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Announcing the RED STRIPE BEER "Fan of the Finals" contest!

Do you love the Eutopian Lacrosse Series? Are you a Lacrosse Fan-atic? Red Stripe Beer wants to find you! All attendees of the ELS Championship are eligible to enter and win!

Simply post here: who is your favorite team is and why!

First place wins $10,000 and an all-inclusive pass to every game next season!

Second place wins $5,000 and home tickets to your favorite team!

Third place wins a case of Red Stipe Beer!

You can't win if you don't enter! And you can't have enjoy the ELS Finals without Red Stripe Beer!
 

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The ELS warmly welcomes our sponsor's initiative and encourages all our loyal fans to participate. Who'd have thought an ELS-final could get even *more* exciting than it already is? :D

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Final, Round Three

New Lancaster Cascade/Capistrano Crows 17/18 (OT)

Capistrano Crows win the championship.
 

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It was a bittersweet day as the citizens of Chateauvallon honored their ELS Monarchs after an incredible season that ended far too soon.

It was widely expected that the Monarchs would make it to the ELS Championships, but their perpetual foil, the Capistrano Crows, ended their playoff hopes and captured the crown for themselves.

They day also heralded the retirement of Monarch Rob Shek, 33, who had left the American League for one more shot at a championship in Eutopia.

"There's no way we will recapture the magic of this past season," said a disspirited Shek, "And I believe it will be awhile before any team can repeat the success we had. We gave it our best chance, but in the end we couldn't get it done. I'm not going to hang on past my prime, I'm the oldest guy on the team. I'm even older than our Chaplain! Time to leave the game to young guys."

Shek, the starting Midfielder for the Monarchs had a distinguished career at America's Towson State. At 6'", 210lbs, he was a strong force in the middle and directed play in the Monarchs' attacking offense. He played eight years in the Major Indoor Lacrosse League and the National Lacrosse League (indoor) in the United States and played on the United States World Team in the 1994 and ‘98 World Games.

Team Captain and Coach Gary Gait praised Shek for his leadership role on the team, and the contributions he made on and off the field. "There's no one like Rob, and though we may start another great Midfielder, we'll never replace him."

There has been some speculation that other changes may be in store for the Chateauvallon franchise but management remained mum, preferring to keep attention focused on Shek. They presented him with the "Bon Ami" award for his role in the community as a volunteer and representative of the team.


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On a more positive note, Goalie Greg Cattrano was presented with the Red Stripe Trophy as ELS MVP after an outstanding season. He jokingly accepted award wearing Shek's "Bon Ami" medallion (seen above) and promised good things for the future.

Chateauvallon boasted the highest attendance over the inaugural ELS season, but whether the League will catch on with the general populace remains to be seen.

"We know our community invested a lot in our team," said Cattrano during his acceptance, "And we just wanted to give something back."
 
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Time is Running Out!

Time is running out for the RED STRIPE BEER "Fan of the Finals" contest!

With ELS Commissioner Melanchthon and Chateauvallon Monarchs Chaplain Jack Teano ineligible to participate, a blind monkey on crack could post post gibberish as his entry and still win the grand prize!

You are literate aren't you? Doesn't the thought of free cash appeal to you? Are you intimidated by the thought that a blind spider monkey might get out of rehab long enough to enter and beat you?

It's as easy as as applying pressure to the various tiles in the box sitting before the magical glowing screen you are looking at right now!

Three prizes, no entries. This is a contest even the Harton Lynx could win!

Enter today! Enter now!

Simply post here: who is your favorite team is and why! If that's too difficult, then why you like lacrosse. If you can't manage that, tell us why you want the money and what sports you DO like!

First place wins 10,000d and an all-inclusive pass to every game next season!

Second place wins 5,000d and home tickets to your favorite team!

Third place wins a case of Red Stipe Beer!

You can't win if you don't enter! Be the ELS MVP - Most Valuable Poster!

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Cascade/Torrent 16/12
Monarchs/Titans 23/17
Roughriders/Lynx 16/17
Crows/Siege 11/15
Nemesis/Apocalypse 19/8


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[u]Team                        Goals           Points       Streak[/u]
1. Hurteau Nemesis         19/8 (+11)          4         1 win
2. Chateauvallon Monarchs  23/17 (+6)          4         1 win
3. New Lancaster Cascade   16/12 (+4)          4         1 win
4. St.Brendanstown Siege   15/11 (+4)          4         1 win[/color][color=silver]
5. Harton Lynx             17/16 (+1)          4         1 win
6. Douglas Roughriders     16/17 (-1)          0         1 loss
7. Witney Torrent          12/16 (-4)          0         1 loss
8. Capistrano Crows        11/15 (-4)          0         1 loss
9. Tabor Titans            17/23 (-6)          0         1 loss
10. Buen Puerto Apocalypse 8/19 (-11)          0         1 loss
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Monarchs/Cascade 16/18
Roughriders/Torrent 14/10
Titans/Nemesis 17/10
Siege/Apocalypse 14/12
Crows/Lynx 13/17

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[u]Team                        Goals           Points       Streak[/u]
1. New Lancaster Cascade   34/28 (+6)          8         2 wins
2. St.Brendanstown Siege   29/23 (+6)          8         2 wins
3. Harton Lynx             34/29 (+5)          8         2 wins
4. Chateauvallon Monarchs  39/35 (+4)          4         1 loss[/color][color=silver]
5. Hurteau Nemesis         29/25 (+4)          4         1 loss
6. Douglas Roughriders     30/27 (+3)          4         1 win
7. Tabor Titans            34/33 (+1)          4         1 win
8. Capistrano Crows        24/32 (-8)          0         2 losses
9. Witney Torrent          22/30 (-8)          0         2 losses
10. Buen Puerto Apocalypse 20/33 (-13)         0         2 losses[/color]
 

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Meet the Monarchs!

(OOC: Since their team colors are black and white I don't have a signature color I can use when posting! :p )

The Chateauvallon Monarchs begin their second season with some important changes. Team Chaplain Jack Teano has assumed the Presidency of the community owned franchise following his year long campaign to promote the Monarchs and the ELS. Veteran Midfielder Rob Shek, who had a long career in the American League retired at the close of last season, allowing for some changes in the team's starting lineup.

Midfielder Gary Gait serves as both team captain and coach, and will be instituting a new high powered offense after playoff opponents shut down their triple-threat blitzing attack. The new system will spread the ball around and create more shot opportunities, but it will also leave some hole's in the backfield that may put more of a burden on Red Strip MVP Award Winning Goalie, Greg Cattrano.

Cattrano has voiced some unhapiness about the changes and his play has evidenced some decline in the new system. However the leading scorers for the team, Mark Millon, Kip Fulks and Paul Cantabene have all seen their numbers rise. The role of Fulks and Catabene will vary from game to game as the Midfielder position will no longer anchor the offense like before. No one has yet emerged as a strong complement to Millon in the offense.

Coach Gait has also tried to increase playing time for Cattrano's back-up, second year goalie Arturs Weekes. Weekes has improved his game as his minutes are extended, but some fans question whether this experience is coming at the expense of team victories.

Below is the current roster for this season:
NUMBER
NAME
POSITION
HEIGHT /WEIGHT
COLLEGE


  • 2
    Greg Cattrano
    Goalie
    5'9" / 186
    Brown (USA)

    3
    Jamie Hanford
    Defense
    6'2" / 230
    École Rousseau

    4
    Josh Sims
    Midfield
    6'2" / 199
    Princeton (USA)

    5
    Paul Cantabene
    Midfielder
    5'11'' / 200
    École Rousseau

    7
    Matt Dwan
    Defense
    6'2" / 220
    École Rousseau

    8
    Gavin Prout
    Midfield
    5'11" / 175
    École Rousseau

    9
    Mark Millon
    Attack
    5'6" / 184
    Massachusetts (USA)

    11
    John Blatchley
    Attack
    5'9" / 175
    Towson (USA)

    13
    Kip Fulks
    Midfield
    6'0" / 188
    Maryland (USA)

    14
    Sean Radebaugh
    Attack
    5'9" / 170
    Witney

    15
    Jeff Sonke
    Midfield
    6'2" / 200
    North Carolina (USA)

    19
    Arturs Weekes
    Goalie
    6'1" / 210
    ETI

    22
    Gary Gait
    Midfield / COACH
    6'2" / 215
    Syracuse (USA)

    23
    Tim McGeeney
    Goalie
    6'0" / 185
    École Rousseau

    24
    Mark Frye
    Midfield
    6'0" / 182
    École Rousseau

    26
    Dave Daniecki
    Defense
    6'0" / 212
    Penn State (USA)

    27
    Mike Henehan
    Midfield
    5'10" / 180
    Georgetown (USA)

    32
    Shawn Nadelen
    Defense
    6'0" / 200
    St. Brendanstown University

    34
    Brian Reese
    Defense
    6'3" / 210
    Maryland (USA)

    39
    Jarred Testa
    Attack
    6'1" / 200
    Latina de Isabella

    42
    Tom Marechek
    Attack
    5'9" / 200
    Syracuse (USA)

    43
    Hugh Donovan
    Defense
    6'3" / 237
    Bucknell (USA)

    47
    Jude Collins
    Midfield
    5'8" / 170
    North Carolina St. (USA)

    99
    Jeffrey Wills
    Midfield
    6'0" / 178
    St. Brendanstown University
 
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Season 2, Day 3

Monarchs/Roughriders 18/15
Cascade/Titans 14/21
Crows/Torrent 13/14
Lynx/Apocalypse 16/13
Nemesis/Siege 12/17

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[u]Team                        Goals            Points      Streak[/u]
1. St.Brendanstown Siege   46/35 (+11)         12        3 wins
2. Harton Lynx             50/42 (+8)          12        3 wins
3. Tabor Titans            55/47 (+8)          8         2 wins
4. Chateauvallon Monarchs  57/50 (+7)          8         1 win[/color][color=silver]
5. New Lancaster Cascade   48/49 (-1)          8         1 loss
6. Douglas Roughriders     45/45 (+0)          4         1 loss
7. Hurteau Nemesis         41/42 (-1)          4         2 losses
8. Witney Torrent          36/43 (-7)          4         1 win
9. Capistrano Crows        37/46 (-9)          0         3 losses
10. Buen Puerto Apocalypse 33/49 (-16)         0         3 losses[/color]

Edit: oopsie - need to pay more attention to goal differentials :)
 
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Eutopian Sports Network: END GAME

(Opening music)

ANNOUNCER: Welcome back, sportsfans! This is Scott Stuart and you are in END GAME the Lacrosse post game show. We've got a lot of games to run down, so let me bring you up on the latest news.

(Highlights roll)



The Chateauvallon Monarchs show off their butter offense, cuz baby, it's on a roll! But they struggled defensively against the expansion Rough Riders. Monarchs 18, Riders 15.

Ain't payback a bitch? The Tabor Titans avenged their playoff loss to the New Lancaster Cascade with a HUGE win, 21 - 14, in Morecambe Stadium. New owner Kevyn Fox CANNOT like that. Just kiddin, big Kev. Don't shut down our tiny network.

The Teano Cup Championship Capistrano Crows showin' us, showin' us,. . . well they ain't showin' us a lot, as they somehow find a way to blow a 4 point third period lead and remain winless for the year. The expansion Torrent get their first W of the year, 14-13.

The Harton Lynx! Last year's door mats are styling and profiling with another win, 16-13 over the expansion team from Buen Puerto. Buen Puerto is winless and "muy triste".

Finally, the St. Brendanstown Siege knock off the Nemesis 17 -12. Uh, guys, didn't anyone tell you expansion teams weren't supposed to be any good. The Siege lead the points standings in the ELS and have yet to lose a game!



SCOTT STUART: Back here in our studio with ELS analyst and play by play commentator Keith Johnson. Keith, hook us up with some knowledge, what's going down in the ELS?

KEITH JOHNSON: Oooooooh doctor! Things are a-shaking and a-baking! Let's start with the Monarchs, this is not the team we saw dominate the series last year. Coach Gait's new offense is working well, but huge holes are opening on the defense. The team's putting a lot more on Cattrano and he doesn't appear to be happy about it.

SCOTT STUART: There was that blow-up after the loss to the Cascade, for example?

KEITH JOHNSON:Exactly. That was a game the Monarchs should have won. They scored the points, but they couldn't stop anyone.

SCOTT STUART: We'll be back after this break...
 
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Re: Eutopian Sports Network: END GAME

(Theme music)

SCOTT STUART: Welcome back to ESN's END GAME This is Scott Stuart and we're talking with ELS analyst and play by play commentator Keith Johnson. Keith, everyone is talking about two major surprises, the success of the Harton Lynx and the St. Brendanstown Siege. Are these teams for real?

KEITH JOHNSON: Scott, it's really too early to tell about the Siege, but they look like a team doing everything right. Expansion has thrown a lot of wild cards into the ELS deck, but the Siege looks like they're holding all Aces. Look at the hit they put on Carlos Cortez from Capistrano, whooooa Nellie!

SCOTT STUART: We'll talk about the Crows in just a minute, but what about the Lynx?

KEITH JOHNSON My momma back in Alabama told me that if I couldn't say something nice about someone I shouldn't say anything at all. I love momma, but she doesn't know a lick about sports.

The Lynx are the biggest pretenders since some of these clowns running around trying to stake a claim as monarch!

SCOTT STUART: Careful there, Keith!

KEITH JOHNSON I'm just saying that the Lynx were an awful team last year, if you watch them, you'll see they're an awful team this year. Take a look at their wins: Two narrow wins over expansion teams, the Rough Riders and the Pathetic Apocalypse and a rather suspect performance against the Crows.

SCOTT STUART Back again to the Crows. Let's look at the facts. A Teano Cup caliber team, coming off a dominating play-off performance. All team leaders returning for another run. Weak expansion team opposition. Zero wins. Three losses. What happened to this team?

KEITH JOHNSON I'm just a poor old country boy, so I don't want to get above my station, but boy howdy something smells worse than a rotten egg in August, hidden in an old pair of tennis shoes.

If we look at the tape of all the Crows losses, all of them were avoidable. Against the Torrent, a team that plays hard but just doesn't have all the pieces yet? A comfortable fourth point lead, then a change of players and the reserves allow a fourth quarter collapse, losing by a point. Against the Lynx? Scott, you, I, Commissioner Melancthon, and seven screaming toddlers could beat the Lynx, probably by a good margin. The Siege, as good as they are, were outplayed in the first half before the Crows offense tried up.

At this point, Scott, I predict the Crows will lose to Buen Puerto and finish last in the league.

SCOTT STUARTIt is interesting to note that all of these losses have come in games that the Crows were favored to win. Do you think they just didn't take these teams seriously, or do you subscribe to the rumors that something more sinister might be going on?

KEITH JOHNSON Not that it's stopped me before, but it would be irresponsible to speculate about gambling in the ELS. Let's see how they perform against a team they're supposed to lose to, then it might be worth taking a look at.

SCOTT STUARTYou heard it here first, folks! The Siege are for real, Keith isn't buying the Lynx's turn-around, and something smells bad in the state of Capistrano!

KEITH JOHNSON Capistrano's not a state, Scott, it's a city.

SCOTT STUART(trying to smile) I know that ya country bumpkin, it's called a literary allusion. Hamlet?.... Never mind.

(theme music)

That's it for END GAME! Peace out y'all!
 

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ROFL! Keep up the good work! :D
Scott, you, I, Commissioner Melancthon, and seven screaming toddlers could beat the Lynx, probably by a good margin.
*wipes morning cup of Earl Grey from monitor* :D
 

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Season 2, Day 4

Titans/Roughriders 19/13
Torrent/Monarchs 15/18
Cascade/Siege 14/10
Lynx/Nemesis 14/13
Apocalypse/Crows 12/18

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[color=white][u]Team                        Goals            Points      Streak[/u]
1. Harton Lynx             64/55 (+9)          16        4 wins
2. Tabor Titans            74/60 (+14)         12        3 wins
3. Chateauvallon Monarchs  75/65 (+10)         12        2 wins
4. St.Brendanstown Siege   56/49 (+7)          12        1 loss[/color][color=silver]
5. New Lancaster Cascade   62/59 (+3)          12        1 win
6. Hurteau Nemesis         54/56 (-2)          4         3 losses
7. Capistrano Crows        55/58 (-3)          4         1 win
8. Douglas Roughriders     58/64 (-6)          4         2 losses
9. Witney Torrent          51/61 (-10)         4         1 loss
10. Buen Puerto Apocalypse 45/67 (-22)         0         4 losses[/color]
 

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Suspension Announcement

Due to reckless gamesmanship resulting in serious injuries to another player on Day 4 of the current season, the Capistrano Crows' Carlos Cortez is hereby suspended for the remainder of the season.

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Titans/Torrent 12/16
Roughriders/Cascade 18/22
Apocalypse/Monarchs 14/16
Crows/Nemesis 16/17
Siege/Lynx 12/15

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[color=white][u]Team                        Goals            Points      Streak[/u]
1. Harton Lynx             79/67 (+12)         20        5 wins
2. Chateauvallon Monarchs  91/79 (+12)         16        3 wins
3. New Lancaster Cascade   84/77 (+7)          16        2 wins
4. Tabor Titans            86/76 (+10)         12        1 loss[/color][color=silver]
5. St.Brendanstown Siege   68/64 (+4)          12        2 losses
6. Hurteau Nemesis         71/72 (-1)          8         1 win
7. Witney Torrent          67/73 (-6)          8         1 win
8. Capistrano Crows        71/75 (-4)          4         1 loss
9. Douglas Roughriders     76/86 (-10)         4         3 losses
10. Buen Puerto Apocalypse 59/83 (-24)         0         5 losses[/color]
 

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Eutopian Sports Network: END GAME

(Opening music)

Scott Stuart: Boo ya! This is Scott Stuart bringing you another exciting edition of END GAME, the Lacrosse post game show. Big hits, big fines, and big news in the world of professional Lacrosse, so let's hit it:

(Highlights roll)

  • We open things up with the Luck of the Irish. Too bad that luck went bad, dog. St. Brendanstown go down 14-10 to the Cascade. Ol' Fox's team getting back on track. First loss of the season for the Siege.

    Next game, can the Siege bounce back, playing at home to the... wait, is this a misprint? The UNDEFEATED Harton Lynx? No misprints about it, while the Siege stumbled, the Lynx take it to them, scoring three goals in the last three minutes, while shutting out the Siege in the fourth quarter. Alone on top, it's the Lynx!


    From the "Just do enough to win" Department, the Monarchs keep winning, but win ugly. Someone check the milk cartons, cuz the Chateauvallon defense is missing. Mark Millon scores here, 3 of his 4 goals coming in the second half to beat the Witney Torrent, who never led, but never trailed by more than three. Monarchs giving up a lot more points this year.

    Fast forward to Game 5, the Monarchs taking on the lowly Buen Puerto Apocalypse. Donde esta mi tequilla? Did you see that? The Apocalypse lead at half-time? Is the world coming to an end? An inspired game by a bunch of fighters, this team came in charged up after the injury to Jose Aguilar at the hands of the Capistrano Crows in Game 4. But inspiration wasn't enough to carry the day - a good feed by Cantabene to Kip Fulks, and the Monarchs escape 16 -14.


    After the ugly, ugly game between Capistrano and Buen Puerto, in which the (cough, cough) "Champion" Crows team notched their first win, 18-12, they hosted the Nemesis. After resuming their winning ways most experts had the Crows picked to win by one. Instead they lose by one in the final minute of play, upsetting gamblers across the island. But you know we at ESN provide point spreads for entertainment value only, right?


    The "Nemesisesses'" victory came at a good time, following their Game 4 loss to....anyone want a guess? Anyone? Yep, the UNBEATEN Harton Lynx. Who are these guys? We'll have to start learnin' some names before too long!


    The Tabor Titans hosted the Douglas Rough Riders in Game 4, and rode 'em rough. By the time Tabor put in the reserves it was 17 - 10. By the time it was over, 19 - 13 Titans.

    The Titans used up all their gas though, losing 12-16 at home to the Witney Torrent. How 'bout those expansion teams, keepin it real?

    The Rough Riders felt they didn't get no love from the Titans and decided they had something to prove. All they proved was they better watch out for rapidly improving Buen Puerto, or they might end up in the league cellar. The Cascade took it to them 22-18. New season high six goals for high-flying Johnny Riordan, and the highest point total for the Cascade this year.

SCOTT STUART: And we'll be back after we pay some bills...

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(Theme music)

SCOTT STUART: Welcome back to ESN's END GAME This is Scott Stuart and we're talking Lacrosse with ELS analyst and guru to the stars, Mister Keith Johnson. Keith, after your stunningly accurate predictions last week, have you started your own psychic hotline yet?

KEITH JOHNSON: Ha, ha ha! You're a real kidder Scotto. Remember I was doing this gig back before they had pretty boy college educated anchors like you! Back when we had to do games on black and white television, or God forbid, radio!

SCOTT STUART: Slow your roll there K-Jo, we're just having some fun. Let's look at two teams, the Lynx and the Siege. Both undefeated two games ago, and like you predicted, both headed in two different directions. Problem is, the Lynx are on top and the Siege sank like the Old Navy. And I don't mean the clothes stores!

KEITH JOHNSON: Well, I said it was really too early to tell about the Siege and I was right. A good start for an expansion team, when matched up with the elite of the league, they can't hold their own.

SCOTT STUART: "Elite of the league?" What's that? Do I hear you givin' a little love to the Lynx after all?

KEITH JOHNSON:Scotto, it takes a big man to admit that he's wrong. And my momma didn't let me skip any meals. The Lynx are a better team than I gave them credit for, but until they beat the Cascade, the Monarchs, or the Titans, I'm not ready to drop my claim that they're the biggest pretenders since....

SCOTT STUART: And we're going to cut you off there, Keith. And don't call me Scotto.

In other news the league has suspended Capistrano Crows Attacker Carlos Cortez for the rest of the season, a sanction unprecedented in its severity. However, in a case where such a foul was so willfully inflicted with clear malice, wasn't this deserved Keith?

KEITH JOHNSON: Bunch soft nancy-boys if you ask me, Stuart. I remember when I played this game, there were too ways to play: bloody or on the bench and bloody. We can't start protecting players at the expense of the game and we can't disallow contact, otherwise we might as well play, I don't know, American Football!

SCOTT STUART: But Keith, they rolled Jose Aguilar out on a stretcher. He's scheduled for neuro-surgery on Tuesday! No one's saying we can't have hard hits, but don't you think this kind of premeditated brutal thuggery out to stop?


KEITH JOHNSONYou may have a point Scott, no one wants to see anyone's career ended on a pointless foul. But if you ask me, the real crime's going on behind the scenes. After their 0-3 start. and once the bookees started going the other way, the Crows come out and beat the Apocalypse back to Judgement Day! I think they've been holding out all year.

And then, once everybody thinks they're back, they drop one to Nemesis!

SCOTT STUART Back again to the Crows, I see. Didn't you predict they'd LOSE to Buen Puerto? Ya heard it here first, folks. The crazy ramblings of a gifted athlete who took one too many of those hard fouls he criticizes the "nancy-boys" for avoiding.

KEITH JOHNSON Huh? What was that?


SCOTT STUART(trying to smile) And that's all we have this week for END GAME. I'm Scott Stuart, and we're out of time. Peace!

(theme music)

 
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SCOTT STUART Back again to the Crows, I see. Didn't you predict they'd LOSE to Buen Puerto? Ya heard it hear first, folks. The crazy ramblings of a gifted athlete who took one too many of those hard fouls he criticizes the "nancy=boys" for avoiding.

KEITH JOHNSON Huh? What was that?

SCOTT STUART(trying to smile) And that's all we have this week for END GAME. I'm Scott Stuart, and we're out of time. Peace!
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Season 2, Day 6

Cascade/Crows 17/18 (OT)
Monarchs/Nemesis 20/15
Torrent/Lynx 15/11
Titans/Siege 16/17
Roughriders/Apocalypse 12/10

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[color=white][u]Team                        Goals            Points      Streak[/u]
1. Chateauvallon Monarchs  111/94 (+17)        20        4 wins
2. Harton Lynx             90/82 (+8)          20        1 loss
3. New Lancaster Cascade   101/95 (+6)         17        1 loss
4. St.Brendanstown Siege   85/80 (+5)          16        1 win[/color][color=silver]
5. Tabor Titans            102/93 (+9)         12        2 losses
6. Witney Torrent          82/84 (-2)          12        2 wins
7. Hurteau Nemesis         86/92 (-6)          8         1 loss
8. Douglas Roughriders     88/96 (-8)          8         1 win
9. Capistrano Crows        89/92 (-3)          7         1 win
10. Buen Puerto Apocalypse 69/95 (-26)         0         6 losses
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