKA isengard
Gimli : Lets kick some Polish ass
2 hour later behind a halftrack
Boromir : Lock N Load gentleman
Driver : We will be there in 3 minutes
Legolas : May god protect our souls ...
Aragorn : Go go go
Boromir : Take Coveer
Gandalf on the Horn with the Command : Uh guys this is Fellowship 1 Hq we need some armor over here taking heavy fire over.
HQ : The person you have called cannot be reached at the moment please try again later.
Gimli : Hey old guy what did they say.
Gandalf : No cell reception
Gimli :Aaright they will see
*Gimli who took cover on the wall gets out and fires his Panzerfaust to a building*
Legolas : Holy crap little guy you got some skills after all
Gimli : You bet your ass i do
Gandalf : Innnccoomiiiiiing !!
*A polish mortar shell lands top on top of Boromir tearing him to 24 million small pieces*
Pippin : Oh my god. They killed Boromir ( a little south park reference here)
Merry : You bastards !
The battle
After the battle they sleep in their silent trenches.
Is it the silence before the storm ?
Who is the bold guy that took Frodos wallet ?
Is he actually his cousin ?
Does Frodo even have a cousin ?
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Hobbit molestation and Nazi-Gandalf in Polish Isengard. Now that's something you don't see everyday.
