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Well, yes. As you know, there is one party that has been missing for quite a while in Eutopia.
 

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Yes of course. And we'll talk more about it right after this commercial break.

The same blender commercial plays seven times.

And we're back. For those of you just tuning in, I'm here with Alice Whitby, who is a Canadian citizen. Alice, you were saying?
 

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Actually, before we get back to the subject, I'd like to tell a story. I hope no one has a problem with that. But if you do, it's your problem, so I'm not too worried about it.

Anyway, this one time, I'm in Paris. (OOC: Real life story here. Happened to me a few years ago) And you know, I'm visiting some musuems and stuff, seeing the sights. Anyway, this one day, I'm at the Louvre, let me tell ya, the place isn't all it's cracked up to be. I'm not all that appreciative of art. Anyway, I was looking at the Mona Lisa, and there was this one guy up front, looking at it. And he was there for probably half an hour. He just couldn't stop looking at it, and taking pictures, and people were passing up their cameras so he could take pictures with them. Now, bear in mind, there was a pretty big crowd in there, and everyone just wanted to get up and see it. So this guy in the back, now, after I heard him, I figured he had to be an American. Now he's been waiting to see this painting a while, and he notices the guy who's been up front for like half an hour. So he yells "Hey, if you buy it you can take it home!" Now, everyone in the room who speaks English bursts into laughter. The next morning, I had bread and cheese for breakfast. The French really know what they're doing when it comes to bread.

So, Alice, you were saying?
 

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LevePalestinaKrossaSionis men
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Yes, well, I will bring the DA Back to Eutopia! Democracy will return, and my dream of being an MNA will be reality! I'll go down to the Election office soon. How many Signitures do I need?
 

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LevePalestinaKrossaSionis men
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No, I'm talking about Signitures from common people, Like 10,000 Signitures from people off the Street?
 

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LevePalestinaKrossaSionis men
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Oh. Anyway, I'll need some people to come down to the Election Office soon to sign up and everything. I havn't been in Eutopia for a long time. When's the Next Election?
 

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LevePalestinaKrossaSionis men
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Great! Thanks! Do you think we should keep the DA as the name?
 

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LevePalestinaKrossaSionis men
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Wow! I thought they would never pass something this Term. Ah well, it's only the Budget. They probably won't pass a Bill anyway...
 

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Hmm...maybe we do still have a few minu-

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Good evening, Eutopia. Today I have some insightful thoughts to share.

The other day, a friend of mine was staring at his digital clock, and decided that the entire world must be based on the numbe eight.

If you're ever that drunk, don't drive. We'll be back with more insight after this commercial break.

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Elias Tarfarius

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Helloooooooooooo, Eutopia! Thanks for having me on, John. I hope this will finally dispell the myth that I have a face made for radio.

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