Fanatical Befrienders

[Haldan]

 

[ahhheygao]

Where's my "Block" option?

You should also provide the context, that this is the new AI personality for the official Blorg mod--a new feature, as promised by Wiz in exchange for our support in the Kuma-kun poll on twitter.

 

[vulpesvulpes1]

All heil the blorg

 

[Haldan]

Where's my "Block" option?

Declare rivalry.

 

[Milten]

I do want to set your worlds on fire,
I just want to make a pizza from your heart.

In my heart I have but one desire,
And that one is to get rid of you,
No other will do.

 

[ahhheygao]

Declare rivalry.

No. Declaring rivalry would lead to further interaction--we want nothing more to do with the Blorgs! There's a big difference between "never calling back" and "sending a challenge letter."

 

[shimiku]

friendship by force
you will love our friendship if you want it or not
your party isnt exclusive with us around

 

[Haldan]

I do want to set your worlds on fire,
I just want to make a pizza from your heart.

In my heart I have but one desire,
And that one is to get rid of you,
No other will do.

I was warping along, devouring some biomass
When our hive mind spotted your galaxy
MU, GANI, HAK-HAK-HAK!
I got a look at you!

One look and I yelled MUGANI! Watch out for a tear in reality!
'Cus-the-wormhole-collapsed-and-the-planet-rebelled-I-went-in-for-a-warp
This is it, this is it, this is it I've been hit!

No. Declaring rivalry would lead to further interaction--we want nothing more to do with the Blorgs! There's a big difference between "never calling back" and "sending a challenge letter."

Insult then?

 

[Glopnir]

Insults are welcome to the Blorg. They give us the opportunity to respond! Yay!

 

[SirRoderick]

Hey guys, we didn't mention our Spacetwit address! Everyone follow @Blorgfriends ! Our friendgineers just worked out how to get it working on Earth so now ALL OF YOU ARE INVITED TO OUR PARTY! ISN'T THIS EXCITING?!

#spacefriends