Europa Unversalis IV As a Badener I am very concerned

[Richpetefive]

Hi Guys, I played a lot of Hoi 4 in the past year. But as I started to play some europa Unversalis IV. I began to play as baden because thats where I live. And I was shocked to see:
1. that the goddamn Swabians have allied with all my neighbours (it's historical so no critic XD)
2. to see that my primary culture is swabian, like probably you don't really get what I mean. It's like you tell a german that his culture is french. Or tell a french his culture is german. And thats concerned me. Are the swabian going to take Baden in my game? No! They will fall under the mighty Badens crown. They will fall on their knees and beg for mercy. But we will destroy Stuttgard and will build Karlsruhe, as it should be. And then we yeelet the hohenzollerns. And then its peace time.

take it as a joke please, if you are from Stuttgard I am from Karlsruhe and this all wasn't a joke
It's a joke again... is it?

PS: Paradox please change it. Baden is literally the Meta it's too strong it literally yeets the shit out of .... everyone LOL

Disclaimer JOKE

 

[Runite Drill]

You should try playing as Ulm

 

[Pandrea]

Which would be a more appropriate culture for Baden?

 

[Richpetefive]

Which would be a more appropriate culture for Baden?

A baden culture. Like the swabian culture is a seperate culture than the baden. Baden and the swabians are like arch enemys. They hate each other like france and germany.

 

[Thorum]

Since when can people from the same culture not hate eachother ?

 

[Secret Master]

Since even I can't tell if this is a joke or not despite the OP's claim that it is a joke, I'm going to go ahead and close this thread.

If you have a serious proposal about culture in Baden, post it in the suggestions forum.