Busco said:
Red Pirate Captain: "Arrr, maties, I mean comrades! We'll hoist the red skull 'n bones, boys, and plunder the rich! Then we'll divide it, to each according to their needs, from each according to their abilities!"
Crew: "Arrrr!"
Captain: "Then I'll lock half the crew below decks until they starve."
Crew: "Arrrr! Wait, what was that?"
Captain: "Then the first mate will drive an icepick through my head and take over! Then the suviving crew members will plunder everyone and keep it for themselves!"
Crew: "Arrrr!!"
Captain: "Then we'll notice that between the killings and the plunderings, no one's steering the boat! Then we'll hit a reef and sink. Arrrr."
Parrot: "Squawk, comrades!"