Actually, before we get back to the subject, I'd like to tell a story. I hope no one has a problem with that. But if you do, it's your problem, so I'm not too worried about it.
Anyway, this one time, I'm in Paris. (OOC: Real life story here. Happened to me a few years ago) And you know, I'm visiting some musuems and stuff, seeing the sights. Anyway, this one day, I'm at the Louvre, let me tell ya, the place isn't all it's cracked up to be. I'm not all that appreciative of art. Anyway, I was looking at the Mona Lisa, and there was this one guy up front, looking at it. And he was there for probably half an hour. He just couldn't stop looking at it, and taking pictures, and people were passing up their cameras so he could take pictures with them. Now, bear in mind, there was a pretty big crowd in there, and everyone just wanted to get up and see it. So this guy in the back, now, after I heard him, I figured he had to be an American. Now he's been waiting to see this painting a while, and he notices the guy who's been up front for like half an hour. So he yells "Hey, if you buy it you can take it home!" Now, everyone in the room who speaks English bursts into laughter. The next morning, I had bread and cheese for breakfast. The French really know what they're doing when it comes to bread.
So, Alice, you were saying?