Eutopians across the nation turn on their TV sets to see their former President, John O'Floinn sitting in a large, comfortable chair.
Good evening Eutopia! I suppose you're all wondering what else I could possibly have to say. Truth be told, I am too, so I managed to get myself some time on the air every night to talk to you about, well whatever I want really, it's my show, I get to decide. Anyway, let's watch some commercials. You never know when you'll see a commercial for that great product you've been looking for.
Commercials play about various appliances and beverages.
So...we're back to me. You know what, let's watch those commercial's again.
The same commercials play again
Back to me again. I'd like to give a message to anyone who wants to appear on my show. Just call or write (OOC: PM) me, because unless I get some guests on the show, it's just me talking, and that could get old pretty fast.
You know, I don't have much else to say today, so I'm going to go play golf. In fact, I'll tape the golf, and you'll all be able to watch it tomorrow night. Just imagine the famous Eutopian's you'll see alongside me on the course. Actually, you know golf's pretty dull to watch, so instead, I won't tape it, but there'll be a full show tomorrow! Goodnight Eutopia!