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Kokand *happy campers* now has *party*of Bukharan *fingers* *bubbles* makes *frumple*
Very amusing AAR so far anonymous4401. Do I see you now have a border with the Great Green Bear? That can't be good.
stnylan: No, they're at war with Khiva and have occupied a border province. But due to the Anti-Russian Wall (TM), they cannot march into the province of Khiva. Since their warscore is too low to demand the border province. So they're just sitting there.
Arilou & Sindai: Indeed.
LordScod: Yeah, but they had to pay for the cleaning.
General Guisan: Your enthusiasm is appreciated, but it is Bukkhara, with two k's. Mispeling wurds wil simpli nawt bee tolurayted.
Arilou & Sindai: Indeed.
LordScod: Yeah, but they had to pay for the cleaning.
General Guisan: Your enthusiasm is appreciated, but it is Bukkhara, with two k's. Mispeling wurds wil simpli nawt bee tolurayted.
Did anybody try 1984 or 1982 yet?
Heretic
p.s.
good luck trying to get any income out of those barren, low population mountains, you will need it one day.. also nice work on actually mustering a decent fighting force. i had a look at Bukkhara, but just was intimidated by sheer poverty
Heretic
p.s.
good luck trying to get any income out of those barren, low population mountains, you will need it one day.. also nice work on actually mustering a decent fighting force. i had a look at Bukkhara, but just was intimidated by sheer poverty
Both wrong, but you're in the right decade.
It's in the 80's, disregard everything else I've said.
It's in the 80's, disregard everything else I've said.
Double Post, but I'll rectollify it by saying my birthday isn't:
1980
1981
1982
1983
1984
1986
And it's in the 80's, which means that you get a 40% chance of guessing right. Since you get two guesses, that means that you get a 1/2 chance of guessing right.
1980
1981
1982
1983
1984
1986
And it's in the 80's, which means that you get a 40% chance of guessing right. Since you get two guesses, that means that you get a 1/2 chance of guessing right.
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Let's face it, I was bored. Living in the same building for twenty years gets boring. So I decided to give the matter generator a whirl.
The matter generator does just that. It generates matter. Unfortunately, the codes required to generate any specific thing was so long and complicated that by the time anyone could fully understand it the universe would have ended seventeen times. So only pre-set codes could be used. That, of course, raised the question of how did people get the pre-set codes if obtaining them would take a time longer than the age of the universe? They said it was best not to think of such things.
Anyways, I looked through the People section. I could have famous political figures from history, but that had already been done countless times. The 2027 Swedish Female Bikini Skiing team? Tempting, but no. I'd get too distracted. I looked further, and finally found it.
That is how Stan Marsh became the Minister of Foreign Relations
Kyle Broflovski became the Minister of Finances
Eric Cartman became the Minister of Defense
And Kenny McCormick became the Minister of Security
The matter generator does just that. It generates matter. Unfortunately, the codes required to generate any specific thing was so long and complicated that by the time anyone could fully understand it the universe would have ended seventeen times. So only pre-set codes could be used. That, of course, raised the question of how did people get the pre-set codes if obtaining them would take a time longer than the age of the universe? They said it was best not to think of such things.
Anyways, I looked through the People section. I could have famous political figures from history, but that had already been done countless times. The 2027 Swedish Female Bikini Skiing team? Tempting, but no. I'd get too distracted. I looked further, and finally found it.
That is how Stan Marsh became the Minister of Foreign Relations
Sorry, JVega, they're both wrong. Now everyone is limited to one guess. I'm disappointed in you all. All this time, and still no one has got it.
Cartman: (Dazed) Whoa, where am I?
Kyle: How many times do we have to explain it to you, dumbass? All of us got sucked one hundred and fifty years into the past.
Cartman: Huh? What?
Kyle: We're one hundred and fifty years in the past. We're in 1845. God, Cartman.
Stan: Yeah, Cartman. This is like, the fifth time.
Cartman: (Dazed) Huh? What? Where am I?
Stan, Kyle, Kenny: (groan)
Kenny: (muffled)
Me: Well, Eric, you're the last one. Now, how would you like to run the country?
Cartman: Which country?
Me: Bukkhara
Cartman: Bukkhara? What kind of crap country name is that?
Me: An awesome name. Now, how would you like the position of Defense Minister?
Cartman: Wait, what's wrong with Kenny?
(Kenny looks at himself in surprise, as he begins phasing in and out. The phasing grows faster and faster until Kenny explodes violently.)
Cartman: Ewwww, Kenny guts! God, Kenny, explode somewhere else!
Stan: Oh my God! Kenny's molecules must have been incorrectly copied from the code, causing a probability loop that meant that Kenny only had a probability of existing at any given moment, which caused Kenny to not continuously exist, making him shift out of phase and explode!
Kyle: You bastard!
Stan: Wait, how the hell did I know that?
Kyle: Don't ask me, this is all the product of the author's deranged imagination.
Stan: Oh.
Cartman: Kewl.
Kyle: How many times do we have to explain it to you, dumbass? All of us got sucked one hundred and fifty years into the past.
Cartman: Huh? What?
Kyle: We're one hundred and fifty years in the past. We're in 1845. God, Cartman.
Stan: Yeah, Cartman. This is like, the fifth time.
Cartman: (Dazed) Huh? What? Where am I?
Stan, Kyle, Kenny: (groan)
Kenny: (muffled)
Me: Well, Eric, you're the last one. Now, how would you like to run the country?
Cartman: Which country?
Me: Bukkhara
Cartman: Bukkhara? What kind of crap country name is that?
Me: An awesome name. Now, how would you like the position of Defense Minister?
Cartman: Wait, what's wrong with Kenny?
(Kenny looks at himself in surprise, as he begins phasing in and out. The phasing grows faster and faster until Kenny explodes violently.)
Cartman: Ewwww, Kenny guts! God, Kenny, explode somewhere else!
Stan: Oh my God! Kenny's molecules must have been incorrectly copied from the code, causing a probability loop that meant that Kenny only had a probability of existing at any given moment, which caused Kenny to not continuously exist, making him shift out of phase and explode!
Kyle: You bastard!
Stan: Wait, how the hell did I know that?
Kyle: Don't ask me, this is all the product of the author's deranged imagination.
Stan: Oh.
Cartman: Kewl.
Wait, so its either 85 or 89 now, right?
I pick 85, because I was born in that year too, so it's obviously the best, as is evidenced by your AAR hilarity skills.
I pick 85, because I was born in that year too, so it's obviously the best, as is evidenced by your AAR hilarity skills.
Well, Sindai's wrong, and since the answer is now obvious, I'll say it.
I was born in a log cabin on January 31st, 1989, except for the log cabin part.
I win! I'm the winner!
I was born in a log cabin on January 31st, 1989, except for the log cabin part.
I win! I'm the winner!
Well, sorry, but my writing has just taken a turn for the immature. And there's no going back, 'mafraid.
Strange turn of events there to have the South Park fellas come in to help run things. I fear for Russia now that Cartman is Minister of Defense. I hope they don't plan on stealing his cheesy puffs. I think it's time to go after Afghanistan. I'm telling you, the manpower down there is unbelievable. A couple of factories and you'll be set for $ and men for the army.
Cheesy poofs, my friend. Cheesy poofs.
To pass the time between updates, I will tell you a tale from the old times.
You see, back in the old days, we didn't have all of these fancy metals and plastics and rubbers everything seems to be made of these days. No. Back in those days, everything was made out of wood. Everything. Our houses were made out of wood. Our tools our made out of wood. Even our wood was made out of wood!
Times were good for a while. Wood was a very versatile substance. But everything went awry when we discovered fire. It burned everything! And it spread really fast, too, because our air was made out of wood. We tried to put it out, but that didn't work because our water was made out of wood.
So in the end, everything had been burned to the ground and we had to rebuild civilization anew. This time, since fire was the great force that had destroyed everything in the past, we tried to make everything out of fire. It didn't last long, even though everybody insisted that it was working. I think that the last straw was when we tried to make clothing out of fire.
So we had to build civilization again, and it worked out this time, and the end result is what you have today. But I still miss the old days. Sure, when I was growing up, we had to build civilization from scratch twice, but times were simple, and we were happy.
To pass the time between updates, I will tell you a tale from the old times.
You see, back in the old days, we didn't have all of these fancy metals and plastics and rubbers everything seems to be made of these days. No. Back in those days, everything was made out of wood. Everything. Our houses were made out of wood. Our tools our made out of wood. Even our wood was made out of wood!
Times were good for a while. Wood was a very versatile substance. But everything went awry when we discovered fire. It burned everything! And it spread really fast, too, because our air was made out of wood. We tried to put it out, but that didn't work because our water was made out of wood.
So in the end, everything had been burned to the ground and we had to rebuild civilization anew. This time, since fire was the great force that had destroyed everything in the past, we tried to make everything out of fire. It didn't last long, even though everybody insisted that it was working. I think that the last straw was when we tried to make clothing out of fire.
So we had to build civilization again, and it worked out this time, and the end result is what you have today. But I still miss the old days. Sure, when I was growing up, we had to build civilization from scratch twice, but times were simple, and we were happy.
I sense that the use of the term 'crazed genius' is not far away;
Also, are you at all worried about being thoroughly stomped in years to come?
heretic
Also, are you at all worried about being thoroughly stomped in years to come?
heretic