Eutopian-American Organization

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Welcome to the HQ of the Eutopian-American Organization!

This organization is dedicated to the rights of all American citizens or decendants living in Eutopia. We maintain close contacts with the United States, Mexican, and Canadian embassies and consulates, and provide a lawyer if a citizen from the United States, Mexico, and Canada is arrested in Eutopia.

Currently, we are defending the rights of a Mr. Michael Moore, a 17 year old teenager from the United States, accused of a hit and run accident in the capital. We will, of course, keep you informed about the trial.

Currently, the chairman of the Eutopian-American Organization is Mr. Fireblade Sabaya, former candidate for Prime Minister of Eutopia.

 

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THE EUTOPIAN BAR ASSOCIATION
New Lancaster City -- Eutopia
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Mr. Fireblade Sabaya
Eutopian-American Organization
Eutopia

Dear Mr. Sabaya,

Congratulations on the launch of your organization. For your legal needs, the EBA can provide you with a list of attorneys in all regions of the nation willing to represent indigents and immigrants pro bono, as well as a number of other legal resources.

Sincerely,
Edw. Bogle
Provisional President, EBA

 

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The Case of Mr. Michael Moore

Eutopian Times, January 4th, 2003 (Eutopian News Group)

Michael Moore, an American citizen living in Eutopia City, was arrested today on charges of manslaughter in the death of Jose Martinez, from Isabella province. Mr. Martinez was hit by Mr. Moore's automobile. He died before reaching the hospital.

The Eutopian-American organization, recently founded, has offered to provide a lawyer to Mr. Moore, because he is an American citizen.

Further news as it develops.

 

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/ooc Shouldn't that be American-Eutopian? Eutopian-American implies an American of Eutopian ancestry

As a fellow Eutopian of American descent, I applaud your efforts to protect others of like descent. However, I think it would be even more laudable to wish to serve all Eutopians, regardless of descent. We chose to be Eutopians so we should be Eutopians first and foremost. How can we ask the Latin-Eutopians to assimilate when we won't even do it ourselves?

Sincerely,
George Jetson

 

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As an American expatriate here in Eutopia and a proud resident of the Latin provinces, I wonder who ever said that we had to assimilate the Latin provinces?

All kidding aside, Mr. Jetson's is correct that we former Americans are all now Eutopians above all else. I think that we can still celebrate our culture and heritage without becoming forsaking our new national identity, however.

I was hoping this would be more of a civic or social organization, but I see it has important work to do. Good luck in your mission.

I see that I will have to get my NFL news somewhere else, though.

Rev. Jack Teano
Church of the Epiphany, ACE
Chateauvallon, N. Anjou